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Yes I do know if there are. Thank you for inquiring about them.

No.

Due to my last infraction, I'm pretty sure that desioner aimed that comment at me.

I'm listening to the train pass on by after a shoot out here in Kioroshi, Chiba. The trouble with this stupid line (Narita Line) is that it only comes once every 35 frickin' minutes. God damnit.

Hey Jacksalotson, check out #bifemsex on mIRC. I'm sure they'll have a girl for you.

You come to a forum filled with (likely) single men and want to have sex with them? Wow, you're running outta options, aren't ya?

Just offer her sleeping pills from the drug store. I use one once a month or so after I've had a long weekend of staying up wayyyy too late. It helps reset my body clock for the upcoming week. For me, one will do it, two will do it extra quick, three will keep me groggy for the next morning...

That's pretty awesome. What kind of collage? I like this one, myself.

If you're interested, PM me. I take PayPal and direct deposites into my MUFG bank account.

They ain't selling DVDs to you, Mr. Stallion, they're selling them to the Japanese market which is made up mostly of men who are hung with a python dropping down their leg. The penises in most JAV are not much bigger or smaller than the average Japanese male, that's just the fact of the...

Yep, metastatis has hit the nail on the head (although I'd leave out the "I followed her" part). If you see one and manage to recongize them out of character (first off, kudos to you) then approach them, ask politely if they speak English (in Japanese, please). If yes or if their escort does...

I shut it down due to ongoing legal issues. It should be back up within a week.

Probably not. They're 50 yen for a reason, bud.

Did you try asking politely and explaining WHY you wanted to take the photo? Next time, consider presenting your 名刺 (adding that in since you're keen on mixing Japanese into your posts for some reason)

How long have you been here? Was it a vacation?

watashi wakatta so then i reply nihongo mixu to dakara more kakoii internets meme

Any kaiten sushi restaurant.

Great story, bro.

Cool story bro.

"the alcohol is too weak" Well, I see you're NOT an american, hahaha :D Did you meet that 'genuine' ninja clan leader in Akihabara? (LOLS!) Whatcha doing here? Welcome. Where abouts are you staying?

Get me an address and I'll send some Japanese goodies.

Just wait till you visit a farm with a 300 pound boar in Hokkaido. Takes nearly a day for the gel to rupture. Ruined our last god damn couch that way.

God damnit Ane... ....... .......... ............ .............. ................ Second guess was right.

Yours truly hefting a heck of a heavy minigun. Playing 'Paper-Rock-Scissors' to win prizes. He won a copy of 'Sacana', something about a kind of fish. She won a limited edition GUNDAM model Extra points to whoever figures out where I am.

Yep, that's a dude.

At the end of the day, I was VERY sun-burnt.

Thinking he was safe, Satoru took a quick breather moments before the dude with one of the mini-guns stepped out from around the corner and unleashed firey hell, smoking me in the leg as well. No photos as I was trying to hide my lens. Anything with a red mark is out of stock...

Craft Apple Works mini-gun shorty - a double-fist full of awesome. A lawyer (on the other side) and a heart surgeon trying to repair the M500 shotgun which broke after two shots. Sadly it didn't work as the rocking rod was broken on the inside, but they gave it a hell of a try...

After a private invite and discovering upon arriving that I'm the only foreigner to be playing at these special events I felt pretty lucky to make my way from Tokyo out to a far end of Chiba (about 75km away from my place). The group of about 15 players (on the game organizers private bus) met...

First and ONLY time I called someone HERE in JAPAN a 'Jap', I was shortly there-after threatend with a knife. JAP is equal to NIP which is equal to NIGGER which is equal to CRACKER which is equal to SPICK.

I was about to answer but I don't care for how you phrased the title. How about next time, a hot busty chink? Or a hot busty cracker?

What's it like cumming inside a bunch of lettuce?

What the fuaaaa.... ? ? ? ? ? ? Dude.. that's like saying "it feels like... a bag of sand..." Calvins, have you ever even looked directly at a beer bottle before?

The second image is somewhat famous and I'm quite sure it's from Argentina. Lookup Argentina Sinkhole on google and it should pop up.

Look up Yomamnba. That should help too. There is TONS of Yomamnba lesbian porn.

File Transfer Protocal has been around since 1985 when E-DATA set up their FTP server out in New Mexico. So no, it would make the age 25.

Welcome to the forum, don't let the trolls and kids beating off into gym socks...

Woke up this morning to a vagina in my face. I love my job.

Welcome abroad.

manilla_ex, for penis,vagina, etc. You can call them all 'asoko' meaning "over there" or translated properly to "down there". Penis: Chimpo/Chinko (either way is fine, and with the second, be cautious when saying you want to play Pachinko. Breasts: Oppai or Mune (I can't do the italicised e...

If you're not well hung, then don't worry yourself.

You don't.

I love Japanese wide-mouth coffee cans

I wish there was a porn equivalent of face/palm just so it would fit into this website.

おなこいどる　びじおーおねがいいします。

Those aren't landslides, those are sink-holes.