JAV that straight up made you mad (JAV WTFs)

[Restrepo]

Apologies if there's been a thread like this, if so let this one dieee an ignoble death.

I've never felt compelled to discuss this topic before, but SVDVD-666 finally just took the cake!

I've been (belatedly) super into Sumire Mizukawa, grabbing whatever I can.

I throw on 666. What do I behold? 4 (if memory serves) scenes with different girls.

The typical massage thing, albeit Sumire's scene began with a female rubbing her down, who obediently exits for two male creepers to come in and pleasure her.

So far, so hot!

And then...nothing fucking happens. Sumire blows one of them, but every. other. girl. in the title fucks.

Unless I'm wrong, Sumire was by far the main attraction of the title, WHY ON EARTH would you let her be the only one to get a skimped scene?

Ridiculous.

Ok, I'm done.

I'm sure there have been countless disappoitng JAVs, this is simply first time I'm annoyed enough to talk to all you good folk about it.

What are you biggest JAV "wtf!!"'s?

I'll contribute more later~

 

[ding73ding]

My Gods were you born yesterday? Plenty of JAV scenes feature super hot woman naked and jerking or blowing some dude(s) and they end up allow her to get away un-fucked. You also get a lot of dudes facing a hottie throwing herself all over him and pulling out her tits and he would be too timid or shocked to touch her breast, when a normal healthy male should already be shoving his raging cock up her vagina or down her throat.

Well actually I think I know why that is. But stop before I repeat my standard rant.

 

[BDrake]

r*** themes do not make me go WTF, they are just terrible

But WTF videos to me are

BJ videos with amazing performers that have no CIM. I was really excited for the Miki Sunohara x Risa Onedera video but everything else was great except the finishes.


Same with the Miki x Mihara video + the fake dicks. I hate those too.


I also hate cowgirl videos where the ladies pull out and just finish the guy by hand.

 

[whitelily]

Most AVs where the girl is manhandled to the point of abuse. Just because they consent to it and get paid doesn't mean that it isn't a form of abuse. It's also not like these girls will stop halfway in if they don't want to do it anymore. It can go against their contract, they would fuck up the shoot and it will annoy a lot of people.

What I mean by abuse is movies that contain a lot of slapping/hitting, deep-throats and extreme BDSM. It's not difficult to look at an actresses face and realize that she isn't enjoying it one bit. I mean, just try to stick something down your throat. Your body will reject it, even if you have a good gag reflex. And some actresses do it for hours.

A lot of Dogma stuff is a good example of this.

 

[Restrepo]

@whitelily

I hear you. I gotta admit I enjoy irramutio (or however it's spelled) when I'm in a nasty mood, but when it crosses a certain point I'm with you. It also depends on the girl, folk like Ai Uehara and Honoka Mihara genuinely seem to enjoy throat fucking, so more power to em, eh?

That said, when it crosses a certain point, I'm totally with you. An underrated JAV girl I fancy, Nana Kamiyama, doesn't have all that many titles, so I pretty much take what I can get. She had a rough one recently and I tried and...they were whipping her ass til they took a solid chunk out of it. She was bleeding and they choked her and...Christ, maybe the blood was fake but it didn't look it.

Deleted it right away, was just floored and disgusted. Maybe I'm innocent to have avoided things of that level until then, but it just shocked me. There's no reason to treat a woman who is literally performing for your pleasure like that.

@ding73ding

You insult my honor, sir! Naturally, I have seen my share of JAV videos that skimp on sex or etc, but the girl who's the main attraction? And when every other girl gets a sex scene? They had to consciously decide, "The only girl we're not gonna have sex with is the one everyone is coming to see." So odd lol, can't imagine that convo.

 

[Klermun]

There are probably too many JAV titles for me to list here, but there's one example I saw recently that comes to mind. This movie was PPPD-175 starring Hitomi.
First I'm watching this scene:

Then the next second, with no warning they show me a closeup of this dude's face:

Someone out there thought this was a good idea.

Also take a look at this cover for the movie:


That outfit Hitomi is wearing is only shown in the very last (half a minute long) scene before the movie ends. And in that scene the camera is mostly focusing on the male actor.

 

[ding73ding]

That outfit Hitomi is wearing is only shown in the very last (half a minute long) scene before the movie ends. And in that scene the camera is mostly focusing on the male actor.

Sorry to be throwing cold water again. But a hot outfit that doesn't appear (not even half a second) in the porn. That's another trope that shouldn't surprise/piss off anyone anymore. Kinda like you expect each and every cover to have been PS'ed already.

Perhaps... recent years JAV have been better at making sure the outfit that goes on the cover is actually in the vid. Maybe that's why you got disappointed with it? But alas it's a 2012 vid. No promise.

 

[silent1one]

Grandpa and midget porn with Alist veteran top girls. Yeah, they cater to those niche demographic and not only the safe jock looking guys gets it. For ai Uehara, you just give up seeing her doing anything even though she's not as dumb as she portray in some interviews, but it's disturbing and gross with those crazy torture gb. I probably can't do better at satisfying her, but damn those creepy looking ex convict looking freaks are constantly getting hot girls. There's no end with old and young new girls. I assume some already have grand kids and he's f some of the finest "goddesses" and get paid for it. It will be karma if his granddaughter do av. Anyway, some of the torture and r*** really bothers me even though in Hentai, it's fake, but here it goes really all the way off script sometimes. I wonder how the set atmosphere was and of course they film some intro and bts with the girl accepting consent, but its very traumatic experience, so I don't get how they're able to pull it off both people in the scene and off camera along with consumers in To it. The same for loli even though their at consent age, but are deliberately portray as way younger. So far, I'm not the guy that get catfish in by a tran and regret it.

 

[whitelily]

@whitelily

I hear you. I gotta admit I enjoy irramutio (or however it's spelled) when I'm in a nasty mood, but when it crosses a certain point I'm with you. It also depends on the girl, folk like Ai Uehara and Honoka Mihara genuinely seem to enjoy throat fucking, so more power to em, eh?

That said, when it crosses a certain point, I'm totally with you. An underrated JAV girl I fancy, Nana Kamiyama, doesn't have all that many titles, so I pretty much take what I can get. She had a rough one recently and I tried and...they were whipping her ass til they took a solid chunk out of it. She was bleeding and they choked her and...Christ, maybe the blood was fake but it didn't look it.

I once watched this lesbian AV from the company Lezre, believe it was from the LZAN series. The scene had a girl tied up from the ceiling and two agressors. I've seen some slapping before in AVs but usually it's fake (camera angle) or just not very hard. I don't really watch any super hardcore stuff so I don't see a lot of the actual hitting/slapping. But this AV.... The girl got hit in the face at least 25 times. It started out with slaps that weren't very painful but a couple minutes in the slaps become more consistent and louder. At one point there was blood coming from her mouth and she also had a cut lip. I was about to turn it off anyway and then that happened. I paused the screen in disbelieve and felt a bit sad. That wasn't sex anymore, that was just abuse on screen. Why is this kind of thing ok when it's shown in porn but not in other forms of media? As if it's something that is supposed to be normal.

IDK... perhaps I am just weird but I strongly believe that there should be stronger rules in place about whats acceptable in porn. There is already a lot of messed up porn out there and it's super easy to find. This is the kind of porn our childeren will grow up with. They will become desensitized to this sort of thing.
I'll stop now, this is not the kind of place for these discussions.

 

[Casshern2]

I once watched this lesbian AV from the company Lezre, believe it was from the LZAN series. The scene had a girl tied up from the ceiling and two agressors. I've seen some slapping before in AVs but usually it's fake (camera angle) or just not very hard. I don't really watch any super hardcore stuff so I don't see a lot of the actual hitting/slapping. But this AV.... The girl got hit in the face at least 25 times. It started out with slaps that weren't very painful but a couple minutes in the slaps become more consistent and louder. At one point there was blood coming from her mouth and she also had a cut lip. I was about to turn it off anyway and then that happened. I paused the screen in disbelieve and felt a bit sad. That wasn't sex anymore, that was just abuse on screen. Why is this kind of thing ok when it's shown in porn but not in other forms of media? As if it's something that is supposed to be normal.

IDK... perhaps I am just weird but I strongly believe that there should be stronger rules in place about whats acceptable in porn. There is already a lot of messed up porn out there and it's super easy to find. This is the kind of porn our childeren will grow up with. They will become desensitized to this sort of thing.
I'll stop now, this is not the kind of place for these discussions.

I'm with you. Total turn off and disturbing. There's a member here who has a slap GIF as their avatar. When I was in high school MANY moons ago I was friends with a guy who's mom used to get slapped around in front of him. He said what he remembered most was that his mom would always look at his dad's hands to know when the next one would come. That's what I see in that GIF, she looks at the hands. Sad sad stuff that I would never count as entertainment let alone arousing.

So, for me, I guess with slap videos, WTF??

 

[ding73ding]

This started more like a WTF rather than MAD category. Where's the Fuck? Or more correctly, WNF What? No Fuck? or What? No! Fuck! category.

And than slowly ... yeah... the mad grew. It's mad, I'm mad. MAD all over. I'm going wash my eyes now.

 

[whitelily]

omfg. I hate those nose things too. Every now and then it makes a sudden appearance in something I am watching and it's an instant turn off. This one however takes it to a whole new level. gross.

 

[ding73ding]

omfg. I hate those nose things too. Every now and then it makes a sudden appearance in something I am watching and it's an instant turn off. This one however takes it to a whole new level. gross.

There's individual taste, people can be turned-on, neutral or turned-on by sperm. I'm either neutral about sperm or all-three depending on many factors. Say about bukkake, I'm very very very not turned-on by it, but that's my personal taste. I won't say bukkake is WTF/MAD category. Enema, another thing that's at least understanable as a legit sexual deviation.

The nose hook is WTF because it's well out of sexual territory. Like we know there are some creeps get off on vomit. A numerical minority, but let's say there are not less than one person with such fetish alive on this Earth. But just having more than one persons who get off sexually with some crazy fetish doesn't automatically makes it a thing. Doesn't make it a OK fetish/genre for JAV. Like this nose hook vid, there's nothing in it that would violate any legal code (at least for rule-of-law countries like USA). But I'm not a believer of laws, if such kind of vids exist, I say WTF, and support the authority do nasty yucky things to the producers and consumers of such products.

 

[Supmop]

What are you biggest JAV "wtf!!"'s?

there are many and I've posted most of it in the other thread

tentacle fucks, BJ & HJ only, weird non penetration acts, females wearing weird creepy stuff (gas mask, animal costumes, ecc)

 

[gantole28]

i think my biggest"wtf!" is when i try to find the jav with creampie scene (i'm a creampie fan, real or fake doesn't matter as long it looks real ), download one film which have the "creampie" tag, play it, scroll here and there, and i only get 1 scene from 4-5 scene film in 2 hours long, and some other film don't even have any creampie at all (JUFD-848 is the best example).

 

[darksider59]

Apologies if there's been a thread like this, if so let this one dieee an ignoble death.

I've never felt compelled to discuss this topic before, but SVDVD-666 finally just took the cake!

I've been (belatedly) super into Sumire Mizukawa, grabbing whatever I can.

I throw on 666. What do I behold? 4 (if memory serves) scenes with different girls.

The typical massage thing, albeit Sumire's scene began with a female rubbing her down, who obediently exits for two male creepers to come in and pleasure her.

So far, so hot!

And then...nothing fucking happens. Sumire blows one of them, but every. other. girl. in the title fucks.

Unless I'm wrong, Sumire was by far the main attraction of the title, WHY ON EARTH would you let her be the only one to get a skimped scene?

Ridiculous.

Ok, I'm done.

I'm sure there have been countless disappoitng JAVs, this is simply first time I'm annoyed enough to talk to all you good folk about it.

What are you biggest JAV "wtf!!"'s?

I'll contribute more later~

I guess CLUB-476 was better lol, as it seems that she is also fuck in this one. I'm a big fan of her too. I have 20+ movies of her (I keep movies I like). I'm late in her movies but I watch other girls as well so, not always easy.

Most AVs where the girl is manhandled to the point of abuse. Just because they consent to it and get paid doesn't mean that it isn't a form of abuse. It's also not like these girls will stop halfway in if they don't want to do it anymore. It can go against their contract, they would fuck up the shoot and it will annoy a lot of people.

What I mean by abuse is movies that contain a lot of slapping/hitting, deep-throats and extreme BDSM. It's not difficult to look at an actresses face and realize that she isn't enjoying it one bit. I mean, just try to stick something down your throat. Your body will reject it, even if you have a good gag reflex. And some actresses do it for hours.

A lot of Dogma stuff is a good example of this.

Same thing for me. I wrote about it when a an actress shared her personnal life situation. TLR, I said vanilla actresses are more stable than actresses in hardcore movies (because who wants to be slapped and deepthroated by 10 dudes in front of a camera ? Desperate girls). I expected backlash and it didn't disappoint haha. And this week, in the same thread, you can see another actress in a bad life situation. And guess what, she is doing that kind of movies. Plus, an US (I guess) actress said the same thing on a Reddit AMA about porn (about mental health). But some people seems to be addict to porn and they completely forget/don't care about common sense.

What are you biggest JAV "wtf!!"'s?

The last one, this week, GVG-565:


The scene where she's attached is only one scene (with toys) so I planned to skip it. But, she fucked by 4 (I think) dudes in the other scenes. They were fucking her like 2 mins, then the next guy and so on. It was so annoying, impossible to be exited by that, I ended up switching to the second movie I had for the night lol.