American Girl Online wants to Marry me

Dudes, it's aquamarine's parody of a similar "Japanese girl online wants to marry me" thread some bozo posted. In that case, though, I think the poor sap was sincere. :dunno:
 
This thread just made my day and I am so surprised how many people are actually believing this.

Hey Aqua, I met a really hot US girl over Skype a week ago too and we might get married, we should chill sometime!
 
Sounds like this guy that I met who lives in Dubai and owns an airline company. He said if I become his bitch and service him every once in a while that I'd always have over $10K US worth of any currency I wish at any given time. You should definitely marry that Ms. Giovanni man! You'd be crazy not to :XD:
 
There sure are a lot of desi guys that think the way to get a woman is to say "FEMALE MARRY ME FOR ONE MILLION DOLLAR"