That got me thinking actually: what would your perfect cum-on-food title be? And I don't just mean
iraiden, I mean everyone here
Maybe it was already discussed here (I haven't checked much of the thread, so you could point me to the exact previous messages here), but here's my perfect cum-on-food scenario:
- The girl is busty (I just prefer them that way) and preferably cute-looking rather than sexy (I've discussed it as well in another thread), so, the perfect ones for the role are girls like Kana Tsuruta or Hamasaki Mao (for her energy). If Mari Rika has been in a cum-on-food title... then it would be golden; I know that she doesn't like cum, so it doesn't seem like she would star in such a title. Yes, she's not busty at all, but she's I favorite of mine beyond all measurements... That makes me think that l o l i s are great as well for this (if it's a l o l i, then it doesn't matter if she's busty or not*)
- The premise I would have is an all-you-can-eat restaurant, but with cum on everything, obviously; it's great if it's like a restaurant review like in RCTD-246, and the girl(s) are there to order what they like, but with the idea that everything will have cum on it
- The girls rate the foods and describe the texture, maybe even complaining that there isn't enough "sauce" etc.
- As for the food choices, I personally don't care much about jelly, I prefer something that is implicit, like corndogs or yakisoba (long and/or with a sausage basically, like in TMAVR-071)
- If, however, it has dirty talk, like with the salad dressing thing by Mao mentioned above, any food can be good for cumming on, I guess
So, it's basically a busty yet cute actress (like a naive type), who has to eat a lot of phallic objects (hot dogs, corndogs, bananas...), but obviously, it's not a full course, so you will need to have something that will clearly show the cum in it, like, if we exclude the jelly that I don't like seeing in these titles:
- Soup with visible globes in it (can be miso, ramen has too many ingredients usually, so the cum will not be in the focus) or salad, since green is good for contrast
- Corn-dogs etc., with the girl asking for dressing (ketchup is already there, so she needs some mayo)
- Washing it all down with a drink of something like tapioca, which is popular in Japan, with globes again
Maybe it's not a very congruent menu, but it's one that, I think, accentuates the cum. And I know that it's very... elaborate, but hey, they gotta know what we're crying for to make it come to life
I think TMAVR-071 combined with the Kana and Mao titles is a great blend. She has a salad with "dressing", then gets a corn-dog/yakisoba, asks for "mayo", then gets a protein-rich drink... Something like that. And yes, maybe the "girl is not aware that she's eating cum" is the best way for me. So it's a restaurant but it poses as a regular one, yet the cooks all add something to it. "Oh, she wants mayo? I'll give her mayo!.." and all that. So, cute yet bratty in a way, like a cute 18-year old Karen. Wants to have a filling meal, well, we'll give her a filling meal
Yes, in the Kana and Mao titles, the cumming is explicit (the girl knows about it), but it can all be done "in the kitchen" when the girl complains about the food "not being tasty enough" etc. They can even have the split screen as they sometimes do: one side shows the girl's expecting yet oblivious face, the other shows the "cooks working on it". Maybe the girl then even smells the food and suspects something but since she doesn't want to appear lewd, she just eats it anyway (with close-ups on the every bite she takes; the more the "mayo" etc. is dripping, the better, getting on her lips and cheeks, and on the table...)
And then, they can even show some kind of a "reveal", like the girl going into the kitchen and seeing the "process", or maybe even less obvious: she asks to see the manager, they show her the kitchen and claim that it's all clean etc., but she sees cum drops on the counter (around a new tray but the same model that they used to serve food to her). Basically, the imagination runs wild here. I'm actually surprised I haven't seen it in JAV yet
* That can be a whole different degenerate series, like "elementary school cafeteria"... Man, even writing that makes me icky, but the Japanese have a lot of titles about it, so it's them, not me (just a random example of an actress dressed in the elementary school uniform; the yellow hat is basically the indicator)
P.S. I just felt the need to clarify that it's all just a fantasy. I'm against abuse in any way. These would be very petite and young-looking actresses, come of age, consenting to participate in the fantasy. All right, officer? Again, it's not me who started it, it's Japan
