Ever dreamed of getting with a JAV pornstar? I might be able to help you.....

MikieNes

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Aug 27, 2008
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PM me for details, including the name of the star you like.

Note: You must 1) live in Tokyo or 2) be planning to visit and 3) speak at least conversational Japanese.
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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Judging by his red reputation bar, probably a little shrimpy white guy living in backwoods Australia who will sew a porn-stars face onto an over-stuffed pillow.

Or am I wrong? :D
 

ane-san

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Sep 25, 2008
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let`s ask him then if he can contact Saori Hara (lol)
I know,I`m evil
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patton

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Dec 31, 2011
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probably some celebrities can be bought, but that doesn't mean they're "public" whores. as far as i know, if someone had access to sell celebrities, then he would do it to certain people, not by advertisement like this..

but i don't know..there stil a chance that the OP said the truth..
 

MikieNes

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Aug 27, 2008
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Ane san:

If you're Japanese, it's indeed possible to get together with Saori Hara. Other AV actresses aren't as particular, but you do need to speak passable Japanese and be living in or visiting Japan. I'm charging a minimal finder's fee to set up dates. PM me with your request and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Or you can just snark about me and blow this off. I'm good with it, either way. But it is indeed the real deal.
 

oct888

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Nov 24, 2011
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Funny, I ended up having a minor AV actress Hibiki Airi ... flatting with me for 3 months in New Zealand!
 

gyoza ramen & a beer

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Judging by his red reputation bar, probably a little shrimpy white guy living in backwoods Australia who will sew a porn-stars face onto an over-stuffed pillow.

C'mon, Aqua, quit picking on josolopSon3 :joker:
 

gyoza ramen & a beer

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Feb 20, 2009
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Or you can just snark about me and blow this off. I'm good with it, either way. But it is indeed the real deal

Man, if I thought there was a snowball's chance in hell of spending some quality cuddle-time with Shinobu Ebihara or that impossiblly cute little strumpet-dumpling, Cocomi Naruse (hey, josolopSon 3, those are love-pillows!), I'd be hacking off both of my little fingers yubitsume-style, getting yakuza-style sleeve-tats and downloading every copy of Rosetta Stone Conversational Japanese I could get my hands on before stealing a Cessna from the local flight-school and heading off into the sunset with a case of Red Bull, 26 print-outs from Google Earth, a couple dozen packages of instant ramen and my Hello Kitty footie-pajamas.

And that's just for starters... :perfectplan:
 

MikieNes

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Oh there's a much greater chance than that, bro. But you have to speak passable Japanese and be in or planning to visit Japan.
 

ane-san

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Sep 25, 2008
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Ane san:

If you're Japanese, it's indeed possible to get together with Saori Hara. Other AV actresses aren't as particular, but you do need to speak passable Japanese and be living in or visiting Japan. I'm charging a minimal finder's fee to set up dates. PM me with your request and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Or you can just snark about me and blow this off. I'm good with it, either way. But it is indeed the real deal.




whoever you are,you made my day.

it`s not everyday that someone offers me a sex with schizophrenic retired JAV star living in China. Thank you for that,it is nice of you but I must decline.



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(ps my apologies to uk21, I ike Saori still. )
 

wirama

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May 3, 2009
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QUESTION OF THE DAY: how come the name "josolopSon3" is in this topic? he doesn't showed up yet?

:pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh:
 

pocs

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Whoever already contact with JAV actress, please let me know. I am going on may
 

aquamarine

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On what, Ritalin?
 

fightclub85

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PM me for details, including the name of the star you like.

Note: You must 1) live in Tokyo or 2) be planning to visit and 3) speak at least conversational Japanese.

I just read your post, and some partsve made me curious and laugh, so I have some questions for you.
First, Are you Japanese???
Second, what company are you working for???
Third, これを理解できます?AV男優は誰にでもできる仕事じゃないと思いますけど、ランダムでネットからリクルートする目的はなんでしょう?もしその男優が性病にかかっていても、リクルートしますか?正しい日本語でこの質問に答えられますか?

Please answer these questions in japanese correctly if you can:pandalaugh:

And As for OT, YES I wanna apply for it, please choose me,:please::please::please:

1] I don't live in Tokyo, but I live in 関東。
2] I can go to Tokyo anytime if I can do it with 泉麻那 or 麻倉憂 or 並木優 or RIO or Rumika or ほしのあすか or 加藤りな or つばさ。 Otherwise, I say NO. I cant get horny except for them.:nosebleed:
3] Of course, I can, coz Im Japanese.


Ane san:

If you're Japanese, it's indeed possible to get together with Saori Hara. Other AV actresses aren't as particular, but you do need to speak passable Japanese and be living in or visiting Japan. I'm charging a minimal finder's fee to set up dates. PM me with your request and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Or you can just snark about me and blow this off. I'm good with it, either way. But it is indeed the real deal.

I think you are crazy, or mentally ill, seriously man, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 汁男優 means??? If you really wanna be a JAV actor, you must start from 汁男優 unless you are happened to be Kimura Takuya or have the biggest penis in the world. I think You know nothing about JAV industry, how difficult normal guys have sex with beautiful AV女優. If youve seen tons of JAV, at least you should have noticed the fact that youve seen the same guys having sex with AV女優 in most cases, becasue in general 汁男優 are NOT allowed to do it.

I think you should be warned for trolling and trying to scam us, I enjoyed reading your delusion and I hafta admit that you made me laugh though:pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh:
 

ane-san

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Sep 25, 2008
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I think you should be warned for trolling and trying to scam us, I enjoyed reading your delusion and I hafta admit that you made me laugh though:pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh:



you forgot one thing, he was offering me (a girl) to have sex with another girl XD even if he can do all that he said he can, why the hell would I pay a trip to Japan just to have sex with another girl???I can do it anytime,anywhere with myself,for free :pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh: