MKMP-011
Ayu Sakurai & Ayaka Tomoda Double Dream
So... beginning my quest to collect more vids of Ayaka Tomoda, it's not going great. Her recent vids seems a little boring to me... maybe a problem of judging a vid by its cover, and the promo stills selected by studio. Her older vids are naturally more difficult to unearth.
Anyway, this was available, relatively recent ( 2015-09-11), and the feature that hooked me was the double feature. I'm always on for a 3P or more, especially for 2+ girls. Ayu Sakurai... no impression other than I've seen her name enough times. Well if she's in a vid with Ayaka, she's getting an automatic audition with me, lucky girl.
But arg... yes I knew from the bland title and the vanilla cover (yes it's a lovely topless shot of 2 girls, but there's no story in the photo) that it's an all-sex vid. All-sex isn't best, but sex is sex, even when it's bad, it's good, right?
Not always, sadly. Ahhh... hold my tongue, let's get the logistics out of the way, then get to my rant. 150 minutes, 5 scenes, pretty evenly 30 minutes a scene, by the clock. Uncommonly, the scenes are individually titled: Double slut, Double boss, Double soap, Double lesbian, Double maid. So fine, the individual scenes are themed, not a bad concept. (0) an interview for about 4 mins, this version is Chinese subtitled (it seems a TW publisher is putting subtitle on JAV and releasing (for profit) them legally or semi-legally, then the infamous yellow watermark group put their ugly yellow mark on that and throwing it on on the pirate scene) anyway it seems that's what I get for digging for vids a bit older but not so old it falls out of circulation. ANYanyway, the side benefit (ignoring for now the huge amount of screen area covered by subtitle and watermark) is I can now understand the dialogs. Well but the interview is pretty mundane, they were asked the most boring of questions (how many vids you've made, etc) the longest answer was for what's your impression of each other, which gets them to compliment each other in rather polite generic Japanese way. Worth watching once, but if you've seen a few of these interview, they all seem so similar and generic.
(1) Double Slut, turns out there's a guy in only underpants laying in front of the girls while the interview was going on. The unseen and unheard interviewer said, "let's get to the performance" and the camera pulls back and the girls get to work. It's a POV scene in which the girls barely pull down their fancy gown to show their tits and they hand-job and suck him to release some sperm. BORING.
(2) Double boss, ok a
theme. Maybe it plays out differently. NOOOO. One guy (pretty much clothed this time) sitting in a swivel chair, the girls dressed as passable female bosses (subtly different from OL costume). The set is a most lazily put together office set. The theme consist of the above and one line of dialog ("You performed so well (on the job), (I or we) are rewarding you.") and that's it. Nothing more. It's yet another FFM (2 females 1 male) hand job scene that has really nothing to do with boss or office. BORING.
(3) Double Soap, another
theme, but SOAP is boring by definition, at least IMHO. FFM soap, seen it before. Except... WAIT, what'shappeninghere?? Huston, we have re-entry! YEH!!! I mean we have ENTRY. Check the clock, 1:16. Right!!! 76 minutes into the vid, exactly half way mark, we have a penis inside a vagina, it's a breakthrough! It was Ayu who puts the penis inside her own pussy, with Ayaka watching. Some wiggling motion, Ayu release the penis and we detect some sperm leaking out her hole. Mission accomplished. Next scene. The scene offers several seconds of both girls ass and thighs, which are not terrible.
(4) Double Lesbian. Apparently we are tired of cocks, despite they were rather un-virile. Or perhaps we are tired of lame cocks. So the girls ditch the guy(s) and try to spark something up between themselves. Amazingly (or NOT??) it works out better without those guys. The dildo, strap-on and double dildo prove themselves 3 times the man of any of those guys. But nowadays... a lesbian vid has to do a lot to keep my interest. Fast forward. Oh yeah some of the mounting action were worth a look. 5 seconds rule, keeps fast forward.
