This is the conclusion of a 2000-word article on how to fall asleep when you can't:
"So in summary, to sleep well and awake refreshed: immediately after having light dinner consisting of fish, turkey, lettuce, milk and bananas you should have a warm, lavender-scented bath for no longer than 20 minutes while listening to soothing, gentle music and sipping a glass of your choice of alcoholic beverage after which you should go to bed while avoiding any physically or mentally stimulating activities and remembering to set your favorite song to play in 7.5 hours' time. Upon waking, in no particular order you should open the curtains (or turn on the lights for you night-people), have a hot shower and treat yourself to a solid breakfast washed down with plenty of non-alcoholic fluids and your personally chosen selection of vitamin supplements."
Oooook.. lol what do you think uzzled:
"So in summary, to sleep well and awake refreshed: immediately after having light dinner consisting of fish, turkey, lettuce, milk and bananas you should have a warm, lavender-scented bath for no longer than 20 minutes while listening to soothing, gentle music and sipping a glass of your choice of alcoholic beverage after which you should go to bed while avoiding any physically or mentally stimulating activities and remembering to set your favorite song to play in 7.5 hours' time. Upon waking, in no particular order you should open the curtains (or turn on the lights for you night-people), have a hot shower and treat yourself to a solid breakfast washed down with plenty of non-alcoholic fluids and your personally chosen selection of vitamin supplements."
Oooook.. lol what do you think uzzled: