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  1. imported_the_laughing_man

    What is the average pay that a Japanese brings home a week...?

    I guess it also depends what industry you are in as all the white people I have met are normally English teachers, it always makes me smile when the first thing they ask is what school do I teach and what company do I work for lol When I say "I build and repair computers and run a shop as well...
  2. imported_the_laughing_man

    Picking up girls ;)

    Exactly, if you make an effort it pays off, Japanese girls find us whites way more interesting when we speak their language!
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    I hate rapidshare!

    Fuck em both I prefer Bit Torrent, then I am not limited to leaving my PC on for the remainder of the download or having to source other files etc or download multiple .rar files just for one thing once unzipped. I can store my torrent file in my directory and download at my leisure normally...
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    Do white guys really have an advantage?

    I get where you are both coming from, USA and UK won wars making our influence stronger and our languages stronger but as times are changing we are taking in other cultures into our own worlds.
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    Worst Japanese Experiences

    I am 26, she is 33 (My sister-in-law but I still call her my sister) and he must have been 45ish
  6. imported_the_laughing_man

    What is the average pay that a Japanese brings home a week...?

    I am kind of management / skilled worker I guess. My wife is an office supervisor.
  7. imported_the_laughing_man

    Newish

    Thanks for the warm welcome. :happy:
  8. imported_the_laughing_man

    cut/uncut

    True that, plus it was a useless rather small flap of skin, even when flaccid is didn't cover the entire head so it ain't making a real difference, plus when I had it done was for medical reasons not choice so I didn't ruin anything. Also I did ask quite a few girls I know what their take on...
  9. imported_the_laughing_man

    Would a 1 minute man satisfy a Japanese woman?

    But if you don't please her she won't come back for more! When they come back is when you know you're doing a good job!
  10. imported_the_laughing_man

    why do women moan during sex?

    I heard some guys count things or think about non sex related stuff to train their mind so they dont cum too soon. Maybe women are doing it to put us off or as you say something to do when he ain't doing it right to entertain themselves lol
  11. imported_the_laughing_man

    No hands masturbation

    I did hear there is something simular that uses an interactive sex game on your PC that connects to a masturbator device. Not sure if it's true I read it somewhere. ....Not on mucky sites or anything!!! :innocence:
  12. imported_the_laughing_man

    why do women moan during sex?

    I've had the type that scream and the heavy breathers. I much prefer something between. When my wife and I have sex she heavily breathes but when she about to have an orgasm she moans lightly while breathing, seems a little involuntary!
  13. imported_the_laughing_man

    Shy Guys, How to Ever have Great SX?

    I used to be really shy with women when I was 17 and I have always like foreign women (I'm english ans never dated or slept with an English girl lol). I had no idea about girls until I enrolled on a Japanese language course and now and then the teacher had some Japanese students come to...
  14. imported_the_laughing_man

    Would a 1 minute man satisfy a Japanese woman?

    Sex isn't just about penetration and lasting a minute, if you have problems satisfying a girl then make the foreplay last that much longer, get used to licking and rubbing more, make her feel really special and make a real effort and it will pay off. Some people last a minute some last ten...
  15. imported_the_laughing_man

    Were you ever in a Porno?

    Besides making my own with my wife and a friend that joins in now and then. Not really done anything professional. Seen a live show in Majorca though and they were inviting people up to slap on a condom and fuck some of the models. At this point my wife and I left. We seriously had no idea...
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    Things that piss you off.

    In Japan not much annoys me, sometimes being ignored cause they think I dont speak Japanese can piss me off. In the UK there was a whole damn list of things that annoyed me!
  17. imported_the_laughing_man

    Worst Japanese Experiences

    My only bad experience was when I was in a bar (The Hub) with my wife and sister-in-law this weird man kept hassling my sister for her phone number and to buy her a drink when she really wasn't interested. She had broken up with her boyfriend recently and just wanted to get out for drinks and...
  18. imported_the_laughing_man

    Do white guys really have an advantage?

    In my opinion it depends on where you go. Roppongi should have no problems as if girls go out there chances are they prefer white guys. If I'm out in Ueno or Kashiwa (My usual hangouts) girls have come to chat with me as I am a regular face. Never tried pulling one though as I'm married lol...
  19. imported_the_laughing_man

    What is the average pay that a Japanese brings home a week...?

