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Oh, yes,
Pleimovil - I was aware you hadn't checked the download links, as you cautioned your readers off the bat, in your original post. Yet the fact that you dug up those pages as reference tells us you went the extra mile, more than most would have. (Hmmm, I have run into the dreaded hard drive filling up problem myself; last one I picked up was a Seagate Barracuda STBD2000101 2TB, which I have a good feeling for.)
I have to thank you for the valuable description you gave regarding [YMDD-031]... it whetted my appetite enough to go for a big download (1.3 GB, not bad compared to many of the whoppers routinely offered, but still pretty big for me). I checked others in the YMDD series, and they were all too humongous, until I found a stream alternative I'll be sharing at bottom. Luckily, it was the one with
Abigaile Johnson, in Tokyo [YMDD-010].
I enjoyed your comments a lot,
Banfoosh; on the Abigaile topic, indeed, she is a beauty. Certainly pretty
Alyssa Branch (in the other waitress' role) is more of an everyday girl, in comparison. I know what you mean, when drop-deaders are sometimes cast in porn, and it is hard to buy them in the particular situations they are in. Yet Abigaile is not inhumanly beautiful, and she has enough of an essence, a vulnerability let's say, to allow one to bypass one's skepticism. (Hey, beautiful women can be human, too.) To drive home the point, when I watched YMDD-031, we probably would agree
Mia Malkova has her share of pulchritude as well, but I didn't need to suspend my disbelief as I waded into the waters of the ridiculous situation she was in.
But what I was more interested in was, who dares to dethrone the mighty
Tenant? Why, the kissing ogre you were referring to was none other than...
Tubby! (
Reference; looks like he has lost some weight in the "Blonde" movie.)
Tubby is a legend in his own right! Fans of Tenant and Tubby may painlessly pick up MOMJ-146
here, putting in a rare appearance as a dynamic duo, socking it to poor
Reira Kousaka. You can judge who gets the award for King of the Beasts. (As feverish and as potent as Tubby may be, I've got a feeling Tenant won't be losing much sleep.)
I only fast-forwarded YMDD-010, the one with Abigaile Johnson (by the way, please consult Pleimovil's list above, for others in the YMDD "Blonde" series), but it looks like these films follow the same formula. With YMDD-031, Mia Malkova is so hung up over her Japanese lover, she travels all the way to Japan to try and dig him up. She must have had his work address, because she stands in front of the office building, and coincidentally asks a businessman who exits, whether he recognizes her lover from a photograph. Too bad for her, the businessman turns out to be Tubby. (Tubby appears in YMDD-010 as well, in the same role; I would not be surprised if he reprises his slimy character in the other YMDD "Blonde" movies.)
At one point in their conversation, Tubby actually said "Ah, so," that generic Japanese phrase most American and other English-speaking viewers are familiar with, and it just warmed my heart. Their communication brought to mind the WWII movie, WHERE EAGLES DARE, with
Richard Burton and
Clint Eastwood, which was fascinating because the characters absurdly alternated between speaking in English and German. In YMDD-031, Mia Malkova would speak in English (with Japanese subtitles), and Tubby would answer in Japanese, which Mia would understand, and then Mia would reply in English. The process was rather charming, actually.
The only "forced" part, technically, was the first scene, when Tubby awakens Mia to have his way with her. Mia turned out to be surprisingly very willing when Tubby told her she had to have sex with the second fellow in the movie. (
"What do I have to do?" Mia asked; I presume this was a condition for Mia to rendez-vous with her lover. But did she have to have her heart in the sex so much? It was that Tubby, he turned her, I say.)
All three men "Nakadashi" poor Mia, including her lover at the end (why must women be such suckers for the insensitive bad boys?), and she reflects no alarm about eating so much humble cream pie. The last scene is confusing, as the lover reads the newspaper, explains what has disturbed him, and while struggling with her acting, Mia asks,
"What happened to him?" She looks pleased as the lover reveals the fate that has befallen the mysterious one they are talking about.
There is a number of download options for
Blonde In Yokohama [YMDD-031], especially ones involving
Ryushare, but I picked the one that limits hair-pulling for free downloaders,
Depositfiles, from the
Daily-jav.com site:
Five for 251 MB + 159 MB (which works out to over 1.4 GB, although after the decompression, the file was sized at 1.3 GB. I thought the whole idea of "zipping" files was to make them smaller):
http://depositfiles.com/files/sjjkithqw/YMDD031.part1.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/pgd53tlun/YMDD031.part2.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/p3xsmpuuf/YMDD031.part3.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/oyyqwujt6/YMDD031.part4.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/mek66ziv3/YMDD031.part5.rar
http://depositfiles.com/files/g9txzaq3m/YMDD031.part6.rar
The download options for YMDD-010 (
Blonde In Tokyo) were all of mammoth proportions (you may fare better in your searching), and I selected the following streams not ideal in nature (somewhat large sized, split into multiple pieces and with a logo):
Five at around 167 MB, 26 minutes each (the links are not in order):
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1779629/YMDD010
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1779809/YMDD010
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1779909/YMDD010
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1780039/YMDD010
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1779687/YMDD010
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