Sorry about the pain to your dick. I recommend some Muscle & Joint Pain Relieving Gel! It's available for $1.25 at our local Dollar Tree! lol
OK....
So...after several hours of...um....enjoying myself to your recent Mom/Son style subs of the amazing busty beauty, Rena Fukiishi....I needed some pain relief.
So...on the advice of trusted fellow member,
@Chuckie100 , I drove over to my closest Dollar Tree to get some pain relieving rub.
When I got home, I was in too much pain to wait and check the ingredients.
So....I whipped out poor, abused Little Scully and slathered a big ole dollop on my dick.
Then I felt a tingle.
Then I felt a burn.
Then my eyes popped out of my head and steam came out of my ears.
Why?
Read the ingredients of Dollar Tree's pain rub.
#1 Ingredient....Capsaicin.
For those who don't know what capsaicin is...it's essentially hot pepper oil.
So now I am in immense pain.
Tears running down my face.
Penis is talking about going on strike for the year.
All this for a few hours of Rena Fukiishi inspired wack-my-doodle?
Well....Chuckie my friend....I will end this post with one last comment.
100% WORTH IT!!!!
(Lest anyone not pick up on the fact that I was joking with this post, I will say clearly that I did not apply Dollar Tree ointment to my happy little fellow. If any members of PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Penises) are worried, they can rest assured that no penises were harmed in the making of this joke.)