Strangest thing you jerked off to?

mp413

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Well, what’s the strangest thing you’ve jerked off to, anyone, anyone??
To start the ball rolling, I’d say that for me it has to be a voice mail from a lady I’d haved loved to fuck, but never got the chance. For what it’s worth, her voice was realllly classy.
 
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bigloser0

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Some voices over the phone are just so sweet. If its someone whose voice is really classy and her voice combined with her beautiful looks, heavenly.
Some people I have not seen them but by hearing their voices, it made my day. Sex is not required. It will be good to fuck someone you would like to hear over then phone (great voice) and someone you love and she is pretty.
 

bigloser0

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let me share something over the interweb with you guys.
Not sure if its allowed here.
Its about reading.
I wish it was my lil' bro which gave her that facial expression.
Priceless.
I picked this because the girl is a single eye-lid Chinese and she is very white.

Sometime reading chinese can be fun to listen to due to the tonality.
 

mp413

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You know... if you go to Frankfurt on a guys weekend, and take a trip around the train station area, there are many streets containing many brothels, but at least 1 or 2 buildings are there to house really attractive girls... who used to be guys. They can be more attractive than the real girls.
 

bigloser0

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A wealthy neighbor of mine used to show me pics of his LB friends.
Thais who spent $250,000usd to look good.
Was never my thing but I've played with some seriously boyish gals and lesbians.
Does that count?

Oh wait, facepalm, this is about porn.
Mixing up life and porn again.

Fuck.
you are still straight. at least you played with real GIRLS and not playing with Ga**.
I believe that counts too.

I don't mind fucking a really beautiful boyish gal and made her feel like a WOMAN while being FUCKED.
Want to let her know how powerful her vagina is and hopefully she turns into a real WOMAN thereafter.

"Mixing up life and porn again."
I always does that.
Its all fantasy and brings us hope in life.
 

bigloser0

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A wealthy neighbor of mine used to show me pics of his LB friends.
Thais who spent $250,000usd to look good.
Was never my thing but I've played with some seriously boyish gals and lesbians.
Does that count?

Oh wait, facepalm, this is about porn.
Mixing up life and porn again.

Fuck.
will any guys here like to fuck a lady boy?
This will be really strange.
I will never want that.

Fucking a boyish girl is not the same as fucking a lady boy.
A boyish girl has a real VAGINA.
And she can feel our cocks.
Not fucking a lady boy in the asshole.
I'll rather ass-fuck a girl who does not feel any extreme pain.

You know... if you go to Frankfurt on a guys weekend, and take a trip around the train station area, there are many streets containing many brothels, but at least 1 or 2 buildings are there to house really attractive girls... who used to be guys. They can be more attractive than the real girls.

Years ago, I bump into a group of lady boys. If they don't open their mouth or check their IDs, you wouldn't know they are actually males. They are indeed very good looking and have great figures as compared to the average girl. I think its a mindset of looking good. If these lady boys whom I met were actually girls, I would have pulled one of them to the nearest toilet and rammed them hard with their bodycon dress on.

I am sure these ladyboys don't resist your ramming if you give them a small fee.
 

Muten_Roshi

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will any guys here like to fuck a lady boy?
This will be really strange.
I will never want that.


probably, just probably, if "it" is an absolute stunner, i'll let "it" at least suck my junior... i'll go straight up punch "it" in the face if "it" even attempts to take off "it's" underwear in front of me :p
 
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bigloser0

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a girl can easily dress as a guy.
for a guy to dress and behave like a girl, even if its cross dressing, tough.
Being a girl was never easy.
 

bigloser0

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"Some" guys.
Maybe more like they "feel safe" with it.
The "I don't care" girls go without.
The ones who might say, "I don't care if we have sex".

Haha.
Most or every guy will love to walk on the streets holding hands with a pretty girl.
I see some very average girls become a real beauty with make up.
I am sure every guy will like to be with somebody beautiful and proud of.
Especially when in bed, guys will like to make love with someone beautiful.
Guys are visual animals.

Can't say much about the "I don't care" girls.
Quite a number maybe still single late in their 30s.
I met a few very rare cases of girls who look naturally beautiful without make.

If you hit onto one who is "I don't care if we have sex" and she is beautiful, you hit jackpot.
But be careful, she might be having sex regularly with different partners.
Do use a condom.

Haha
 

ashshark

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mmm is not really a "strangest" thing (but yes my most strangest) , but i jerked off watching power rangers. you know, that tight outfits, etc etc, thats formed my fetish on sentai xD
(i guess i am crazy now xD)
 

mp413

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Nov 29, 2016
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Lots of jerk off threads lately... I wonder should they all be amalgamated into a "The Ultimate Jerk Off" thread???
 
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ashshark

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maybe, would be a good idea xP but in other hand, i guess is a way to make more threads, with the idea to be everyone more active? beside of that, would be good just one thread xP
 

pornzooever

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For a lactation instructions video. It was only once, so I don't have any problem :hmm:
 

pornzooever

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you have the link to the lactation instruction video? Don't mind sharing?

Hi. I don't have it. Sorry. But is this kind of stuff hard to find? XD

It was months ago.

I remember it draw my attention because it was recorded in a webcam manner. She was instructing how to lactate to fill a bottle of milk. She was too hot.