Don’t Let Your Family Find Your Porn Stash After You Die, Let “Keepers” Do It For You

prophetomega

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Apr 17, 2012
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Don’t Let Your Family Find Your Porn Stash After You Die, Let “Keepers” Do It For You!

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Take a look around your room right now. If you were to drop dead this instant would you be okay with having family members go through all of your stuff?

A lot of people have skeletons in their closet or on their hard drives that may be best left hidden even after death. It’s bad enough to have your friends and family mourn your passing but do they need the stress of learning you were into Japanese mud porn too?

So for the terminally ill, elderly, people wanting to maintain their double lives in perpetuity, and people living under constant fear of death, making arrangements with an experienced and independent 3rd party to come in and clean your space might be the way to go.


Making arrangements before departing this mortal coil has become something of a fad in Japan, especially since the release of the critically acclaimed documentary Ending Note (English title: Death of a Japanese Salesman) in 2011.

An ending note is an informal type of last will and testament but not legally binding. Their purpose is for people whose end is near to easily make the necessary preparations so that their family doesn’t have to deal with needless burdens.

Major stationery companies like Kokuyo even produce ending note kits to help facilitate the process.

Keepers is a private company run by Taichi Yoshida which started Japan’s first “Deceased Belongings Clean-Up Service” in 2000. In an interview with News Post Seven he tells some cautionary tales of his experiences with post-mortem secrets revealed.

“A lot of cosmetics and women’s underwear seems to come out of the rooms of estranged fathers.”

He also tells of men with mistresses and illegitimate children who were only discovered after death. As heavy as those cases are, even something not so serious but very unbecoming of your public persona might be best left hidden.

“There was a former elementary school teacher who was found to have over 1,000 adult videos in his home. His family was speechless.”

Unless you’re Larry Flint, no one wants to be remembered that way. So you could throw out your sexy lady chop sticks and Christmas masturbation devices right now.

Or you could whip up an ending note to have some professionals who’ve seen it all come in and chuck them out when you’re truly done with them.


Source: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/01/...tash-after-you-die-let-keepers-do-it-for-you/
 

Belion

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Nov 20, 2009
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Come to think of it its not a bad idea but im willing to burn all of my collection before i die but yet again i dont know when death will struck me so this will be my second choice but its weird at the same time
 

Rise

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Nov 11, 2012
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Porn is a part of life, just like sex is. I'm not ashamed. However I might have to do something about my donkey midget extraterrestrial porn.
 

SecretPal

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Apr 2, 2009
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Rei after death?

i will write a will to bring all of them with me in coffin lol:pandalaugh:

I will have a solar panel over my grave generating power to continuously loop my favorite videos while my eyes are pinned open & my hand in my pants.

More seriously, I had a friend who got cancer and wanted me to remove his porn so his kids wouldn't find it after death. I'm still reviewing the stuff. This sounds like a great business to be in.
 
Apr 11, 2007
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First of all: Thanks for this hilarious post! :notagain:

I can understand the removal of physical stuff, but as for data, just encrypt it accordingly and no one will ever get worked up about it. Come to think of it, I wonder how my family would react if they found out about my JI collection.
:exhausted:
 

Near

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May 6, 2007
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First of all: Thanks for this hilarious post! :notagain:

I can understand the removal of physical stuff, but as for data, just encrypt it accordingly and no one will ever get worked up about it. Come to think of it, I wonder how my family would react if they found out about my JI collection.
:exhausted:

JI collection this right here people
although mine only consists of about 3 videos, but hey more than 0 is too much for most people.

I'm more worried about my newhalf, hentai, and bukkake collection. I can't even imagine my family's and friend's faces if they discovered that I have over 500 gb of this crap
:scared:

Do they operate outside of Japan?
 

kraidazen

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Feb 12, 2009
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fortunately, i have a friend that is set to remove my porn if something should happen to me :pandalaugh:
 

Maple Harp

幼児愛
May 24, 2009
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What's this!? ... "Secret Junior Acrobat" ????

I never knew he liked gynma...stic---....ohh my god....
 

kunoichi

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Mar 26, 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by megatroll View Post
encrypt it accordingly



TrueCrypt. http://www.truecrypt.org/

Don't forget to configure the truecrypt to automatically dismount containers.
Might be a good idea to dismount containers on screensaver, set screensaver to display logon screen and then set screen saver to enable after 24 hours (1440mins).

Also a good idea to encrypt your pagingfile, this command should work on vista,win7 (and possibly 8)?:
fsutil behavior set encryptpagingfile 1


And for the ones extremely paranoid about tracks, you can encrypt the entire boot/system partition with
truecrypt or better use a VM (Virtual Machine) (Virtual Box is recommended) + vpn for all your browsing and viewing,
putting the VM-diskimage on an encrypted truecrypt container of course.
 

camlost245

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Mar 1, 2009
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Just put your porn in a folder labeled "porn." When you die your family can choose to delete it without searching deeper and being "horrified". Everyone masturbates, teach your kids to have a healthy view about sexuality and don't married a prude. Honestly, watching porn shouldn't be like living a double life.

I plan to pass on my porn collection to my first born son. Why else would I be going through all this work of saving and categorizing terabytes of material.
 

prophetomega

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Apr 17, 2012
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Just put your porn in a folder labeled "porn." When you die your family can choose to delete it without searching deeper and being "horrified". Everyone masturbates, teach your kids to have a healthy view about sexuality and don't married a prude. Honestly, watching porn shouldn't be like living a double life.

I plan to pass on my porn collection to my first born son. Why else would I be going through all this work of saving and categorizing terabytes of material.

I wish I die right now and get reborn and become your son. :piripi:
 

chrisfallout

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Jul 8, 2008
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you also have this. do not let your family find your porn stash or items you do not want your family to find. if you get in huge wreck, or injure on job or have medical issue cause you to be laid up in hospital or house. where family member has to come home to pick up your clothes or other item you need. or have to have come over take care of you while you laid up in house. where they have to do cleaning around house keep it up.
 

sapientiam

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Jan 1, 2010
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I would simply write a will that I want my PC and all the drives buried with me :pandalaugh::pandalaugh: now that's what I call taking my secrets to the grave
 

DOHC76

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Feb 11, 2011
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Wasn't there an old Skit with Adam Carolla that had something like this. Where a quick response team would mobilize when you die and clean out your apartment of porn and replace it with a bible and stuff before your parents arrived? I can't find that video, but it was hilarious.