Bump on the Road While Awash with Miku Ohashi

[jugulear]

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Not that much to this thread, just felt like blabbin'.

So I was over at Javlovers0015's new thread, If You Have Given a Chance to Get a Jav Actress and Have Her for a Day? Who You Gonna Pick? (Javlovers0015's tagline, by the way, is "I Love Idolovers!!" ... which means, given how oblivious I am to many so-called idols, I am out of the running for Javlovers0015's love. Sure, this may not mean much to you, but I... I love to be loved.)

So then I was reading Zen10101's pick. Some of the regular members are probably aware Zen10101 is one of the smartier-pantsier among us here on Akiba-Online, so I was paying special attention. (I think all of that transcendental meditation and yoga makes Zen's brain cells flow in a freer and calmer manner, allowing him to think more clearly, but this is only my theory. And you should not pay attention to theories from the muddle-brained.)

Anyway, Zen's pick was Miku Ohashi, accompanied by pictures, one of which was:

...Which made me exclaim to meself, Hoozaah? Okay, she may not Stand Out in a Crowd perhaps, but she looked pretty delectable in the above, along with the other shots Zen had offered.

Miku Ohashi, Miku Ohashi... (Or, as Asian Screens likes to put it, Miku Ohhashi)... who the heck is Miku Ohashi? Yeah, apparently she has been around forever, and it's not like the name didn't ring a very faint bell, but what? You think I'm going to pay attention to those things? (Am I the Anti-Christ of Jav Idol Lovers?)

Anyway, I liked her. And I wanted to see what I had of her, which turned out to be a pretty healthy collection of Miku Movies. Yet I liked her so much, I wanted to see if I could get more. (Does this happen to you? Sometimes you watch a JAV and you get enamored of an actress, and then you are in the mood for more of her? Of course it does. Sometimes what I do is imagine the next movie, if appropriate, is a continuation of the previous one, which allows me to keep enjoying the now-extended, in my mind, story. Yes, I am strange.)

Naturally, when we check an actress' output, it's preferable to go to the places where we find comprehensive listings, such as DMM or Sougouwiki; but my first stop is usually Asian Screens, which gives an abridged version (only starring vehicles are listed in their actress pages), and the screen shots become very handy.

So I found myself on Miku's A.S. page, and I start going down the list. Yeah, there are plenty of generic porn titles that I quickly bypass, looking for the ones with stories, and with bite. Oh, here's one that sounds good. Do I have it? Yes, I do! (What a great feeling that is, and an argument to have a sizable collection... you never know how one day your tastes and needs are going to change, and how wonderful that you don't need to go on the hunt. This is one reason why I'm a big fan of Stream Downloads, and other small-sized files, they being of the kind that allows me to pack them more easily into the can.)

Naturally, there are those that I don't have, and then I get this ridiculous notion that... I... Must... Have ... It. (A ... compulsion! Probably not far from what Jack the Ripper suffered from, but I don't want to dwell on that.)

So anyway, I ran into a title that sounded right up my alley:

Humiliated Incontinent Careerwoman [MIDE-087]

I ask you, how can you go wrong with such delightful fun and games, especially with a cutie-pie actress?

Then I opened the screen shots, only to discover, to my horror:




Not only is The Creep along for the ride, but as if that is not bad enough... The Golden Archer??

DEALBREAKER!


(I'm sure I would have found the answer had I traveled to Miku's DMM page, noticing that she may not have been in anything for a while... but on the Asian Screens page, there were two titles referencing her retirement. Guess she's gone, huh?)




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[Fisheraaa]

She retired with her last uncensored movie. At the end of the last scene they gave her flowers , thanked her , and that was prety much all for her.

 

[ding73ding]

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Not that much to this thread, just felt like blabbin'.
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Not only is The Creep along for the ride, but as if that is not bad enough... The Golden Archer?? DEALBREAKER!

Oh Jug Great Jug. You disappear for weeks and months and always come back blabbing as if nothing happened. We all know you went eloping with some JAV hottie. That's the only explanation your post is so light-headed.

I follow your posts (I do try) but even I can't remember which is which. I know the answer is in these forums... but ehh... I'm recovering from a flu and a little light-headed myself. So how are these two fine long-toothed gentlemen a dealbreaker?? I thought you are fond of geriatric fuckers?

She retired with her last uncensored movie. At the end of the last scene they gave her flowers , thanked her , and that was prety much all for her.

I do love a retirement vid. Especially uncensored. Would you share the DVD-code (yes I know it's not a DVD, but how else would you call that code?)?

 

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It is exactly a DVD , the code is CWP-120 and the movie is called
CATWALK POISON 120 Finally Giving Up her Career : Miku Ohashi

http://www.aventertainments.com/product_lists.aspx?product_id=85598&languageID=1&dept_id=29

 

[jugulear]

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And they really milked her going bye-bye! According to her Asian Screens page (linked above), she's got two MIDE movies, called "Retirement - Last Stage," and "Soon to Retire, Goodbye Document - Miku Ohhashi Straight Up."

Just saw her in yet another MIDE (numbered James Bond), called "Today, I Was r***ing By Your Boss," and thought she was very sweet.


