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Dinner Whale ***** Tip which looks like chicken, tastes like extra chewy squid and smells like something akin to burning rum. Seriously, who's in charge of the English language department at these companies? A coming-together of cultures (kudos to TokyoSeven for supplying...

700 yen... I thought the menu translated to "Nachos for 4".... nope... guess again.

Seriously!?!?!? The Japanese equivalent of Red Green Christmas Day Dinner

This (The Tokyo Sky Tree) will be 640 meters tall when completed My new bed!

There!

A neat mouse. I like mine!

Footware

*Nom*Nom*Nom* We can?

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Monchichis!

Yes that is a little boy... if that isn't creepy, I don't know what is.

Super cute toys

Out in Asakusa

It's at a place my lady took me to in Jimbocho on the Hanzomon line. The same company that owns Mr. Doughnut also owns this higher end doughnut style shop too.

It should be noted that a 'points' system is currently in talks to be adopted. Similar to Canada, you will (if the policy is adopted) need to have a certain number of points to become both a citizen and permanent resident. (vice versa). That includes an in depth language test (sorry kids, that...

One thing I hope (most) of you have the experience of is going down on a Japanese un-shaven woman. While Canadian women (and by proxy, American women) have pubic hair that is as soft as razor wire, the pubic hair of a Japanese woman is VERY very soft. J-girls hair is like a puppy's fur, while...

haha, Kimotay. That title alone made me chuckle, but I can understand why someone who doesn't speak a lick of Japanese would make that mistake. Kimochi, as Sarah said, means something feels good, while "Kimochiwarui" means something feels disgusting. Something else you might hear often...

For those who have never seen the female anatomy, that is a male in the photograph. Look closer, and I'm not talking about the groin.

First things first, what is your native language? If it's not English (which it doesn't appear to be) then you will be hard pressed as Japanese who speak languages OTHER than English are kind of a niche.

12 floors below the surface, people still need to eat! A spitting contest. Or perhaps they were just lining up to see this sea-taxi (kinda cool, eh?) Kinda reminds me of the 'break in' scene from Akira but without the "Flying Platforms" with mounted mini-guns and kids tripping out on...

Having a snooze in the sun This Is Tokyo Rick-shaw (Not Japanese)

The Underground - true 14 floors below the surface, and yet there are still shops that are thriving A punky camera The Sky Tree - a full 614 meters tall when completed A monument to sperm! .... actually it's from the Asahi beer building - it's supposed to look like giant head on a beer.

Ot was a puff-ball doughnut with a HUGE dollop of semi-sweet whipped cream. In the silver jar was super-sweet and sour raspberry sauce with a side of iced-tea (non sweet).

So it's a gay cat? Butter How much CO2 we are producing

Most are saying "Please let me pass my exams next month" and speak about dental related topics as this shrine is right next door to the Tokyo Dental University Gotta love the Japanese winter Shuwa shuwa? Dinner

It really doesn't look that big until you look at the ladder near the bottom and realize just how massive the bridge really is. It's (in a matter of speaking) "Short and Squat" Every good shrine needs some drink machines Mmm... flan! Just incase you need to know it's actual size...

"Authentic" lucky cat tail Well, if I must... "I didn't doing that with a dog was legal..."

Military Cartoon Boobs The 2010 Masamune Shirow Calendar Even more horrific candies

Midori my date for the evening and Shabu Shabu (and you all wondered how I make my extra money...) Earthquake Proof This means temple, not kill all the people with long noses who have a couple extra coins in their front pockets

Guess what they sell... Did someone just die?

Who eated my cookie? This is what Shibuya looks like when I'm drunk Gotta love Engrish advertisements!

Errwwww Corn flavored candy... not my favorite. Underwear for the man who has everything! .... or has very little. Soup Drinker!

Cooked vomit flavored candy Katsudon sauce flavored candy (don't forget, this is all for sale in my thread!) Beef stew candy Garlic flavored meat candy

Oooh, tasty! Beer and Sake flavored candy

These fuckers suck when they fall on your head, and I'm not even joking. Oh great... gaijin. Someone's cat was up in the tree, no joke.

Umm.. what the fuck did you just say to me? I dunno who he is.

Tee hee! They may be small, but I've got more than you! .... Seriously!??!!?

Pain Stage Prologue... hrmm... I dunno if I wanna visit there. Ugliest. Car. Ever. Especially For You I wish you every happiness in your life (gee, thanks? All that from a box of pencils!)

This looks appealing.... Hmm.. maybe not. Menu a parking lot? I think he's looking at you.

The lack of an apostrophe tells me one thing... THIS IS A FRAGRANCE FOR CANNIBALS!!!! Yodobashi Camera - my nemesis She is surprisingly hot For all of your model toy needs...

Even in Japan... If only they had my size... Out in Akihabara

Sigh. Really?

It's maroon and gold. Looks like an old Famicon controller, only with four buttons rather than just A & B. Oh, also has two buttons on the top like an SNES controller. Did you want that drink?