Gripe of the month

[Taako]

Let's face it, how ludicrous is it when the wife is being boffed by the nephew, son or co-worker in bed right next to hubby, and he doesn't wake up with the mattress bouncing like crazy! More than a little hard to believe

One of THE worse things from Jav that never made sense. Story wise or plot wise.
Never understood why this was considered a regular scene of Jav, back in the day.
It's not sexy. And it made no sense.

Why would the horny son, best friend, bully, boss, coworker, etc be so brave to risk such
an ill-fated move?

No drugs, excessive drinking(rarely) to make the husband or boyfriend unconscious...
just the perv getting into a small bed and shaking it like an earthquake.

And the husband, dad, boyfriend etc doesn't wake up? Omg

To think directors were including it on a regular basis back in the day. Weird.

 

[noirzmonster]

The label/studio Dahlia having the best looking girls in the industry and using them in the most boring/vanilla scenes

 

[Taako]

I dislike most of the movies where people are fucking weith somebody nearby but not noticing, because they're making dinner or reading the newspaper or something.

You'd have to be really blind and deaf to not notice it, so unrealistic.

Indeed. I am glad those scenes are few as there were way more in the early 2009-20017 imo

It's funny because at first I did not mind them. I assume the cheating would be caught but...
it became apparent the directors was never going to allow it.
So repeatedly, film after film, it became monotonous.
It's like "huh?" The 2 people are right there having sex and you don't notice?
It's so lazy.

 

[Taako]

The label/studio Dahlia having the best looking girls in the industry and using them in the most boring/vanilla scenes

Any examples you can give us?

 

[ToastFrench]

Another gripe I have.
I call it the "wet hand scene"
Really it's such a weird, annoying scene that goes on too long.

Basically the guy is 'fingering' the actress. Only it looks like he's using all his fingers...

So the guy is moving his fingers at Mach 2... so he can "masturbate" or "finger" the girl and....

This scene to me is so cringe...not sexy...not hot... maybe painful to the woman after a certain time...

The girl is squirting while he does it so... it's a messy scene.
Perhaps if he slow it down, it could be erotic.
But its such a fake orgasm scene and ruins the moment for me and it always a long scene.
I simply pass through that scene.

That is a really weird, overly aggressive scene that isn't particularly erotic to me. The guy seems to be doing chores, lol, not foreplay.
I'm guessing its like the 'male nipple teasing' fetish of that one director? Some director thought it was hot, so others copied it.

 

[Taako]

That is a really weird, overly aggressive scene that isn't particularly erotic to me. The guy seems to be doing chores, lol, not foreplay.

hahaha no matter the guys, they all do it the same way. It's odd.

I'm guessing its like the 'male nipple teasing' fetish of that one director? Some director thought it was hot, so others copied it.

Yup, the male nipple teasing is so cringe. I always pass it quickly.

 

[gf25]

Male nipple play can sometimes be erotic if the girl decides to do it on her own. You see it sometimes in western porn when the girl is feeling a bit frisky.

In JAV it's pretty forced and therefore usually awkward.

 

[gf25]

Here's the trailer for JULIA's newest upcoming release in May:

https://javtrailers.com/video/waaa00372

As if the mosaic in JAV isn't bad enough already, this has her covering up most of her face and mouth with fabric.

In general, her content has been extremely disappointing for a while now, perhaps several years.

Completely mailing it in to collect a paycheck (not that I blame her, just wish the directors/producers would try harder).

 

[kessari]

With regards to those oblivious sex acts scenes , I have to mention one of my fav movie in the bygone golden taboo age of Italian sexploitation, "Malicia" by the only Laura Antonelli. I mentioned it before and still one of my best scenes. The panties pilfering scene.
Before the japanese thought of the dinner table scene and shota , the Italians were already way ahead!!

Of coz from her uneasy smile, you know something is happening. And somehow her expressions made it more golden. Something japanese porn actresses will find it hard to replicate.

That's right under the table a battle is brewing over the prize.


Finally from her expression , she decided to give up her "prize"


Pretending to drop something for the real prize? Once again the italians are way ahead.

And how about touching her in front of all family members


Finally she gave up resisting and throw the blanket over her legs and let him get free go in a family tv session



This is fairly tame comparing to japanese porn and tbh i always fantasize what "it could be" . But like you guys said , somehow i know if this go too beyond , it might actually ruin the movie. But still I can't help but wonder , if italian sexploitation movies culture had continued to progress , "what could it have become?" in a alternate reality.

