For some reason, I never thought I would contribute to this thread. You know the story. Been there. Seen it all before.
Then I came across the cover for VRXS-147 Defecation Restaurant....
There's really too much to see - the poo-poo platter being held by the proud sous-chef, the attentively proffered menu, and then the guy in the foreground with his anticipatory chop sticks. Chop sticks! I
almost want to watch just to learn their correct use in this situation. But not quite enough.
And it must be
really difficult to order from the menu when everything is number two.
p.s. A little research shows that this is one of a series, including VRXS-116 Defecation Family Restaurant, where the diners are at least (reassuringly for me) issued with canteen plastic forks and spoons, and the more upmarket VRXS-077 Restaurant defecation where the cutlery is both Western and silver.