Fine.
Believe whatever you want.
I'm so sick of arguing about if this dumb cunt is REALLLLLLLLY a lesbian or not.
If you need to believe it so badly, then fucking believe it.
There are no carpeted floors in her apartment building cause she has such an insatiable lust for snatch she munched up all the rugs in the building. She was 5 months overdue as a baby cause she couldn't stand to leave her mother's sweet hairy gash.
Jesus.
She's the lesbianyist lesbian that ever lesbianed. She makes Rosie O'Donell look like a super model. Goddamn Sora Shiina (totally her real name by the way, nothing about this chick is at all fake) is the REALEST dyke you've ever seen. She's such a dyke she hates men so much she'll pull your fucking dick off if you even make eye contact with her, and then she'll totally go have lesbian "sex" with all her TOTALLY REAL lesbian girlfriends like Aya Miyazaki, which is also totally her real name.
And then fucking Captain Marvel can fly down from space and use her lesbian tongue to eat them all out at super speed, cause that's real too.
Everything you see in movies and TV and porn and social media is TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT REAL.
Fuck it. I give up. Sora Shiina is so totally a real lesbian.