Real Tentacles

[Sakunyuusha]

LOL, I can't believe it, but what do you know. You can find the torrent on Nyaa. Sample pictures provided courtesy of the original seeder. I'll let you know whether this is good or bad (very probably bad :XD: ) and whether it's hysterical or boring (it had goddamn better be funny! Otherwise ...! :yell: ).

The problem that I see is that the tentacles are almost exclusively the color of human penis skin. Most of them are peachy colored, and the rest are either more brown or more red. With the exception of the tentacles' heads, or glans if you will, they look like a cross between over-stretched human dicks and dick-like sausages. Disgusting imo, even though I normally like tentacles in hentai. I guess it's just that in hentai, the tentacles seem like actual tentacles -- from an alien, an animal, or a monster -- and not like over-stretched penises. >_>

 

[IdolFun]

Screen shots from the Maria Ozawa one

 

[Sakunyuusha]

Lol, man, that looks so bad. XD And I don't mean "bad" as in the slang word for "good." I mean bad as in the goddamn meaning of the word "bad." XP

Here's hoping it'll still be good for a laugh or two.

 

[IdolFun]

Watch 10min of one and deleted the video.

If you search a little you could find some real tentacles porn. :donotwant:

 

[Sakunyuusha]

The seeder for these videos is the world's slowest seeder. I've gotten about 70 megabytes out of the total 6.58 gigabytes he needs to upload. lol Suffice to say, I'm going to target for the smallest video (#3), get it, watch it, and if it's shit not only delete it but kill the torrent on my end, too. If it's good? I still might kill the torrent XD and see if there's a better source for the videos.

Because goddamn, if this guy can only upload at about 5 kbps, it's going to take a month or longer for anyone to reach completion.

And yet ... somehow, someone managed to join the original seed to become the torrent's 2nd seed. Curious. :\

 

[IdolFun]

Here is a torrent for the first 5 only, tested it and has 2 seeds and downloads pretty fast.

 

[Sakunyuusha]

Well, it's only going at about 10 kbps right now, but that's better than 0.2 kbps, so we'll try this one out and see.

I'm pretty close, though, to just saying "screw it" since the pictures alone already tell me that I'm probably not going to like it and porn is rarely funny, intentionally or not. :\ Oh well: curiosity!!

 

[redrooster]

can we see these meccha tens as bestiality, or must there be a head with eyes to have it confirmed? Or are they just tentibrators...(hehe...)...

 

[chompy]

The title of this thread is misleading...

Should say "fake" tentacles... :dunno:

Oh well, time to correct the error.

 

[IdolFun]

Oh well, time to correct the error.

You just had to post it :lols:

 

[Sakunyuusha]

The title of this thread is misleading...

Should say "fake" tentacles... :dunno:

Oh well, time to correct the error.

Well, it's like Yoda. No Yoda is real, but there's "real Yoda" (V, VI) and "CG Yoda" (I, II, III). Same thing for the tentacles. There's CG or drawings, and then there's real material. It's still fictitious, yeah, but it's made of real stuff.

As for octopus sex ... again, I don't know why any sane person would try this out. Octopi have beaks! They could slice her vagina apart! Bad move. And what if one the tentacles reaches high up into her, sucks on tight, and tears apart her innards? Stupid, stupid, stupid. >_<

 

[reingiolt]

lol i want to watch that for the sole purpose of observing the behavior of the octopus.

 

[Sakunyuusha]

It's probably just curious and explorative. It probably feels up her anus and vagina but decides that the routes are too narrow, too hot, and too unknowable to pursue. Without any promise of a meal or of safety at the other end, the octopus (I'd guess?) probably would lose interest in her holes pretty quickly and would just sort of flop around near her crotch until they put him back in water.

But considering they made a JAV video out of this, maybe I'm wrong. XD

 

[redrooster]

lol i want to watch that for the sole purpose of observing the behavior of the octopus.

reg petting the octopus has 8 arms only, I prefer a sepia or a Humboldt Calmar, they´ve got 10 arms all in all, so there´s more fun, although I may not think about the beak of an Humboldt Calmar, that would become too cruel though...

 

[IdolFun]

lol i want to watch that for the sole purpose of observing the behavior of the octopus.

Google The Octopus Invades The Vagina And It Hurts and you will find a torrent for that video.

I do believe the octopus are dead in the video.

 

[Sakunyuusha]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. LOL

Number 2 just finished, so I thought I'd load it up and take a look. Aaaaaaaand ...

Queef Central! I mean, seriously, this was the most vaginally gassy movie I've seen in ages. I can't help but laugh. It's a pretty big turn-off for me when it's THIS extreme, but it's also funny as hell.

 

[cls31219]

Where is the 6th movie and where can I download it?

 

[bijipeler]

thanks!

 

[ane-san]

I guess it's just that in hentai, the tentacles seem like actual tentacles -- from an alien, an animal, or a monster -- and not like over-stretched penises. >_>

oh gosh XD I remember now that there was La Blue Girl live action once, I had a good laugh...they didn`t even look like overstreched penises but as intestinals *remembers Otto etrfied:* brrr, just..gross, and funny... :rofl::donotwant::coldsweat::ridiculed: