So I've been talking to this super hot chick on skype for like three weeks and she's suggesting that we get married. I think it's like a totally cool idea, like, to the nines! She said she wants to come here and take my family name because it's cool and because she thinks I'm supa-fly and hot and likes all the pictures that I send her, even though I've only showed her phone-cam pics of my cock and not my face. So I'm wondering what you all think. I think it's a good idea, but she'll have to get used to living with me and my mom and dad and brother and sister here cuz I still live at home, but I don't think she'll care because she said she loves me and said I'm her soul mate. I think she's right too.
Like I said, we've been talking on Skype like soooo much and she has such a sexy voice, although it's a little gruff, kind of like how I sound when I pretend to be a woman, but it's ok. I work at the local grocery store as a bag clerk and stock boy, so I'll totally be able to spend lots of time with her and shower her in lavish gifts like expired cheese, damaged cans of tuna and even the odd bunch of bananas that are over-ripe. This is only a small amount of what I can provide for her too. She's my love and I know we were meant for eachother. What do you think? I think it's great but she will be my first ever girlfriend I've ever had but it's ok, I played the dating sims and am an expert in X-Change 3, so I know what girls like, such as being r***ing on public transit buses so I'll do that in the middle of the airport to show how much I love her. I've played tons of D&D so my charisma is +6 on my female elf, but I'm sure that just means it's +12 to me so I'll totally sweep her off her feet.
I'll post more later on, I think she's going to come online and we've got to cyber again. I hope she likes to cyber in real life too cuz thatd be sweet. Oh yea, heres the picture she always uses in Skype, and it's totally her cuz she wouldn't like to me, after all, she said she wants to marry me!
Like I said, we've been talking on Skype like soooo much and she has such a sexy voice, although it's a little gruff, kind of like how I sound when I pretend to be a woman, but it's ok. I work at the local grocery store as a bag clerk and stock boy, so I'll totally be able to spend lots of time with her and shower her in lavish gifts like expired cheese, damaged cans of tuna and even the odd bunch of bananas that are over-ripe. This is only a small amount of what I can provide for her too. She's my love and I know we were meant for eachother. What do you think? I think it's great but she will be my first ever girlfriend I've ever had but it's ok, I played the dating sims and am an expert in X-Change 3, so I know what girls like, such as being r***ing on public transit buses so I'll do that in the middle of the airport to show how much I love her. I've played tons of D&D so my charisma is +6 on my female elf, but I'm sure that just means it's +12 to me so I'll totally sweep her off her feet.
I'll post more later on, I think she's going to come online and we've got to cyber again. I hope she likes to cyber in real life too cuz thatd be sweet. Oh yea, heres the picture she always uses in Skype, and it's totally her cuz she wouldn't like to me, after all, she said she wants to marry me!
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