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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    It is indeed. http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/Drinking-a-Little-Cum-is-Good-for-Your-Health/id=h_452tmvi00014/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1 With trailer and everything, if you still can't believe your eyes. Doesn't matter though, current day Uehara is very awesome. And like I said, she...
  2. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    To be fair, I did use the most unflattering stills. But still, when I first saw this, I thought the uploader mislabeled the actress. She didn't do too many movies, before she got her teeth fixed.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    It does work for certain girls, (But maybe I'm just saying that because I can't see how they'd look with fixed teeth.) but yeah, that's one of the things were I don't mind cosmetic surgery at all. As examples I present Ai Uehara: Before: And after, the look most people here are...
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Dumb Moments in JAV

    He's the easy QTE-boss at the very end, compared to hobo-man. Yeah, sorry about that, I was still a baby when I signed up, incapable of any coherent thought. Tsubomi is one of my favorite AV actresses, I always like a good contrast between a cute, young look and a dominant role, which she...
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Anyone else having a problem purchasing extmatrix premium?

    Have you tried Paypal? That's the method I'm always using for Extmatrix. Just load up your Paypal account with enough money beforehand, (You can't pay with bank transfer via Paypal on that site.) and that should do the trick.
  6. Hans Kowalski

    Discussion about DMM website

    I wish you guys had more JAV synopsis translations. I guess that's too labor intensive and not worth the trouble (They were more frequent a while ago.) but maybe it's possible to include some "This JAV has a synopsis translation!", marker in the overview, instead of having to check each...
  7. Hans Kowalski

    Anyone else having a problem purchasing extmatrix premium?

    Which payment method are you using?
  8. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    I forgot about these ones when I made the thread. Though it's less like my previous examples, and more like "Oh, did that feel good? Surprise, you're gonna get strangled!". "Wait, whaaaaargh!". I'm also not much into Drama-style JAV, but I'll take what I can get.
  9. Hans Kowalski

    Dumb Moments in JAV

    He's sort of the final boss in Knight's Visual movies. Every other JAV actor must be jealous of him. Under normal circumstances it'd be a stressful job, but this guy doesn't have to stay in shape, doesn't have to clean himself up, he's not asked to do any athletic sex acts on set, he just gets...
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Dumb Moments in JAV

    Yeah, that makes sense in porn-land at least, but overall it's not the direction I'd expect from a "Girl delivered in a box" porn-scenario. Usually in these kind of stories she's supposed to be your sex slave, but here all she does is raid your fridge and complain while you're helplessly watching.
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Japanese porn vs. American porn

    What I instantly liked when I got into JAV is that they have way more body contact, with all their sloppy porn-kissing and nipple licking and what not, in American mainstream porn it's more like, "Your dick may touch her face, pussy and ass, but try to keep all other body parts away from each...
  12. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    In SOE-491, starring Yuma Asami and Akiho Yoshizawa, there's this neat scene with both of them dressed up as soldiers. They're threatening to kill the dude if he cums. Of course he does so anyway and the scene ends with Akiho shooting the POV-dude. There's a similiar scene in JUC-950, with...
  13. Hans Kowalski

    [IDed]矢藤あき Aki Yato

    What can I say, I want my posts to make an impact, you can't just rush into things.=D
  14. Hans Kowalski

    Category for Sexual Agressive Woman?

    Unfortunatly she retired last year after 10 years in the business, but if you don't already know her, look for movies by Noa Torigoe. (鳥越乃亜) Almost all her work was reverse r*** themed, even if she was lying on her back and getting fucked you felt like she was the one in control...
  15. Hans Kowalski

    Dumb Moments in JAV

    PSD-359 Our POV protagonist receives a huge package and seems confused. It's addressed to him though, so he opens it anyway. Oh no! Inside is a poor girl! It's all fine though. So, the girl begins to crawl out of the box and starts complaining about the packaging material and how...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    [IDed]矢藤あき Aki Yato

    I can't tell you what movie this is from, but I can tell you that it's definitly NOT Yuma Asami. Well...uh...hope that helps.