Y'know, I'll be the first to admit that I used to wack off to cartoon porn... but you know what happened? I eventually got laid... what with real vagina.... and since then, I just don't get the whole cartoon porn thing. What's so erotic about it? The eyes? Well next time you rent a hooker, just give her some eye drops to dilate her pupils... jeeze.
Pachinko!!!!
(You gotta be careful how you say pachinko. My gf's dad asked me if there's anything I wanted to do in Japan. I said I still have yet to play pachinko and he started laughing... wtf? My gf took me to the side and said "No no, say Pachiiiiin'ko! Not Pachinko!" Umm... why? Well, 'chinko' is like saying 'cock' so I was saying something like "Pachi-Cock! I want to play Pachi-Cock!"... oops.)
One thing I don't like about Japan (which I guess that has contributed to my weight loss) is the fact that the sweets and candy here fucking SUCK! The chocolate is waxy as hell and the other candy just sucks. However I guess that's one of the reasons I've dropped from 250lbs down to 170. YAY!