Hi, Ding73ding! Appreciated your message. I definitely like the "geriatric fuckers" (although that's the last way I'd describe 'em) of the feminine variety, but the male type needs to try harder. (My affections don't come cheap, I dare say.) Some are eh, fine, as Mr. Dignified, who appeared as the villain in the title I just mentioned, and some I like a lot, as Rugged Man (who has been doing more "old man" parts, much as I prefer seeing him as a spring chicken; I'm still a big Tenant fan, although I'm not seeing him around as much, lately), but the two above -- as I've made no secret of in the Good, Bad, Ugly and Tubby thread -- can get on my nerves. Sometimes to the point where their presence interferes with the enjoyment of the goings-on.

I was impressed with your recent posts on the recent Are They Giving Us the "Peace" Sign? thread. (Don't you know porn-heads are not allowed to get cerebral? You ought to learn to be more light-headed... like me!)


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[ding73ding]

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And they really milked her going bye-bye! According to her Asian Screens page (linked above), she's got two MIDE movies, called "Retirement - Last Stage," and "Soon to Retire, Goodbye Document - Miku Ohhashi Straight Up.".

When you omitted the actual codes, you forced me to look it up, so... MIDE-109 and 139, but you seem to have missed MIDE-136, "Miku Ohashi 's Final Fan Appreciation
Fourteen Amateur Men Big Orgy Bus Tour". When you said milked, it sounds a bit seedy, like it's only for money and profit. How about "creamed"? Much more about the sex and bodily fluid.

Rather than he endless farewell tours of undead rock bands, I think it's rather poignant how Miss Miku is giving us an extended ride before her quitting the industry. Is it known why she's retiring? 27 years old... barely past her prime but still going out on a high? Was she getting married? It's one issue getting a decent-paying job/career after porn. But a woman also need to consider a family.

Assuming she's getting married... now how hot-blood she is... how intense is her professionalism, to make three more full-length fuck videos, doing cowgirls, and swallowing sperms with about 20 guys. How lucky are those 14 fanboys. Not just to fuck a AV star, but to one who's engaged to be married. Lots of men dreams about deflowering virgin girls. But it's another kind of special kink, to gangbang a bride-to-be. And her fiancee, he must have huge balls, so supportive of his bride. Unless he's a cuckold... been living off her hard-earned income for years. In which case we can even look forward to her unretirement videos.

See this scene from MIDE-139. Presumably the last final professional ride, yet that laugh... she's quite enjoying the moment! "Stick it in and ride me, you stud! When you pull out for the last time, this pussy is closed for business, except for that one love of my life."

I hope any and all retirement vid would get translated.

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I definitely like the "geriatric fuckers" (although that's the last way I'd describe 'em) of the feminine variety, but the male type needs to try harder. (My affections don't come ... I've made no secret of in the Good, Bad, Ugly and Tubby thread -- can get on my nerves. .

Ahh... gotcha. Like Older Women, not Older Men. To put it bluntly, more than once you ruined a thread for me by adding some pics of menopausal senior citizens going at it. I know you mean well... but what turn you on may have a deflationary effect on others. (not saying you should stop, but telling you I do put up a bit of mental guard when reading your posts) You should already know my taste in porn is hot guys and hot girls. Not real life, not the girl next door, not common folks, but Olympian Gods and Goddesses. If you have an older gentleman, sure if he looks like Jack Palance.

As for older ladies, a good example is Yumi Kazama, she's supposed to be 36, and she looks not a day younger. She's the limit. Meaning I can watch her having sex without losing my erection. If a woman looks older than her, then... no thanks, I'd rather watch gay porn than seeing some crusty (or floppy) grandmas getting nasty.

Elsewhere you declared .

I didn't recognize (such is usually the case, with me) the name Ayumi Shinoda,... she is only twenty-nine years old - ??

Which is udderly shocking. You have a reputation to protect you know. Shinoda is probably the top hot MILF in JAV now, and not because I say-so. Go to DMM or any JAV sites and check out their top stars or popular tags/searches, Shinoda is never top-3 but always in the pack at the top.

IMHO Shinoda is desirable enough... but recently there are so many hot girls in AV, why settle for hot MILF?

And what's the tone of yours? Do you only have eyes for hot grannies? Is she too young to win the mature lady award?

For me I am more tolerant of older men in porn than older women. Yes that's ageism and sexism, guilty and guilty. In the matters of porn I am not progressive at all. I'm racist too, in porn. Let's get it out of the way. In porn, there's nothing more than meets the eyes. So I take the primitive mindset. Men's role is to hunt and conquer and protect, women's role is to bear and nurse and raise children and tend the cave/shed/house. An older man's sperm is as good as a young guy. But an older woman is far less fit as childbearer, Mother Nature is cruel to mothers: with the risk of miscarriage being noticeably higher beginning at age 30. An older man also could be wealthier and afford to provide material support to his wife, concubines, girlfriends and mistresses. So older (and wealthier) men with young hot women is a natural combo. Whereas older women with young men is more typically a combo made of two not-most-desirables: a woman past her prime seducing a young man who's available because he lacks some qualities to woo a more desirable woman.