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トップレス is Topless. When speaking about clothing and having no shirt or clothing covering your upper torso then this is how you say it, same as in English but with a Japanese accent.

It was a guy.

The movies you are looking for are called Pink Movies. They are softcore that include all the action but without shots of penetration

Let's not forget the high number of abortions in japan, where the rule of religious retards doesn't have a foothold.

Kimochii means "feels good" saying agu moche out loud sounds like it. I bet that's what you heard

Ahh I saw the thread title and thought you were going to ask people to meet faceto face. I'd be willing on guessing youd get about one, MAYBE two others actually show themselves. Lol guess who would come out... One guess...

Not officially but she is currently pregnant from her husband and they have decided to put a hold on her professional career until their child Is born. He is expected for late July and is a boy.

Why would she suck a dork? Whales are very difficult to locate let alone arouse.

Nipples have a vagina?!?!?! Why was I never informed???

Oh let the kid go, he probably typed it with one hand...

Akibaonline: the place to find your perfect man-on-man encounters

It's a souring experience! /Oyaji

I'd feel bad for the girl licking you. Shed be getting another girls ass pounding her in the forehead. Imagine he bruising...

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One of "us" plays a pivotal role? Is it a foreigner who bashes other foreigners for beating off the snuffs and other cartoons? Cuz that would be awesome.

Planes don't prohibit people from acting.

Hangin' in my place above Hanamasa, sipping a fresh cracked bottle of CC lemon, chargin' my iPhone, watchin a variety show & checking out th

In Akiba at C&C Curry Shop. Just picked up my girl after work and having a cheap bite before heading home.

FILO & Peri Feat. Eric Lumiere - Anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1flOoJYxo In case you wanna see a car all decked out in Miku trash

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For my pleasure -AND- dream? Wow... really?

Outside of Yodobashi Camera, Akihabara - A place for people with PSP and DSi's to get together and play against each other She was standing there crying.

Honda BEAT

Out at Daikoku Futo with Zillin and two guys from 0-60 Magazine One of the members of a Bosozoku biker gang For the record, the school-girl was a guy. This guy is the leader of one of the motorcycle gangs

Yee Olde Aqua showing some thigh Why does my pizza box have anime characters on it? Korean Pizza (with stuffed crust!) Meat & Egg-Plant Pizza... not bad when hot, but HORRIBLE when cold. What happened to my ice?!~?! Fucking white kids... they saw me on the train, ran over and said...

The squirting clam... Bra key-chain A Matsuri festival

Listening to Keali'i Reichel - Ka Nohona Pili Kai

Rolly: The track intro reminded me of this tune bvjBRLdyYo4

It's not bathe in public, fucktard, it's public bathing. You don't see families going for a skinny dip in the park fountain, it's all behind closed doors which have (in most cases) separate area for men and women.

I'm listening to a light snore beside me, construction happening across the road and s couple crows outside that won't shut the hell up. Oh, and now I listened to myself fart.

Just tell me what you want and I'll tell you my PayPal address ;)

Most shoe stores around Ueno/Asakusa cap off at 28 and me being a 30/31 means I need to go hunting anytime I want a new set of kicks. As for price, I envy your rent. I'm in a good sized place but since I'm somewhat downtown, I am paying 156,000 a month. So add in the three months key money...

I'm listening to three obachan bitch about a department store. They have breath that could kill the 10th Mountain Armoured Division.

I want to kill all of them. Slowly. With a rusty blunt spoon. Tied to the fender of a truck. A truck that was once peed on the side of. Peed on the side of by a hillbilly who died of syphilis.

Hate to break it to you but those virtual hummers you got in second life don't count.

I like shoes. Not in a creepy way, but the way they let me walk over little Otaku-wannabe dreams. There is nothing more comfy!

Candy vibrators! Want to be like a Japanese porn star? Buy this and you WILL be! NL:37P6

Gameboy Clock! Hey, I see my reflection! This is apparently a HORRIBLE clock as it's too fucking loud! Bride cosplay costume Want to play your old FAMICON games? This'll do it!

Music from the Japanese AFLAC commercials (YouTube it!) AKB48 - The hottest otaku girl-group out there

Tea bottles made to look like the huge red lantern in Asakusa Want to shoot airsoft guns, talk to {edit} HOT girls AND drink booze? Come to this bar!!!

While volunteering, I tried to teach this kid how to smile. I think she got it wrong.

You know it's good when it's A Heap Plus! Women Condoms - "When stress and hormone balance declinde suddenly, moisture tend to dry. Please feel comfortable of WO+MAN which a lot of jelly" I'm sorry... WHAT?! Koh - A local artist For when you need to... y'know... sod-off. Skinless Jelly...

Stylish condoms Shock NEO! and Menthol condoms.... no thanks, not interested in having my wang feel like I just rubbed tiger-balm all over it. More menthol condoms.