i would like a moment of silence from the membership here to commemorate the 26th anniversary of the arrest of paul reubens, better known as pee wee herman, for masturbating in an adult theatre during a showing of an X-rated film called ‘nurse nancy’. staffs should be at half… well, forget that part. but just remember that he has served as a martyr, not just to us, but to generations of masturbators everywhere. remember that the pursuit of happiness is not guaranteed by anyone’s constitution. you have to be a little careful about these things.
pee wee’s fate was sealed when he went before a judge who asked him if he wanted a lawyer, and pee wee replied that no, he could get himself off.
pee wee’s fate was sealed when he went before a judge who asked him if he wanted a lawyer, and pee wee replied that no, he could get himself off.
