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i can do without her twitter. it's her twatter i'm concerned about.

you think these girls all go to the same barber?

well, i'm glad someone liked it. be careful out there.

i would like a moment of silence from the membership here to commemorate the 26th anniversary of the arrest of paul reubens, better known as pee wee herman, for masturbating in an adult theatre during a showing of an X-rated film called ‘nurse nancy’. staffs should be at half… well, forget that...

wow. i bet i've seen a hundred tsubomi movies. so that three-sisters video, that must be one of the 900 of hers that i haven't seen. but it looks good. i guess the jav industry doesn't need my help after all. ok. what should we film this week? i don't know. i'm all out of ideas. me too...

hey, maybe tsubomi could do a film where she plays both a mother and her own daughter. you know, she wears schoolgirl and teen outfits from one angle, then dumpy middle-aged stuff from the opposite angle. interesting 3-ways. lesbian incest... some possibilities there. you'd have to get a...

every time i look for knights visual videos, i end up with kochel numbers.

i never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

hmm… that may be a hangover from when i lobbied unsuccessfully for the inclusion of maru yamamoto in the official approved list of the ultimate loli thread. the thread’s creator (an avid shuna kagami fan) and one or two members of the reigning cabal, admitted that maru was indeed loli-like. but...

the voice. the right word.

i knew a girl in kansas city she had a mole on her left… several years ago, this little loli made a big splash here at akiba-online, then promptly disappeared: in more recent times, a-o began sporting loli threads and approved lists and whatnot, but with no aoi endo/endoh/endou. i...

i tink you no get caucasian. i tink dey susatute you diet caucasian.

i was always dismayed by the fact that bukkake girls rarely looked as good after the ordeal as before. i found irony in the fact that the momentary application of facial jizz was a fascinating aesthetic improvement. and yet it ultimately failed as a beauty enhancer. but perhaps this was due to...

i too am a big fan of those dances at the end of Fa-Pro videos (HQIS, etc). my favorite is by the cutest little baby-faced loli that ever starred in their films, maru yamamoto. among the cognoscenti of lolis here in the ultimate thread, maru gets no love... not on the approved list… absent...

i thought donald trump had rounded all of you up and was sperm-boarding you in guantanamo.

that unforgettable backside belongs to rin koike, once known to the u-15 set as ‘the queen of the t-backs’. it comes from her video ‘13’, bkvd-00200. she only did junior idol vids, so what you see is what you get. but you can get working links here...

milky-tv used to have a bukkake line called 'condensed milky sports edition', featuring cum on gym clothes and... well, anything else that cum could feasibly be on. you can get started on the thick white line here...

this seems to be as good a place as any to bring this resource to the attention of A-O. i refer to: rarelust.com essentially, this is a collection of thousands of old movies. it focuses on exploitation films of all stripes. the newer entries tend to be things that bombed at the box office...

years ago i lived in sweden. and one of the national jokes was that in winter, everybody there sits at home hoping for someone to come visit them. but no one ever does; because everyone is busy sitting at home hoping for someone to come visit them. you can get tired of blondes. you can.

those of you who are interested in these things surely have made more of an effort than me to find them. but as no one has made mention of this site, i thought i’d list it: incezt.net its scope is international (hey, why should one country have all the fun?) but it has a jav section. it has...

down in the bowels of akiba-online, akiba citizen mx70, who is a ‘rm fan’ (whatever that is), has quietly been posting 15 pages of old jav for the past eight weeks. not quite 90s, it focuses more on the early-mid 2000s. i imagine the audiences for these zipperpoppingly overlap. lots of milf...

that sounds good. my download folder is so long that i am constantly pushing the slider up and down to get from one file to another. the trouble is, i don't push in a perfectly perpendicular manner, so the cursor falls off the slider as i pick up speed and then starts moving rapidly over...

i can't wait to masturbate in a self-driving car. somehow it seems appropriate.

--- no. but i was arrested twice at public screenings of "north-by-northwest". what's THAT, sir? that? sir? that's a compass.

out of the tens (perhaps hundreds) of thousands of women in jav history, very few seem to qualify , after all the definition wrangling, as notable lolis. so if you are a jav director/producer and you have one of these rare gems, the task at hand (in my opinion) is how best to showcase such...

a few years back, were not gifs and other exotic avatars blamed for crashing A-O and keeping it out of commission for quite some time? perhaps my memory has the wrong codec.

say, you might like this one. i don’t know what the girl really looks like underneath all that blue hair. but on the surface she looks like an adorable little loli if you buy into the act. it’s from a company called neet. the video apparently has no code but is called ‘alice musical’ and...

the film you want is nhdta-649: the compliant force peace sex… three girls take it in various positions while flashing the peace sign. you can find links and info here: http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javliijmse

things don't bother me as much as before. i took anger management classes. the therapist noticed that i was a hard case. after class one night, he said 'try jerking off a lot'. best advice i ever got. ... just passing it along for what it's worth.

http://tracker1.wasabii.com.tw:6969/announce

the foxes have gone to the statue of liberty to get their birth control devices!

what a refreshing perspective.

ahhhhh, those were the days. coat. kleenex. where are my sunglasses?

some here: http://www.forumophilia.com/topic394676.html

it’s nice to know that other people have problems looking for naked girls. i always want to find some chick that’s listed with 10 or 15 others, and i don’t know which one she is. so, silly me, i start looking at all the covers of their past videos. what’s with these women? they change...

i was robbed by two men i was robbed by two men i was robbed by two men the lyin’ ryan lochte incident put me directly in mind of those wonderful women, the zuiiken girls, who for years dispensed exercise, travel tips, and useful english phrases to help extricate japanese tourists from the...

not what i do, really. but let's see what happens...

some of these you can get here: cosplayjav.pl be warned that to get the links you have to disable adblocker. this puts you at the mercy of redirects and bullshit virus warnings. eventually, you can get through to the download, but it's a pain. maybe others here know the secret way around this.

those men she fucks in mds-843... i wish THEY had smaller boobs.

should be seeding now. as an old torrent, it gets 'queued' easily with my limited resources. but i've forced started it again. so the swallows should have left capistrano and returned once more to japan.

i have been away for a few weeks. during this time, i could play no part in helping degenerate jerk-offs the world over waste time masturbating to japanese pornography. but i have returned. specifically, i help seed 'schoolgirl gokkun', kv-108 et al. it is not my torrent. i just help seed...

if you ever go looking for your dick’s desire, you need look no further than your own back yard. a-o member ‘organic chemistry’ will burn your bunsen with his 20th century offerings here: https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/from-the-past-vhs-jav.1498180/ and a-o member ‘sokol001’ , who has...

the circus should never leave town. i request a re-up. i don't care.

not jav, but the japanese mainline film and 1985 international hit "tampopo" by juzo itami contains a memorable and marvelous egg sex scene. back in the late 80s, i knew a couple of girls who wanted to re-create the repast from "babette's feast". knowing that they couldn't make a peanut...

yeah, it makes you think... i'm not sure if it's a sham of a shampoo or a poo of a shampoo. ... makes you think.

i did a quick survey with a few well chosen friends. the consensus is: yes, jews can, at least secretly, enjoy nazi porn just as some jews can, at least secretly, enjoy pork (the enticement of the taboo and all that). in fact, several wanted download links and i told them that there is a...

that's what i like about akiba-online. i was worried about getting old. not anymore.

this kid is going to go down in history with shoichi yokoi and hiroo onoda.