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Photos That GRAB Your Attention!
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those URAM videos are really really weird, mood killer
Oh God, don't even mention it! I wouldn't star in films like those for all the money in the world! I just looked those up because I wanted to see if the studio is still doing stuff like that... and the answer is yes. Another zombie(?) video is scheduled to come out on the first day of September... I can't believe enough people buy stuff like this to make it worth producing more! I mean, it's definitely very realistic as far as the costumes/make-up go and something rare, but wow... Here's the series:
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/vl_label.php?&mode=2&l=diia
I guess most of these are for people who have necrophilia? Or just some very weird fetish... It's strange in any case!
thats the worst part, its look so realistic, make me imagine how the smell, rotten body, ecc
its not only kill my bonner but my also appetite too
yes they are
if not how come they comfortable watching those videos
I think necrophilia is much worse than weird fetishes, its totally disgusting
Forget about the actresses being zombies or dead. Sometimes the background can scare the crap out of you!
can't understand why people like to put scary poster like that in their bed room
btw the girl is Ren Azumi ?
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Guess Casshern2 would have posted the source of that still, if known. 'Course, things skip my mind all of the time.
Kharo88 made an excellent point, as well as an excellent post, top o' the page; some of the latest additions could also have doubled on the "Dumb Moments" thread. Probably this next one would've best qualified for that thread, but I figured the "horror" motif should not now be tampered with.
Can there be anything scarier than a clown?
Amusement Park Hell, Volume 1 - Rina-chan [QP-001], starring Rina Hatsume, from 2011; there does not seem to be a "Volume 2."
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Guess Casshern2 would have posted the source of that still, if known. 'Course, things skip my mind all of the time.
Kharo88 made an excellent point, as well as an excellent post, top o' the page; some of the latest additions could also have doubled on the "Dumb Moments" thread. Probably this next one would've best qualified for that thread, but I figured the "horror" motif should not now be tampered with.
Can there be anything scarier than a clown?
Amusement Park Hell, Volume 1 - Rina-chan [QP-001], starring Rina Hatsume, from 2011; there does not seem to be a "Volume 2."
Devil clowns who play with a pure heart, turn Namezuri the flesh of innocent beautiful girl! She was taken away in suspicious clown, inculcated the "Acme" in its small body, alive disturbed while pouring away the tears and drool .... "To such things by Hey ... hup ..." When the three of clown inflated meat bar is screwed into the undeveloped Ma ● co by turns, beautiful girl that has been polluted to desire that does not run out of the adults is to pleasure hell I went fallen ....
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Sorry, my post was a quick and dirty one just so I wouldn't forget to do it.can't understand why people like to put scary poster like that in their bed room
btw the girl is Ren Azumi ?
http://www.sokmil.com/av/_item/item189911.htm
Google Translate lists Azumi Love, so I think you're right.
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(Only thing better than quick and dirty is slow and dirty!)
Anyone else consider drinking from this mug... shot?
Captured Prisoners, There's Nowhere To Run! [IPZ-779]
(Question: Japan began using the Metric System in 1957. Will JAV make the country change course?)
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(Only thing better than quick and dirty is slow and dirty!)
That stupid Sokmil link from above has no DVD code... what movie WAS that, with Ren Azumi and Hitomi, as well as Riri Koda (the interviewer from the many ROCKET incest "game show" JAVs)?
Dirty translated as Throat Lewd Inspection Nurse Tits Blame, here is its DMM page. (With the usual screwed-up date; the movie is from 2014.) Funny thing is, when one clicks on the cover, only the front cover comes up... without the DVD code. We are told the code is OKURAM-322, but I don't get any hits with that code, in a general Google search. Mysterious.
EDIT: Hold on, I got one crummy link. I guess that is the code after all, OKURAM-322.
Dirty translated as Throat Lewd Inspection Nurse Tits Blame, here is its DMM page. (With the usual screwed-up date; the movie is from 2014.) Funny thing is, when one clicks on the cover, only the front cover comes up... without the DVD code. We are told the code is OKURAM-322, but I don't get any hits with that code, in a general Google search. Mysterious.
EDIT: Hold on, I got one crummy link. I guess that is the code after all, OKURAM-322.
Anyone else consider drinking from this mug... shot?
Captured Prisoners, There's Nowhere To Run! [IPZ-779]
(Question: Japan began using the Metric System in 1957. Will JAV make the country change course?)
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I remember the first time that I saw a preview of VSPDS-606 video and automatically need to look into this jav and download. The video is a little bit of a let down compare to this one pic, but that's more because of personal high expectations. I don't know about most people her but i usually check out new dvds and idols because of dvd covers at first. Once i get a feel for the idol i'll decide it i like their performances or their looks and I'll keep track of the idols i like.
wow I never know before that Ren Azumi and Hitomi had performed together in the same video
thanks to Casshern and Jugulear now I know the OKURAM code
seems this is a softcore video ?
