How Do you Find a Japan Girlfriend without going there?

Hum. It didn't upload. Yeah, you probably didn't want to see it anyways... well, I suppose I could always PM the pic to you...
 
Why do you hate me so? haha

I'm just assuming it's 3 times the woman I usually date

Oh, she is-- but somehow, all the clothes she's wearing from the waist on down magically stayed petite... so on the bright side you wouldn't have had to ask her to take off much! ^_^