People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
but no really i hate beggars "i need for medicine" just say you need it for a hooker or a beer and i will give you the damn money
mac users especially (i dont hate mac) "mac is better than pc,mac doesnt have viruses,mac this mac that bla bla" fucking mac cant play games and you spend money on that shit ffs its like a blind man paying for porn
people who watch/read twilight "edward is so hoooot" and butt ugly too if you havent noticed "Twilight - Horrifying, but only because of the acting and writing."
those damn catholics on youtube spamming every video with religious nonsense "you will burn in hell if you dont repent" well i would rather burn in hell than be in heaven with guys like those
censorship in porn kills everything (doesnt stop me from watching) but still T_T
those ridiculous adds "want a bigger penis follow this" "ripped body in six weeks" "lose weight in 3 easy steps" it aint ever easy
people that leave comments on videos/pictures of fucking ugly people or huge people saying "you are so beautiful" or "you have a nice voice" "i am tired of skiny models good to see some meat on girls" well it is nice to see some "meat" on girls but not 200 pounds extra meat ffs false modesty
when i am driving in a bus for 3 or 4 hours to get to another town and on the whole ride someone is talking on the cell really loud/baby cries/someone farts..... if i didnt have my pills i would rip their heads off especially the baby grrrrr
when someone dies and its on the news and everyone is like omg its so sad i feel sorry for the family i am like you didnt know him/her and his/her's family >< and they just look me in disgust like i have no emotion
those charity games/shows etc raise funds for surgery of a single person.......congratz you just saved one person while thousand others die (not that i care)
old people but the annoying kind example me and my brother (he had a knee surgery few days before) sit on a bus before some old hag and she starts to complain that we are rude and on and on that we should give elderly their seats and i just want to punch them in the face inconsiderate hag do they ever think of the young ones if they have problems nooooo dont get me wrong if i see a elderly with a crutch or bad health i give them my seat...
taxes there is nothing i hate more than damn taxes if they only werent so high ohh the beer i could buy
vegans and vegetarians cuz they try to turn me to their side "how can you eat animals its like eating an another human being" well if humans tasted good like animals i would eat them wouldnt it (not really but you get my drift)
people who protest over nothing important example "food in the canteen is bad we want better food" stupid students blocking university go and cook your own food then
emo's whining about small stuff cutting(yeah i know not all do that) them self's etc etc just cuz life sucks sometimes and i know people that went trough hell and didnt do stuff like that managed to rise above it