(5) Double maid. Now we have a nice classically decorated rich-dude office. There's a guy at the desk, he looks like he's not afraid of women, maybe he will grab himself some tits, maybe he will kiss the girls, maybe he will
move. Yes he can! he's my recent favorite AV stud, whom I shall name, Curly. Finally a watchable scene. He's not only got a big cock, but he can manhandles the girls. As for the maid action, once again, it's nothing more than some generic maid costume and a few forgettable lines about "We are ready to serve, master"
Now rant time: it's not at all I'm going to un-fan Ayaka. She's still hot (kinda) and she does have a great fucker in her, but this vid doesn't let her fuck or be fucked. Actually maybe it's a dysfunction of the whole JAV industry, not just this vid. So many vids now makes me feel sorry, sorry for the target audience. What kind of dysfunctional 40 years old virgin otaku whack off to such garbage? I have seen plenty of bad porn, but like I said before, usually even bad porn are often worth one watch (with plenty of fast forward), usually I just need one few good minutes, and my imagination takes cares of the rest. Mission accomplished... maybe the vid is going for the recycling bin afterward, but I got off at least once on it. Like a bad pizza is still good, acceptable, another load taken off... Moving on.
But how bad a porn needs to be... to make me feel
sorry, to feel pathetic. No, I'm not pathetic, but if I watch this I feel pathetic, ... I become pathetic. First... POV... it annoys me. But fine I know there's a genre out there, and there's a following. Not my cup, but it's out there. So the idea is I'm uncomfortable with the sight of another naked man, especially I don't want to see his face. I want to pretend
I am the person fucking this woman in the vid. That's pathetic. I mean the type of audience who needs POV, because the sight of another man is disturbing to his erotic imagination. Ok that's a general rant about POV. You probably have your own opinion about POV and II probably won't be changing that with just a few lines. But it works particularly pathetic in MKMP-011, because the guys (the first 3 scenes) are so weak, weak not just in the size of the penis (one is born with the penis size he has, but still the director/producer should pick studs with a minimal standard right?) or the sexual prowess (why the "studs" don't take 6 blue pills to start the scene, I don't understand, but the biggest problem:
they have very little sexual desire.
Low libido!
Firstly the 4 minutes interview, at the end we find out the stud of this scene had been lying there waiting for the action to commence while the girls get interviewed. That says the guy is lame, a meat-dildo, but his cock is not even up to the task. The guys in the first 3 scenes are all uninterested, or worse, afraid of girls.
I'm sorry, I can't do it, I'm so spent getting pissed I am beating around the bush without getting it out of me. I mean I can be very forgiving in porn, bad pizza, right? I can watch some old guys, some disgusting guys, shota ok not my type, I do watch some of them if there's a hot MILF in there. I don't like r*** so much but yes I have a lot of those too. Small pricks too, even a little limp, very weak, very lame... but JAV is the way it is, fine. THE ONE THING I CAN'T STAND, ONE THING, is lack of libido. If the guy(s) doesn't want some tits and ass, why is he in an AV??? It's not a matter who's in charge, I do like scenes with the woman on top and grind herself to kingdom come, but the guy, being the in-charged-of, has to show interest in sex too. Once the girl has given permission, he should be grabbing her body parts (or at least trying) or probing her orifices or kissing her. No no no... so why is those chemically castrated guys in AV? Have all the virile men died?
Maybe this is not Ayaka's fault, the studio, the director is most responsible for the energy level of AV, but... still... one wonders...
Plus Ayu Sakurai is rather un-hot. She has really small tits (which is not fatal) but with a large-bone figure. No she's not fat, her BMI is probably in a quite good range. But really she has big bones, especially broad shoulders. Combine the broad shoulders with small tits, an unremarkable face, not stirring a lot of reaction in my groins. Her ass isn't terrible but not at all enough to savage this unattractive lady.
And I'm dismayed to discover another flaw of Ayaka Tomoda, her thighs are somewhat on the thick side of perfect. To be fair, her thighs and legs are, on the grand scheme of things (at least in the JAV universe), attractive enough. But with her B-cup tits, it's not a great package deal. For JAV women, but actually the same rule could apply to man too, the chest measurement should be no smaller than the measurement at the widest part of the thighs. For a B-cup lady that means her thighs should not be overpowering. So a pair of thighs that would look good on a other (more meaty) women is a bit balance-busting on Ayaka. Nitpicking, yes I am. But with the promise of uploads from
@Restrepo I think I will angle my collection towards her earlier vids when she had a more balanced slim fit body.