That's why I love JAV. There's no end to their creativity. What the censorship ruins, they makeup for that from their creativity
The Bizarre JAV Covers Extravaganza
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Not just the cover but the whole movie:
This movie is supposed to be about a woman from Jamaica, but apparently they couldn't get a black actress so they got 宝田もなみ Monami Takarada and painted her dark brown.
This movie is supposed to be about a woman from Jamaica, but apparently they couldn't get a black actress so they got 宝田もなみ Monami Takarada and painted her dark brown.
Porn or public service announcement?
i don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than watching girls picking up trash on a beach.
From the "Dining out Nightmares" department:
If you ever came out of Hooters thinking that the food tasted like ass...
Maybe preparing a meal at home might be smarter
Don't let it be said that I'm not providing you with alternative culinary solutions.
i don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than watching girls picking up trash on a beach.
From the "Dining out Nightmares" department:
If you ever came out of Hooters thinking that the food tasted like ass...
Maybe preparing a meal at home might be smarter
Don't let it be said that I'm not providing you with alternative culinary solutions.
@intrepid8 - Your comments are too funny!!
It's my favorite part of these posts! Wait, the porn is my favorite part, but it's a close second!
Your comments are too funny!!
Thank you kindly! Definitely trying to have fun with it!
This big-breasted woman is dominating these two skinny, schoolgirls just looks interesting
What an absolute train wreck of a cover.
I need to do another deep trawl for some more crazy covers. To be continued...
Absolutely disgusting. And she happens to speak decent English too. I guess just because she fucked a Black guy, she can pretend to be a Black woman now.Ab
I don't want to watch her movies anymore. I hope this bombs hard.
They didn't just paint her brown. It's called blackface, and it's fucking racist AF.
Failed Marvel Cinematic Universe Auditions Edition
Amazing Shrink-Wrapped Woman!
Strength: Induces bullet ricochets
Weakness: I'm thinking mobility could be a potential issue...
Uncanny Valley Girl
Strength: Master of disguise
Weakness: Where do I even begin... like gag me with a spoon!
Mystical Panty Raider (aka Jacqui Panchira-chan)
Strength: Enemies surprised and stunned when encountering
Weaknesses: Visual-spatial awareness, olfactory insensitivity
Incredible Budgie Smuggler
Strength: Porn star by day, special package delivery agent by night
Weakness: Estrogen?
Red-Headed Step-Lizard
Strengths: Bite, toxin delivery, vagina dentata
Weakness: Poor typing skills
Amazing Shrink-Wrapped Woman!
Strength: Induces bullet ricochets
Weakness: I'm thinking mobility could be a potential issue...
Uncanny Valley Girl
Strength: Master of disguise
Weakness: Where do I even begin... like gag me with a spoon!
Mystical Panty Raider (aka Jacqui Panchira-chan)
Strength: Enemies surprised and stunned when encountering
Weaknesses: Visual-spatial awareness, olfactory insensitivity
Incredible Budgie Smuggler
Strength: Porn star by day, special package delivery agent by night
Weakness: Estrogen?
* feel free to Google "Budgie Smuggler"
Red-Headed Step-Lizard
Strengths: Bite, toxin delivery, vagina dentata
Weakness: Poor typing skills
I had never seen this thread before but instantly thought of this classic....