    I normally take home JPY 412,000 a month and my wife JPY 305,000. That's working between 35 and 42 hours. But it depends on your job in all honesty.
  20. imported_the_laughing_man

    What games are you playing?

    I thought about it but at the end of the day it's only a week and I have some stuff to do around the house and I have a car to build so might do some of that. I wish my wife was off as well!!
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    Ideas to humiliate/degrade/have fun with my “pet”

    I feel sorry for her but hey ho if shes up for it then good luck to ya!
  22. imported_the_laughing_man

    Your best website

    www.spankwire.com www.slutload.com www.pornhub.com www.redtube.com
  23. imported_the_laughing_man

    No hands masturbation

    ....way too much time on your hands, get a girlfriend!! lol
  24. imported_the_laughing_man

    serious what is this equipment?

    It's just a vibrator and the woman squirts a lot, some women do and some don't.
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    G-Spot stimulation

    Insert finger palm up about 3-5cm in and rub upwards, you'll feel a small fleshy lump different from any other part, carfull though women can quirt a lot from it!
  26. imported_the_laughing_man

    More people involve in an orgy

    I have done a MMF and FFM threesome, the MMF involved double penetration and was almost like you see it in porn films, was pretty good, but the idea of putting my penis where another mans has just been was a bit of a turn off. The FFM was great, as one was my ex that I still fooled around...
  27. imported_the_laughing_man

    Which country are you from?

    I am from south UK and living in Japan now permanently.
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    What Car Do You Drive?

    In the UK I had a couple cars over the time. Ford Mondeo - 1 year Volvo S40 - 2 years Ford Mustang GT - 3 years In Japan I have a Prius but I have an old GTO 1996 that I bought with no engine and missing most parts as a weekend project to rebuild it.
  29. imported_the_laughing_man

    Newish

    Hi everyone, not really new to the site been here a while just started using the boards and thought I'd say hi. I'm 26 from the UK and living in Japan with my wife of 6 years and for once not working as an English teacher. I actually build and repair computers, mostly dealing with high-spec...
  30. imported_the_laughing_man

    What games are you playing?

    I was playing Bad Company 2 and loving the online til the laser unit went on my console and it's gonna take 10 days to get it repaired. I also played the demo of Just Cause 2 and loved it so I bought it the day my console died. I can't play them for the next 10 days until it's fixed and back...
  31. imported_the_laughing_man

    Normally how do you...

    It all depends on the woman, I have been with a handfull of women and they were all different so I'll break it down. One of them we only needed to passionately kiss and she started to get wet, others through clitoral stimulation (rubbing, sucking or licking) all the way to having to lick her...
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    Can we men, and is it healthy for us to keep going after Ejaculation?

    I can have sex all day and not have problems losing my erection. I have a high libido so when I am horny it doesnt go soft unless I stop. But even after sex I carry on, sometimes continuing until I have cum 2 or 3 times inside her. Also have had sex anything up to 15 times a day on a regular...
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    Wanna try double penetration into the woman

    I did it a fair few years ago. I was watching a lot of porn then and kept seeing it and wanted to try it. I wanted to be the guy doing anal. To cut a long story short I started seeing a Polish girl on and off for a few months and we had regular sex. One day she told me she had a boyfriend...
  34. imported_the_laughing_man

    period sex

    Better to put a towell down, that's what my wife and I do.
  35. imported_the_laughing_man

    Problem with Penis...

    I'd honestly say go see a doctor if it causes pain.
  36. imported_the_laughing_man

    cut/uncut

    I am cut and was about a year ago and I can honestly say sex is much better since as I have more feeling and my partner prefers is cut too as it has a smoother feel inside her.
  37. imported_the_laughing_man

    Picking up girls ;)

    I found that Japanese girls love English guys. When I was there last December I stayed in Kashiwa and pulled a few girls in The Hub and other bars and clubs, Roppongi is great as some of the girls are there just for that. Speaking some Japanese is a must thought or you can have total...
  38. imported_the_laughing_man

    Becoming A Japanese Citizen

    i have been married to my wife (Japanese) for 10 years and been living in Japan for 9 years. I got my citizenship last Autumn and I must admit after failing once before it is bloody hard to achieve but now I have so many options open to me it was so worth it!