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thank you
after read your post and Mr Jugulear's help too, make me notice that Ren Azumi and Hitomi has done softcore videos too
OK, this one had me rubbing my eyes to make sure I was seeing straight. Woman with hands but no arms?!?
Thankfully, it was merely perspective. But I wonder if Rule 34 has produced even that at some point...
Thankfully, it was merely perspective. But I wonder if Rule 34 has produced even that at some point...
I'm sure...I would guess this expression only on her face long enough for this unfortunate screenshot to be captured. He doesn't look huge like some other fellas out there. Perhaps he's much smaller than she expected? Or more likely she spotted the Hello Kitty tattoo he has hiding in the jungle that is his pubes.
From SW-420 (get ready for it...) Unpopular High School Boy Boards A Bus Filled With Beautiful And Sensual Married Women! 2 He's Ready To Explode When The Bus Shakes And He Brushes Up Against Their Big Asses And Titties! 6 Of These Ladies Can't Hold Back From His Young Cock.
"...is that...Hello Kitty?"
"...IS THAT HELLO KITTY!?"
From SW-420 (get ready for it...) Unpopular High School Boy Boards A Bus Filled With Beautiful And Sensual Married Women! 2 He's Ready To Explode When The Bus Shakes And He Brushes Up Against Their Big Asses And Titties! 6 Of These Ladies Can't Hold Back From His Young Cock.
"...is that...Hello Kitty?"
"...IS THAT HELLO KITTY!?"
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Last two were wonderful; I particularly enjoyed the second one. Thank you for going the extra mile, and for providing the close-up.
Always behind the curve, me not know what "Rule 34" was.
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Last two were wonderful; I particularly enjoyed the second one. Thank you for going the extra mile, and for providing the close-up.
Always behind the curve, me not know what "Rule 34" was.
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I take it our irresistibly cross-eyed heroine is Akari Hoshino? At the game since 2004, and still going strong... bless her.
My eye traveled to the next lady in the movie, from these screen shots (at 1:42:56):
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She turned out to be... recent returnee, Misa Arisawa (A.K.A. Junko Kato). Mmmmmmm!
Others in cast: Minami Natsuki, Sana Mizuhara, Sara Saijo and Nozomi Hazuki.
My eye traveled to the next lady in the movie, from these screen shots (at 1:42:56):
... Mirror:
She turned out to be... recent returnee, Misa Arisawa (A.K.A. Junko Kato). Mmmmmmm!
Others in cast: Minami Natsuki, Sana Mizuhara, Sara Saijo and Nozomi Hazuki.
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Sufficiently strange enough to have grabbed my attention...
Some notes...
From the back cover of (as translated) Black Erotic Butler [HRND-178] (here are both covers, and a descriptive page); the translated "plot":
Sex technique only Eros drama depicting the communal life of to have been bereaved in flawless butler and her husband woman. Marika who lost her husband in an accident a year ago, had a relationship with the company of the president of her husband was working. One day, a man who identifies himself as a "butler of Sebastian" appears ... in front of Marika.
Since this oddity runs for only an hour and is not listed on DMM and R18 (yet it is . up on JavLibrary), must be an uncensored JAV? (You know, the kind that is often uncreative? Well, rules are made to be broken.)
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Sufficiently strange enough to have grabbed my attention...
Some notes...
From the back cover of (as translated) Black Erotic Butler [HRND-178] (here are both covers, and a descriptive page); the translated "plot":
Sex technique only Eros drama depicting the communal life of to have been bereaved in flawless butler and her husband woman. Marika who lost her husband in an accident a year ago, had a relationship with the company of the president of her husband was working. One day, a man who identifies himself as a "butler of Sebastian" appears ... in front of Marika.
Actresses are... first one translated as "Yusato Nakajima," whose Japanese name ( 中島佑里 ) led to a "Yuri Nakajima," probably someone else. (Sole credit from 2008, vs. this 2014 movie.) There's also Riri Kōda (A.K.A. Riri Kouda, the gameshow host from the ROCKET incest movies), as well as Miu. ( also known as Miu Natsume, an actress I like.)
Since this oddity runs for only an hour and is not listed on DMM and R18 (yet it is . up on JavLibrary), must be an uncensored JAV? (You know, the kind that is often uncreative? Well, rules are made to be broken.)
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My guess would be that it is a softcore movie rather than an actual JAV movie. I know it uses a JAV actress but many star in these kind of movies. The sex scenes themselves would be quite short giving more time for the zany story. I don't think it's uncensored because Javlibrary don't cover them but if it was i, like you, would be surprised given how so much of uncensored stuff is so mundane.
