I'd like to be in a japanese porn

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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(psssst... it's meant as a joke with regards to the typical Japanese marriage .... )
 

WillEater

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Get a job as a stunt double.. They never show your face..

Only the huge close-up.. :pandalaugh:
 

vincent_z

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It is hard (and you need to be too).

Most of you have little idea of what occurs on a porn shoot.
From what is visible in an AV should give you some clue as how difficult it is for our performing males. {Yes, they are "ours", as they're proxies for you and I.} :exhausted:
Back in the 1980s, mosaicing was applied so as to obscure that no genital penetration was occurring. But when the mosaicing began getting more granulated, it then was deemed necessary to hide that a condom was being worn. This would be devastating if noticed in a nakadashi AV. :defeat:
If you were actually cast to perform in an AV, you must acknowledge that the most important aspect you will provide in it is your “money” shot. It needs to be voluminous.
And oh, yes, you need to splooge on a part of the female's body which won't have to be mosaiced. So you may have to have the reflexes of a gymnast in pulling out, peeling off your condom (if you were on one of those shoots), and swiftly contorting your body to splooge on a safe spot. If you're instructed to deliver a facial; take care that you don't knee your female consort's head. That will hurt your chances of getting another scene.
This has to happen very quickly {within six seconds}. You might even lose some of your sperm in the condom if you can't peel it off swiftly enough. :hurry:
Finally, realize that you will not become Chocoball Mukai, or Mickey Yanai (Helicopter Man). You will not become famous.
But, on the plus side, this can become enjoyable once you realize the limitations under which you are performing. I wish you success. :goodmood:
 

aquamarine

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Covered in bruises from rubber-ball grenades and dripping with chicken-grease?
 

Electromog

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then was deemed necessary to hide that a condom was being worn. This would be devastating if noticed in a nakadashi AV. :defeat:
In that case they need to learn some new tricks, because in some of those videos it is very clear to see the guy is wearing a condom. With the modern mosaics, you can quite often see the edge of it.
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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Yea, totally.. what's the point of fucking a hot girl?
 

Actoget

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Do you look like a pervet?
I recall a story of this 40ish y.o man who got a job from a scout claiming his "perv material", that same old man gave his all up till his 76th birthday, within those years his wife knew nothing about it. (side tracking... he might still be doing it)
Moral of story: try to look like a snobby perv a true Otaku or have the ability to, might raise your chances