I thanked all-a-y'all because reading this thread was the perfect antidote to the grave realisation that I'd spent one of my precious vacation days at work preparing for an upcoming event. I've never uttered this verbally or textually before, but to respectfully quote sportacus: "I lol'd." Slow would be an upgrade...you kill me, Ceewan.
Re: your sagely advice about Javascript...you're using Windows, may I presume? I'm just wondering if there's ever anything I need to worry about as a fat-and-happy Linux user. I leave it turned on all the time with Firefox, and in my 17-year exile from M$, I've never had any problems other than non-related annoying Chinese hackers bangin' on my Apache server. They just slam against the iris and vaporise like the Goa'uld did in StarGate. Am I just lucky, or am I missing something here?
Oh well...hey, Tariba: I hope you get your security issues sorted because AO really is a nice place to be. Sure, there are asshats in any crowd, but give us a little more info and I'm sure the community can help you out. Cheers, mate!