Dudes, it's aquamarine's parody of a similar "Japanese girl online wants to marry me" thread some bozo posted. In that case, though, I think the poor sap was sincere. :dunno:
Sounds like this guy that I met who lives in Dubai and owns an airline company. He said if I become his bitch and service him every once in a while that I'd always have over $10K US worth of any currency I wish at any given time. You should definitely marry that Ms. Giovanni man! You'd be crazy not to :XD: