drat! plugin errors with rapidgator... and ul.to isn't available in the usa. drat and double drat! the young bunko is so beautiful. she has such nice pixels. oh well.
man, the paranoia creeps out every time your site goes down:
who's tracking me ?? who's blocking me ?? why ?? honest to god, it's all legal. she had clothes on. anyway it's censored. hundreds of people downloaded it before me. why don't you go after them ?? is this one of them trojan...
how about dubbing ?? i'd love to hear an overdub in accented english with a cute manner saying things like, 'thank you, sir, for allowing me to receive a load of your sperm on my face.' i try to get my girlfriend to say that, but she treats me like a dog.
one day in the garden of eden, adam says to eve,
"eve, i've been thinking. let's get married."
eve considers this for a moment and replies,
"no. no, i don't want to."
adam, somewhat taken aback, asks,
"oh. why? is there someone else?"
western chicks don't care. asian girls hate body hair... especially on big-nosed hairy western men. i wear these cheap metal-frame glasses, and in removing them one day, i cut the top of my nose right between the eyes. my asian girlfriend saw me the next day and said, "did you cut yourself...
a man goes to a doctor and complains that he has a problem with his penis. the doctor says, "all right, take off your pants and let's have a look". the man refuses. the doc says, "i can't help you if i can't see the problem". the man says. "no, you'll laugh". the doctor assures him that he...
a priest and a rabbi met on a train one day. after riding in silence for a little while, the priest decided to break the ice. he turned to the rabbi and said, ‘i see that you, like myself, are a man of the cloth’. the rabbi nodded in acknowledgement. ‘and like myself, you are travelling and...