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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    The date they mentioned for DDB-237 was July the 30th, keep in mind though, that with WWK-015, there was almost a 2 week gap inbetween the moment I got the subs and until they were available to purchase from the shop.
  2. Hans Kowalski

    Girls you wish did Nakadashi but never did.. :( and bonus of some who did ;)

    Noa! Contrary to the slutty persona she always portrayed, she never did creampies or swallowed cum for that matter. Just half-hearted facials. I know almost all JAV creampies are fake, but my point is, she didn't even do fake creampies.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Porn that no one has made yet

    If you go look for pornvideos of guys whacking off with a fleshlight, it's always tagged as gay, even if the title is something like "Fucking my *Insert random female porn actress here* fleshlight!!". Makes you think. And I still want to see a video like I was describing earlier. Make it...
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Porn that no one has made yet

    Okay, now let's try to find something even more specific. So, there are a couple of movies with "sexbots", right? So far, so good. Now there are a couple of those kind of movies out there, that feature sexbots getting used by at least two men simultaniously. These for example: Then...
  5. Hans Kowalski

    But what does it mean!!?

    You're overthinking the whole thing. In the first movie I posted with Yuu Kawakami for example, how does the "The Free Bitch is Back" statement relate to the role she is playing in that movie? Which of the two interpretations is she supposed to be?
  6. Hans Kowalski

    But what does it mean!!?

    That's not what this is about!! Arrrgh!
  7. Hans Kowalski

    But what does it mean!!?

    Please keep the discussion of the title in the context of this series. Until we figured out it's meaning, we can't begin to tackle real-life issues.
  8. Hans Kowalski

    But what does it mean!!?

    So, for a couple of years now, Fetish Box has had a series of compilation movies, each one focused on a single actress, called "The Free Bitch is Back" in english. Now here's the important question: Do they mean to say that this so-called bitch is free of morals and the constraints of...
  9. Hans Kowalski

    Are the fan service movies real?

    Booooo! I hearby invite you to come visit us in this thread. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/kissing-while-handjob-in-movies-clips.1652743/
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Cross-posting from the translation thread: It took a while, but WWK-015's subtitles are now available to purchase for you guys: http://erojapanese.com/product/wwk-015/
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    It took a while, but WWK-015's subtitles are now available to purchase for you guys: http://erojapanese.com/product/wwk-015/
  12. Hans Kowalski

    JAV releases you're looking forward to

    In a lesbian POV movie? Nah.
  13. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    What happened to Jugulear by the way?
  14. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Let us all r*** Ai's mouth and throat together.
  15. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    Kinda related, I always thought Ayu was sexy, but only when I read this translated intervew did I really appreciate her. https://www.mydearestdesire.com/articles/321/ayu-sakurai-interview-part-one My favorite part is how halfway through the interview she casually mentions that she used to work...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    lol, I wasn't serious, who cares about the app. I'm pretty sure the tweets weren't even from Ai herself.
  17. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    I don't blame her for doing porn but rather, mixing her past and posting pics of her and her daughter on the same twitter account. In general it's great that she's not ashamed of her past, but would her daughter's social circle feel the same if they stumbled across this?
  18. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    Knight's Visual is pretty much the only company that puts out censored JAV without condoms and real creampies. Or if they're fake, they're really good at faking it. Honnaka acts as if their creampies are real as well, but I'm pretty sure most of them are not.
  19. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    I wish we were still talking about Ai's dumb morning call app.
  20. Hans Kowalski

    I need help with a translation

    Or te-manko.
  21. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    I just wanted to get back to this and add that Ayu Sakurai is definitly the winner of this year's "Hey, maybe that's not a good idea."-award, as in, "Hey, maybe don't use the same twitter account to both tweet old stuff from your porn days as well as whatever your elementary school aged daughter...
  22. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Don't you agree though?
  23. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

  24. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Lame. I regret even making this thread.
  25. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    If everything else fails she can still fall back on her music career, lol. https://soundcloud.com/honnaka_nama/real-full-mix-ver
  26. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    https://twitter.com/ueharaai1 https://twitter.com/ueharaai1/status/877813424167673856 http://mines-pro.jp/fanclub/events/view/675 Huh?
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Just a heads up for all you BJ fans, I commissioned a translation for the entirety of this movie: DDB-237, starring Yuu Kawakami and Mai Henmi. http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=ddb237/ Lots and lots of sloppy deepthroating and dirty talk. Estimated date of completion is July...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Yo! Since everything worked out so nicely with WWK-015, I've comissioned another movie. (I've got a bunch of movies I want translated, one after the other.) It's this one! DDB-237! Now I know what you're thinking. "Hans, this is great and all, but why *this* one specifically? Well...
  29. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    It is done! A month earlier than estimated. Don't know when it'll be available in the shop for you guys though. I wanted to take a couple of screenshots of the subtitled movie but it turns out Media Player Classic's screenshot feature omits the external subs. I'll just transcribe them instead...
  30. Hans Kowalski

    Who are the Prettiest *Currently* *Frequently* Active JAV girls?

    Yeah, I guess Sora Shiina is worth a mention too. I didn't post in the other thread, because the OP seemed too demanding.
  31. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    A mysterious woman appears! Who is she?
  32. Hans Kowalski

    mixed blooded JAV actress

    How about that. I knew about Shelly's american dad, but her being half-filipino as well is new to me.
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Make Gifs!
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    You love Saryu Usui, you just haven't realized it yet. On another note, I've been on the lookout for some old Yuuno Hoshi movies that I've never seen before and stumbled upon BIJ-015. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/bij-015-eat-cock-lee-hunter.1709280/ She's not prominently featured on...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Who has the best body in Japan now?

    I was just roleplaying!
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Who has the best body in Japan now?

    I think everyone has it's own interpretation of the samurai79 philosophy.
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Who has the best body in Japan now?

    It's just his posting gimmick. If he ever wants to take a break from this board, I'd be willing to take his place and post under his account for a small fee. I practiced in my free time. Here, look: Yeah, they're all whores though. And fucked in the head. Their parents touched them.
  38. Hans Kowalski

    JAV releases you're looking forward to

    One of Tsubomi's next movies: http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=wanz00644/ And it looks like Ichika Kamihata is doing movies for Fetish Box now, which is pretty nice. http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=atfb00397/
  39. Hans Kowalski

    Why do so many vids have all but one live link?

    Is this something that applies universally, or just something you noticed with your own customers? There are so many of those titles that you'd think they'd have to be more than just a niche.
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Why do so many vids have all but one live link?

    Eh, not a big fan of those kinda titles. This one got me interested though. https://www.zenra.net/img/future/the-foul-mouthed-revolution-of-akari-hoshino-subtitled.mp4 Think I'm gonna resub for this one. Akari Hoshino was the queen of overacted dirty talk. As for TORG-045: I know this is all...
  41. Hans Kowalski

    Why do so many vids have all but one live link?

    Speaking of paying for porn: So I see you guys (Or guy singular, for all I know it might just be you.) are doing Orga movies now. Haven't resubbed yet as I'm not a big fan of the Kawakami/Hojo movie despite the two actresses. But! If you ever happen to tackle this movie: I'll subscribe so...
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Why do most Jav porn stars have zero dignity?

    And then there was Ai Uehara, who, apart from scat (And I'm not sure if she ever got peed on.) did all the extreme stuff, despite being number 1.
  43. Hans Kowalski

    Why do most Jav porn stars have zero dignity?

    I think early on, when she was still going by the name Morino Something, she had the problem of getting cast into schoolgirl roles, while not looking young enough, but she also didn't look quite mature enough to be cast in MILF roles. And yeah, the hair as well. You're the one with the japanese...
  44. Hans Kowalski

    Why do most Jav porn stars have zero dignity?

    Many Americans love guns and Jesus.
  45. Hans Kowalski

    JAV releases you're looking forward to

    Ruka Kanae has one of those coming out! http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=wanz00630/ Also, am I the only one who's surprised that Ruka suddenly tops DMM's Top 100 ranking? I mean, I like her, but why *now* all of a sudden.
  46. Hans Kowalski

    Why do most Jav porn stars have zero dignity?

    I'm not really familiar with the scat scene, but now that you mention this, I'm pretty sure the scene in TYOD-257 with Yuu Kawakami swallowing "piss" is really just her swallowing a bunch of water. Don't know how well this is coming across in still images but I watch that scene in motion and...
  47. Hans Kowalski

    Why do most Jav porn stars have zero dignity?

    I think Inertia once said that credit card companies in the US object to scat and explicit r*** porn, which is pretty much the only reason why US companies and therefore actresses don't do that stuff. And even then, how many of the AV girls among the top 100 or top 200 or whatever do you...
  48. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    This looks great. Saryu Usui is a very underrated cum swallower anyway.
  49. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    I commissioned a translation for WWK-015. Estimated completion date is sometime mid-July though. http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=2wwk015/