Awwwww, FCUK! I should have replied last night before ScarletSnow had the chance to make the Hepburn comment. I love Audrey, and I did not need to see this thread before starting work today. Now my whole day is fcuking ruined, thanks a lot, man.
That was just... wrong. Fcuking wrong. I mean, that whole description was bad enough, and then to throw in the Kingpin reference?
How dare you.
How am I supposed to fap to her now? Even if I pretend the stretch marks were from my kid(s), it still wouldn't work. Damn damn damn damn. Why do I visit this forum, anyways? Dammit.
Yeah, thanks a lot. Ruined my whole week.
My. Whole. Week.
Ruined.