Certain Types of girls you can pick up in America
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Hey, I found the perfect girl for the OP! I was at Book-Off because a friend of mine is trying to learn how to read Japanese; she's Japanese by race, but was born here, so go figure. So she's thumbing through the manga, trying to find stuff with furigana in it... and I hear these kids (okay, early 20's) next to me saying stuff like "ee!" and "sore ha totally kawaii!" and, of course, "desu" after everything else. I look over and see two gay boys and a girl, thumbing through the comics. Anyways, there it was! You could have one of those three, any of which who speaks the same language, shares the same passion (anime, cosplay, saying "desu"), and won't run away from you! Best of all, they were all Filipino-- so you can tell your friends that you're really dating a tanned surfer chick/gay guy from Enoshima! Score!
You can thank me later by not sending pics of your cosplay-themed wedding/civil union.
You can thank me later by not sending pics of your cosplay-themed wedding/civil union.
That was a good morning chuckle.
(yes, I'm aware it's 20 after 12, but I just got up and sent my girl to shower - she smells like a mix of lube and sex). Note to self: when using anal beads, don't pull them out like you're trying to start a lawn-mower. Apparently they don't like that.
(yes, I'm aware it's 20 after 12, but I just got up and sent my girl to shower - she smells like a mix of lube and sex). Note to self: when using anal beads, don't pull them out like you're trying to start a lawn-mower. Apparently they don't like that.
That and the fact that it'll spatter Astroglide all over your room...
I don't bother with the beads, I just park it right in there...
Without going into graphic details, things simply don't fit so I've resorted to slightly larger beads, a couple plugs and thinking about ordering one of those zoo-fur toys for the whole 'knot' experience.
If I'm ever out for a beer with you guys I will definitely be declining the Rohypnol!
Nooooo you wouldn't. Besides, we'll happily record everything that goes on and offer copies to your family for a price 
Yeah, what he said.
I simply don't understand why, when given the opportunity to plow a perfect, moist pussy, some guys prefer to stick it in a girls dry dun!
Don't get me wrong, I've hammered a few butts in my time (I remember one particular girl who begged me to go balls deep!...at her house-warming...while her very liberally-minded mother was in the next room...and who heard everything!) and I'm aware of the erogenous zones and therefore really enjoy giving analingus etc for the pleasure they produce but, for me, nothing compares to sliding in and out of the warm, velvety, tight, self-saucing-slipperiness of a vagina.
I just realized that you posted that on Valentine's Day. Remind me not to eat any 'chocolates' I find around your place...
Make sure you use a belt grinder or another stationary unit. Trying this with an angle grinder will just give you uneven results. :evillaugh:
Before you get your girl to do anal, you may want to get some perspective on what you're asking her to do. Get a doctor to examine your own rear end. :coldsweat:
After that, you'll probably approach the topic a bit differently. Your argument may even be more convincing since you'll have first hand knowledge of how it feels.
If anything, you'll always remember to buy extra lube. :sick: