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John Luke Pacard is an alias of Patrick Pacard. If you don't recognize the name (you probably should though) here's a bit about the man behind the legend.
History
Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.
Trivia
-Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
-Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
-"Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
-Pacard was recently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President was on vacation.
-Pacard is currently the monarch of his own tropical nation between the Caribbean and Africa, Pacardia. He smokes fat blunts there erryday.
-Pacard is part owner of Hewlett-Packard. It is spelled "Packard" on the logo because he wanted to incorporate his favorite activity, packing bowls.
-Pacard owns a spaceship, the USS Enterhighz, aboard which he throws epic interstellar parties.
Hint: click images for epic sound.
Pacard demonstrating his ability to turn things EPIC through touch.
Epic party on the USS Enterhighz.
Pacard's epic screen debut.
History
Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.
Trivia
-Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
-Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
-"Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
-Pacard was recently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President was on vacation.
-Pacard is currently the monarch of his own tropical nation between the Caribbean and Africa, Pacardia. He smokes fat blunts there erryday.
-Pacard is part owner of Hewlett-Packard. It is spelled "Packard" on the logo because he wanted to incorporate his favorite activity, packing bowls.
-Pacard owns a spaceship, the USS Enterhighz, aboard which he throws epic interstellar parties.
Hint: click images for epic sound.
Pacard demonstrating his ability to turn things EPIC through touch.
Epic party on the USS Enterhighz.
Pacard's epic screen debut.
