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  1. barba

    The Ultimate Loli Thread

    choose one from column a, and one from column b: column a: rara lara rala lala column b: kudu kudou koudu koudou some say the last name first and the first name last. so you might have to turn it all around.
  2. barba

    The Ultimate Loli Thread

    they censored the jav? you're kidding! when did they start doing that?
  3. barba

    Looking for JAV with Actress acting Like a Dog Theme - Please Help - Thanks in Advance

    at the risk of over-explanation… my post had two links about snis-706, a dog-girl jav of possible interest. clicking on the first link took you to a thread called “videos with very stupid and gentle women”, and more specifically, to my june 1st, 2020 post containing cover art, photos, and...
  4. barba

    Looking for JAV with Actress acting Like a Dog Theme - Please Help - Thanks in Advance

    snis-706 https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/videos-with-very-stupid-gentle-women.1927086/#post-4042844 disregard the javpop link that is now history. instead, search at the post below. while there are several non-working links there, look for the post by akiba-citizen mickey_kenny. he has...
  5. barba

    Retro JAV with Ran Masaki

    akiba-citizen ‘rasio2244’ posted ran masaki’s “milk fuck” (tfc-1009) just two months ago. you can find the working links right here: https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/tfc-1009-asf-305-mb.1525642/#post-4446828 who knows? he might have more. you could inquire. i suggest an approach along the...
  6. barba

    Samoari: The Worst Modern JAV Director?

    gosh, i thought it was me. i thought i was born with dead nipples. i was watching all these javs with hours spent licking, tickling, and otherwise stimulating male tits, and i wondered "do these guys really get off on that?". not me. 5 seconds is ok. 10 seconds is annoying. more than that...
  7. barba

    Crawling blowjob

    :rolleyes: my kind of guy. o_O
  8. barba

    have you tried rara's weight loss program? [... or, who do da kudou?]

    for those of you who do da kudou, you might be interested in this english-japanese interview with rara [lala, lara, rala] posted on youtube. she actually musters up a few sentences of intelligible english. and while we don’t hear “shakespeare for a thousand, ken”, it’s more than your average jav...
  9. barba

    have you tried rara's weight loss program? [... or, who do da kudou?]

    if you too do da kudou, then you know what separates it from all those other new year’s resolution diets that are being flogged on tv right now: namely, that rara’s works. it appears that toward the end of her career as haru itou, she began reducing and ultimately shed an estimated 4-5 kilos...
  10. barba

    FileJoker Sponsorship

    don't forget the trucks. i had a hard time with the pictures of the trucks. i didn't complain about it here because ... well, in my experience, complaints and complainers at akiba are not always welcomed. so instead, i made an oblique reference to the problem elsewhere with the following...
  11. barba

    How should a JAV movie be seen?

    heck, i usually watch two or three scenes at the same time. the more the merrier side by side. sometimes the same scene from different angles. sometimes different scenes from one video. sometimes different scenes from different videos. order? i just loop the big finish over and over. splat...
  12. barba

    FileJoker Exclusive [VS-685] Kanazawa Bunko - 金沢文子 - The Woman From The Secret Club - 秘密クラブの女

    another wonderful and difficult-to-find video of the incomparable bunko kanazawa. a real holiday gift from mx70. me guthta muy fithnamente.
  13. barba

    Bukkake Chat Group

    lowell and cabot?
  14. barba

    Blowjobs!!!

    genius
  15. barba

    jvrporn - is it possible to convert videos to standard 2D

    before anyone takes this advice, make sure your other equipment can handle VR jav... specifically your computer and more specifically, your graphics card. depending on what you buy, you may need to upgrade or your purchase becomes an expensive doorstop. i suppose you could try to sell it on...
  16. barba

    Blowjobs!!!

    http://japanese-bukkake.net/?s=asw-282&searchsubmit= even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then
  17. barba

    jvrporn - is it possible to convert videos to standard 2D

    you mean, you don’t have hundreds, or maybe even thousands of dollars to spend on a machine to help you jack off? get a night job, buddy. but if that’s not possible, you can do what i do: use a full screen magnifier (comes free in windows) to zoom your video so that only one image fills the...
  18. barba

    Massive Schoolgirl Gokkun Torrent (255GB, 113 Movies)

    at the moment, i see 11 seeders and 32 peers. constant activity. maybe your torrent client needs a jump.
  19. barba

    who have a smallest dick in this business

    guy: doctor, you gotta help me. something's wrong with my dick. doc: ok, pull down your pants. let's have a look. guy: no, you'll laugh doc: please, i'm a professional. i wouldn't do that. guy: you promise? doc: i promise .....the guy pulls down his pants and has this teeny-weeny tiny...
  20. barba

    What happen to First Star?

    just because i write it, doesn't mean it's true. i never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
  21. barba

    What happen to First Star?

    this is a vestige of outdated governmental policy regarding olympic preparations that resulted from the concerns of certain nations, which might best be summed up in the phrase “you know, some of your pornography is, how you say, hubba hubba hubba hubba”. japan wasn’t about to have foreigners...
  22. barba

    Sites like JAVlibrary but for uncensored?

    yeah, the back room at the tokyo police station.
  23. barba

    [QP-001] 地獄遊園地 VOL.1 りなちゃん

    this is what i like about akiba-online. you request a re-up... and you get one. muchas gracias, caballero.
  24. barba

    has this been done in a jav?

    the cuckold sign. the sign of the horns. yes, that’s a good one. not sure if it’s used in japan generally, thus in part explaining its rarity in jav. i do recall that when yui saotome dyed her hair blonde and started playing a street girl with an attitude [or, as people with attitudes say, “a...
  25. barba

    Teddy Bear Prop

    are you saying that you can’t see the link to the video in my post above? or that it’s not working? works for me. here it is again: https://new-jav.net/?s=tma-017 if that doesn’t work, try this: https://incezt.net/page/20/?s=jav+mother or just go to the main page of those sites drop tma-017...
  26. barba

    Teddy Bear Prop

    i suppose that teddy-bear-fucking is as good as any other reason to bring up the obscenely overlooked yumiko takeuchi, one of the cutest and most erotic lolitas ever to empty the scrotums of jav enthusiasts. in tma-017 above, when not getting her own brains fucked out, yumiko knocks the...
  27. barba

    Pink Leotard, Yoga Ball, Uncensored?

    six years. i'm impressed. i hope you never lose your car keys or anything like that.
  28. barba

    The thank you thread

    even good persons masturbate to jav. i've been trying to tell this to my mother for years. but does she listen to me? no.
  29. barba

    Why do Japanese women squeak so much during sex ?

    oil. no oil in japan. they have to import it. everything squeaks there.
  30. barba

    JAV titles with mouth spreading and tongue out pose?

    i was rummaging through my files of arisa satou, aiyo sayaka, aishiro sayaka, ai mashiro, ai mairoi, and name-combinations thereof, and ran across the small scene above, which i believe is what the original poster was looking for. (it may be a bit late for him, but i think the fetish captures...
  31. barba

    truck or not truck

    oh yeah, i forgot... is a truck that doesn't look like a truck a truck?
  32. barba

    truck or not truck

    i’m having some problems with language. if someone knows the answer to any or all of these questions, please help out. is a fire engine a truck? is a big steering wheel a truck? is an empty trailer a truck? is a recreational vehicle a truck? is a big car with the trunk open a truck? is a...
  33. barba

    Bigger girls violated by smaller man JAV?

    this is not exactly what you are looking for, but if you drop the word "shotacon" in the akiba search engine, you will get lots of titles with full sized girls and short boys. they make the boys short in an attempt to make them seem younger. some get aggressive and dominate. you can put...
  34. barba

    Identity of Big Cumshot Guy

    ha-ha! random. yes, you stumped ‘em. i mean, you still got the lecture, but their heart wasn’t in it. no teeth. so i think i’ll respond. were this in ‘jav discussion’, not only would you get the lecture, but anyone responding would get his scrotum ripped off, then his balls stomped on, and...
  35. barba

    I hope that fan appreciation orgy/gangbang JAVs will come back

    after the olympics. everything will be better after the olympics. they will get rid of the mosaic after the olympics.
  36. barba

    Looking for old video's was posted on akiba-online years ago?

