if you too do da kudou, then you know what separates it from all those other new year’s resolution diets that are being flogged on tv right now: namely, that rara’s works. it appears that toward the end of her career as haru itou, she began reducing and ultimately shed an estimated 4-5 kilos which she has kept off for over a year now. that’s a tremendous amount of weight for a card-carrying member of the lullaby league. during 2020, she did a series of videos in the emoi line of sodcreate. [i believe there are still working torrents for all of them as of this posting.] then, after a five month hiatus in early 2021, she came back gangbusters as the thin new kudou. what’s more, i believe she has continued to lose weight throughout 2021. here are two screenshots from emoi-020 made in august 2020, and two others from ibw-854 taken 15 months later, in more or less the same poses for the purposes of comparison.
these aren’t k-tribe hatchet jobs. they are representative of how she really looked. she went from chunky monkey to skinny minnie in the space of about nine months, continued her regime, and now seems to be pulling a karen carpenter on us. each passing day, there’s less of her to fuck.
the only question (at least for all you overweight wankers out there) is “just where can i sign up for the rara kudou diet plan?”. for better or worse, the answer is close at hand. it’s down there in your shorts. you eat sperm… and almost nothing else. the occasional noodle, perhaps. for some of you, this might be something of an acquired taste. i suggest starting with your own little hoard and then branching out as the diet sets in. depending on who you are, that may be difficult. rara seems to have no problem getting all the sperm she wants. but you? you may have to cultivate a new set of friends. maybe not.
these aren’t k-tribe hatchet jobs. they are representative of how she really looked. she went from chunky monkey to skinny minnie in the space of about nine months, continued her regime, and now seems to be pulling a karen carpenter on us. each passing day, there’s less of her to fuck.
the only question (at least for all you overweight wankers out there) is “just where can i sign up for the rara kudou diet plan?”. for better or worse, the answer is close at hand. it’s down there in your shorts. you eat sperm… and almost nothing else. the occasional noodle, perhaps. for some of you, this might be something of an acquired taste. i suggest starting with your own little hoard and then branching out as the diet sets in. depending on who you are, that may be difficult. rara seems to have no problem getting all the sperm she wants. but you? you may have to cultivate a new set of friends. maybe not.
