Disclaimer : This is just for joke/parody/make-fun. This is light-hearted post for giggles/laugh. (And indirectly shows that I probably watched a little bit too many JAVs. If you're offended or something, perhaps this isn't for you).
These things, I learned from JAV, I'm quite sure they'll also work in real life.
* If you like/love a girl, you can make her like/love you, too...... by raping her. If it doesn't work, r*** her again and again and again.....it could take days, but don't worry, she'll fall madly in love with you in the end.
* Don't you know? Your spouse/GF/BF has visibility range not more than 1m (3.2feet). It's true. You can fuck another person w/o being caught, near your spouse, as long as the other person is not in direct line-sight from your spouse. They're kinda deaf, too.
* Wanna r*** that pretty wife next door, but afraid of being caught? Police? Jail? No worries. She won't call anybody, and if the husband finds out, there won't be any physical/verbal/etc retaliation at all. She'll blame herself, he'll blame himself, and you won't get any blame.....because you know you're the only innocent party here. And keep raping her after he finds out, it's okay.
* You love blowjobs? I do... a lot... (Hmm.... blowjobs). But do you know that you can force a girl to do blowjobs without any risk of being bitten-off? Push her head down for a throat-fuck, it's safe. Don't believe me, try it on that hot convinience store cashier girl that I know you've been eyeing about. You can thank me later.
* Some girls just don't appreciate the sex god that you are. But you can always secretly feed her "aphrodisiac". It'll make their frontal cortex totally shut down. Like mindless zombies but instead of ....."Braainnnss..", they say "Cooocckkss...." no matter where they are of when it is. That "aprhrodisiac" will open they eyes to the sex god that is you and worship you.
If you find out any more tips from JAVs, feel free to add. Hopefully they'll help all of us to get happy relationships in real life, too.
These things, I learned from JAV, I'm quite sure they'll also work in real life.
* If you like/love a girl, you can make her like/love you, too...... by raping her. If it doesn't work, r*** her again and again and again.....it could take days, but don't worry, she'll fall madly in love with you in the end.
* Don't you know? Your spouse/GF/BF has visibility range not more than 1m (3.2feet). It's true. You can fuck another person w/o being caught, near your spouse, as long as the other person is not in direct line-sight from your spouse. They're kinda deaf, too.
* Wanna r*** that pretty wife next door, but afraid of being caught? Police? Jail? No worries. She won't call anybody, and if the husband finds out, there won't be any physical/verbal/etc retaliation at all. She'll blame herself, he'll blame himself, and you won't get any blame.....because you know you're the only innocent party here. And keep raping her after he finds out, it's okay.
* You love blowjobs? I do... a lot... (Hmm.... blowjobs). But do you know that you can force a girl to do blowjobs without any risk of being bitten-off? Push her head down for a throat-fuck, it's safe. Don't believe me, try it on that hot convinience store cashier girl that I know you've been eyeing about. You can thank me later.
* Some girls just don't appreciate the sex god that you are. But you can always secretly feed her "aphrodisiac". It'll make their frontal cortex totally shut down. Like mindless zombies but instead of ....."Braainnnss..", they say "Cooocckkss...." no matter where they are of when it is. That "aprhrodisiac" will open they eyes to the sex god that is you and worship you.
If you find out any more tips from JAVs, feel free to add. Hopefully they'll help all of us to get happy relationships in real life, too.