    you may download sddm-068 from the following: http://japanese-bukkake.net/sddm-068-horny-asian-girls/#more-1392 i don't know if it's what you're looking for, but at least you will see the incomparable nanami nanase in a pink bunny suit. nothing better. nanami was bukkake's greatest star due...
  37. barba

    Blood/Virginity prop

    this one comes to mind. not sure if it’s real blood. the guy slips in her without so much as a flinch from either party. a minute later, she looks like lizzie borden after a workout. might be ketchup. but ketchup is good stuff. they say, “if it smells like fish, eat it.” i say, “if it...
  38. barba

    Immersive 3D Content and Enthusiasts (oh boy...)

    sounds like an old high school girlfriend of mine who... well, let's just say, she got around. but soon after graduation, she decided that if she was going to keep doing it, she wanted to get paid. from then on, for anyone who joined the line, it was cash on the barrel head. but if you knew...
  39. barba

    Old SOD ‘amateur’ videos

    from time to time, i post links for websites that have old jav. (look around. they’d probably have some examples of your heart’s desire… or perhaps the desire of one of your other organs.) the trouble is, after a while, the links get old. one i haven’t posted is the website of akiba citizen...
  40. barba

    Does the receiver/participants smell the cum during a bukkake session?

    you can make bukkake movies during covid-19. you just need to wear a condom:
  41. barba

    english graffiti on body of jav star

    from time to time, i see jav scenes in which the naked protagonist is covered with lewd japanese writing, often with arrows pointing to her twat and unsavory pictograms added here and there. all that is fine. but if you don’t know japanese, the prurient dimension is largely lost. i suppose i...
  42. barba

    Have any weird porn fetish?

    bunny girls in diapers. not weird, from my perspective. but most definitely hard to find.
  43. barba

    Top 10 "What were they thinking!?" JAV Blunders

    while jav has harems (and not harlems), out there in the real world a harem is pretty scarce these days and thus the word "harlem" gets far more general usage. given the limited means and motivation for an accurate translation, i believe that even if someone originally makes a proper title with...
  44. barba

    FileJoker Exclusive [KW-106] Kanazawa Bunko - 金沢文子 - I'll Dress Up For You (Cosplay) - 変身[コス]るわよ

    i haven't seen this one listed anywhere for the longest time. thanks for reviving this rarity of the great bunko kanazawa.
  45. barba

    Photos That GRAB Your Attention!

    i was rummaging through some old uncensored ran monbu bukkake from catwalk perfume cdrp-01 and discovered something i hadn’t seen before: not content merely to take it from both sides simultaneously, ran here discovers that she momentarily has a hand free and thus proceeds to reach...
  46. barba

    Sex jokes

    three men were drinking at a bar one afternoon. the first man was obviously angry about something… frowning, gripping his glass tightly, barely able to contain himself. the second man was quite self-possessed… peacefully minding his own business and staring ahead in silence. the third man was...
  47. barba

    Amputees JAV? Midgets JAV?

    this guy has made a splash here before: https://www.javlibrary.com/en/vl_director.php?&mode=2&d=peza he's merely a midget. not an amputee. (although i believe he is a member of the lollipop guild.) i don't know of any amputees in jav, big or small. that's a rather disarming proposition.
  48. barba

    Where to find slightly older JAVs?

    it’s a jungle out there. it seems that every time i try to look for something on an old website, it’s now defunct or its links are deader than kelsey’s nuts. even here, a video posted more than a few months ago is not likely to work. (i own a pet snake named “file not found”.) between the...
  49. barba

    The Origins of Bukkake (JAV history lesson)

    at one point in the early 1990s, i got a japanese porn video (not sure if it was called jav back then) whose last scene was a harbinger of the great waves to come. the scene had a girl tied to a chair facing straight into the camera. off to the sides, four or five guys came running up to her...
  50. barba

    The Swimming Pool for JAV is no longer available

    i bet i've swum in a few pools that contained sperm and pee and menstrual juices. come to think of it, i know i have. it never hurt me any. i turned out just fine. and if you think they ever drained the pools after any of those raucous hollywood parties or at playboy retreats, then i've got...