Translation for the normal among us-
Sir is advertising an up-to-the-minute, “down the chute goes the milky fluid” moving picture with a woman of disreputable reputation, who goes by the uncouth name “Mai”.
One wonders if said short moving picture is available in its entirety upon further perusal.
Upon my last unfortunate visit, the villainous scallywag had pulled a double- dealing-dupery-flim-flam.
The scandalous booby was providing false entertainment.