Dirty Jokes

Skribs

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Mar 26, 2011
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Whats up guys here are some jokes for you.
:What were the first dirty word ever spoken on television?
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night
:What did the blind gay guy say to his lover when he was eating out is asshole?
"I can't see shit"
:What do you call an arab shepherd?
A pimp
:Why is bungee jumping like having sex with a prostitute?
If the rubber breaks, your fucked
:Whats comes after 69?
listerine
: Whats 71 = sixty nine with two fingers up your ass
: What's the best thing about jerking off?
You get a good grip on yourself :joker::vomit::punch::perhaps:
 

aquamarine

I Know Better Than You
Mar 19, 2007
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Skribs said:
:What do you call an arab shepherd?
A pimp
Do. Not. Like. Rep added.

Skribs said:
:Whats comes after 69?
listerine
I see someone who's never 69'd before.

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