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On what, Ritalin?

(psssst... it's meant as a joke with regards to the typical Japanese marriage .... )

Thanks for sharing, bud! Not a fan of that whole 'forced to look old' editing or the borders but still have a few nice ones in there. The one I quoted is by far my fave. When you post more in the future, might wanna do only 7-10 images per 'post' to help save loading times (and bandwidth) on...

I often go for business. Once in a while for personal reasons, pick up some HF134ca, bbs or meet a client for drinks.

By that description, someone lied about their nationality.

12 hours & 22 minutes from now will mark the 1-year anniversary of the Tohoku Earthquake/Tsunami. A year ago, many people's lives were lost, many more were ruined. Those of us who experienced it will remember it for as long as we will, we can only hope that those who were lost will not be...

Saw it lit up in a new fashion this evening - looked pretty cool. It was only lit up in 'segments' though which made kind of a weird HDR-photo style look to it. Actually... OK nevermind. Looked out the window and only the airline-traffic lights are blinking. I'll have to take a few more...

By far the little 'bump' on a slender woman's belly is what does it for me (other than a big set of boobs). Just enough 'padding' for her womb is what I find to be VERY attractive. Example: NOT THIS....

You're right. Now help support me and buy one ... or several dozen.

Have you ever wanted a sex-toy that felt anatomically correct? Have you ever dreamed about poking right through into the womb of your girlfriend? Well now you can experience it in the comfort of your own bedroom! Introducing the most amazing male sex-toy sleeve you can find! Shipped direct...

For the adult video stars and soft-core gravure idols there is a very comprehensive list at M's shop in Akihabara as well as in AV Factory, Akihabara. Consider checking those out. I haven't seen those two posted online but who knows, you might be able to convince someone to head in there and...

Party's started. Get your ass over here!

Well I'll be in Shibuya tonight shooting the big Fashionista Kickoff party at Lounge Karasu. Come on out and say hi. https://www.facebook.com/events/112144268910265/

Actually, afterwards I had to clean myself off pretty well as I got oil all over my jeans, hands, camera and the guns we used. Fun fact: Oiling up a well endowed woman is never uninteresting.

We need to go for a beer. You know that, right?

Well this is from today's shoot for the 2013 airsoft calendar we are putting together. Does that count enough as NSFW? For those interested, we will be putting them on sale as soon as we finish shooting. However estimated price is going to be 2,000 yen per calendar with 70% of the proceeds...

Uhh.. Gotham? What? They are actually from a FujiFilm D600EXR that my lady bought me as a Christmas gift after I bought her a 16" vibrating anal-probe, a set of crotchless panties and 4 sessions at the laser-hair-removal clinic.

A friend back home wanted to see what our money looks like, so here it is. One Yen - roughly one cent Not 1 yen. The back of 100 yen coins Not 100 yen. 500 yen coin back That's all for now folks. I'm tired of copy/pasting URLs! I demand 5 pieces of feedback!

Oden from 7-11 Yea, I rock. I know it. This is what she likes singing. Milk Caramel Bread loaf Chocolate Bread Loaf! Royal Milk Tea ice-cream... looks like old vomit with carrots in it. :(

Yum, but they are served cold... damn you Japan!!!! New Years Day sunrise Pop quiz... what book am I reading? I thought it was a sweet custard... imagine my surprise when it was salty and sour.. YUCK What the hell kind of onigiri (rice ball) is that?!

New Years Eve Dinner - 2011 Very deep lyrics from AKB48 Uhh.. I think there's a few more than 48 What the fuck? At least it has holes to breath with... what the hell!? New Years Morning lunch

A vibrator the size of a honeydew I'm still not sure what the hell these even are Part of where I live & Work The most useless LED lights ever. They cost SO fucking much and put out next to NO lighting. SUCKS! Out in Ikebukuro

For local take-out food, the restaurant will deliver it to you in their own bow... all you do when you're done is leave it downstairs and the next morning, they come around to collect. Yea, try that in Canada... Ebi-Gratin (shrimp) yech. Oh look, a DIY STD!

This is why I have a hard time buying clothing. I'm built like a fucking V. Shoulders as wide as a canyon and no ass. Delicious, fucking marvelous. Bath Salts Happy Rice Spoon Fucking expensive for one box of K.D.... this is about $5.25CDN One box of jello powder - $3.50 Tastes...

It is at this point when I discover that 'Shaoxing Rice Wine' tastes like liquid anus. A little room for expansion...

Awesome & cheap curry in Asakusa Seriously, these people are all lined up to buy a take-out chicken for Christmas Eve from KFC. Think of that... KFC whole chicken... for Christmas dinner... FOR $70!!!!! Micro-Bike!

OK... PERHAPS it's time to clean up a bit. Our Christmas Tree in Tokyo. View from the studio. Christmas time is here... An evening walk through Asakusa This is the first time they turned on all the lights on the new Tokyo Sky Tree

I'm not tired, ever Sometimes in the morning Please serve me strong coffee (tsuyoi = strong, koohii = Coffee, ipai = lots) Get the frypan (furaipan) hot and sticky (wtf?) I'll do the rest, I'm tired and uploading photos.

Just got back from Akiba. lol

For those interested, we'll be shooting the images for an upcoming gravure DVD this evening at DIX Azabu Juban. Feel free to come out and party it up while dealing with several photographers capturing the action. Cheers from Tokyo. Event Link: https://www.facebook.com/events/224848024274487/...

Feel free to PM me if you're interested Major.

You open the slot where the battery goes, jam the raw film in there. Don't worry about turning off the lights, the film will still be good no-matter what. Then jam the battery in there ontop of it. If the latch breaks off, it just means that you aren't pushing hard enough.

Judging by his red reputation bar, probably a little shrimpy white guy living in backwoods Australia who will sew a porn-stars face onto an over-stuffed pillow. Or am I wrong? :D

No photos during stripping acts. Come and enjoy in person though.

We use these during the cooler (not cold) winter months here in Japan. These things charge through mini-USB in a matter of minutes and last for 4 hours. They DO get very very warm (not super hot though) so they are safe to keep next to plastic. I figured since there's still a lot of you who...

It is a known fact that she does it. If you would like more proof, please come and visit the club located across from WINS Asakusa, next to Taito Theater. Oh, and don't forget to bring 6 bills.

During a majority of her evenings, she is now dancing (stripping) in a club here in Asakusa.

I think that was meant to be in English but I can't quite tell... When I google pupu or pie, this is what I get... and

Yepper, she can't go into most onsens now, but doesn't really care with all the money she's raking in through the re-marketing of her old DVD's along with dancing in the clubs.

I wonder where we are now .... ? She does? Is that Mario's older brother? Real German pickles! (oh yea, now we're in Germany)

And here is what happens when you forget to re-adjust your white balance... fuck. LEGO NINJA! To the top one... OK, what is Pi to the 60th decimal? Is that like Finnish Roadkill?

3D Hologram - kinda cool

In Helsinki, Finland

The nice thing about cruises is that it's all you can eat, 24/7. That means, if you like cocktail shrimp, order them to your room at 3am. Like lobster thermadore? Sure, have them send a few to the pool. Interested in porterhouse steaks? Bring it on, I'll take two at dinner. Before...

Yes, that IS a utility-kilt Ooh... ruffles...

Meanwhile in the embalming center of the ship... So much for the Itano Duck-Face.... I am beyond awesome. I wonder if he's Swedish...

Safety Drill Well as long as it isn't sinkel fiss... The Cabin Always good to meet up with fellow Canadians (even though there were a few 'merikans mixed in there too)

i'm all too happy about this. "OK... so I'm on the ship... now where the hell are the naked dancing girls and liquor?" Giant underground ship? Some people I met Definitly Holland Damn this is a big boat.