Accepting himself as lord of the simps

[GemeralMarcus]

So, there's a school couple. They were dating, then the guy found out she was cheating behind his back. So he "punish f**k" her. She said she was sorry.

So he forgave her (Yeah, he's a simp).

As expected she was cheating again with the same guy. The BF found out by following her and hid behind the curtain. He confronted her after the other guy left. This time he punish f**ked her again many times. With tears, she kept saying sorry while he punish f**ked her.

So he forgave her again (Yeah, he's a super simp).

As expected she was cheating again (see th pattern), The BF confronted them and the guy immediatly left. "Why dya do this" She didn't answer just said "I only like you". He accepted the highly illogical statement because his lower brain is stronger than his upper brain.

So he forgave her yet again. (Yeah he's the lord of the simps)

And they lived happily ever after.

HMN-505

 

[GemeralMarcus]

So, in this colleage, there's a guy who liked this girl. He was a virgin. They were in the library together and she fell and the guy was on top of her and they kissed. So they dated. One day, when he was looking for her, asking people around, they said they saw her in the club room. Then he peeked he saw she was having threesome with two other guys. Devastaed, he left.

He then confronted her about it in a secluded place. She didn't answer, but knowing his lower brain is much stronger than his upper brain she gave him a handjob, then brought him to another room and f**ked him there. She was so pretty the guy didn't care she was a wh*re, So they dated. One day, same thing, was searching for her and peeked at the same club room, and she was having threesome again with the same guys. They found him looking and the guy said "We do this kinda thing, your GF looks so innocent, yet she's just a wh*re who would do it with any guys". She said the same thing to the BF, "I may look sweet and innocent, but I can't help it. Please join us".

So the BF joined them and accepting he's the lord of the simps.

And they live happily every after.

ATID-515

 

[intrepid8]

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