 

[asianbooblover]

kessari- thanks, nice example.. I remember this film with the beautiful Laura Antonelli..what boy hasn't fantasized about having taboo sex with a mature woman, especially right under the noses of the other adults?​

 

[Taako]

Here's the trailer for JULIA's newest upcoming release in May:

https://javtrailers.com/video/waaa00372

As if the mosaic in JAV isn't bad enough already, this has her covering up most of her face and mouth with fabric.

In general, her content has been extremely disappointing for a while now, perhaps several years.

Completely mailing it in to collect a paycheck (not that I blame her, just wish the directors/producers would try harder).

Classic Julie, and what I mean,
she is always doing videos where it shows how much she hates blowing
and hate even cremepies(fakes too) lol

I think she's lovely but there's no dispute she's been mailing it in for the last several years
and longer.


Also in the trailer I notice this. Is this implants? I never see boobs do this.
But I'm too busy with boobs to notice

 

[asianbooblover]

I must admit, despite the great body and boobs, never been a fan of hers. There never seems to be any fire or passion in her movies...just my opinion, but what the heck do I know?

 

[Godhand13]

I must admit, despite the great body and boobs, never been a fan of hers. There never seems to be any fire or passion in her movies...just my opinion, but what the heck do I know?

Im no jav expert but i think nailed it. Never felt anything from her, i mean maybe it’s cause i dont
Understand Japanese or because i don’t watch porn for acting or script and never cared to judge. she is hot when she aint super skinny she has times when you can see her ribs and its not bad like its nothing worrying idt but outside loli actresses i always like my girls with a bit of meat.

 

[gf25]

Classic Julie, and what I mean,
she is always doing videos where it shows how much she hates blowing
and hate even cremepies(fakes too) lol

I think she's lovely but there's no dispute she's been mailing it in for the last several years
and longer.


Also in the trailer I notice this. Is this implants? I never see boobs do this.
But I'm too busy with boobs to notice
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No, not implants.

That's just the sagging skin of an older lady. Unfortunately even tits as perfect as hers are susceptible to time.

If that same shot was from 10 years ago her boobs would just bounce but now the skin is a bit looser and droopier so you get that effect if you pause at the right time as you have there.

 

[gf25]

I must admit, despite the great body and boobs, never been a fan of hers. There never seems to be any fire or passion in her movies...just my opinion, but what the heck do I know?

Im no jav expert but i think nailed it. Never felt anything from her, i mean maybe it’s cause i dont
Understand Japanese or because i don’t watch porn for acting or script and never cared to judge. she is hot when she aint super skinny she has times when you can see

There is no doubt that her fame comes from mostly from her body and little from her performance.

Her tits and body (at least torso) were about as perfect as you can get, in her prime a hentai artist couldn't draw it any better.

But yes unfortunately it was rare to see any passion in her scenes.

However again I don't blame anyone for making big money if someone is offering it to them for, I wouldn't say no either!

 

[Zhonda]

A gripe with some partial resolution. I really like the face of Mino Suzume. I have to tolerate the bolt on’s but the face and hair are great. But essentially all her titles are femdomish, like she’s buddies with Nao Masaki (separate gripe). But found a recent title where she’s not in the driver’s seat. Trailer ends with some nice cum on clothes to boot.
DLDSS-265

 

[kessari]

No, not implants.

That's just the sagging skin of an older lady. Unfortunately even tits as perfect as hers are susceptible to time.

If that same shot was from 10 years ago her boobs would just bounce but now the skin is a bit looser and droopier so you get that effect if you pause at the right time as you have there.

When Yuna Shiina return in Madonna AV , I realise she got this strange stretch marks on her previously perfect boobs too. Time give no mercy esp to those natural boobs. I would still jump on them anytime , but compare to before you really can see the diff.

 

[kessari]

A gripe with some partial resolution. I really like the face of Mino Suzume. I have to tolerate the bolt one but the face and hair are great. But essentially all her titles are femdomish, like she’s buddies with Nao Masaki (separate gripe). But found a recent title where she’s not in the driver’s seat. Trailer ends with some nice cum on clothes to boot.
DLDSS-265

There is something about Mino Suzume face that rub me off at all the "right places" as a mature lady . She is one of my fav actress like , just on credit on actress alone. I think her boobs are enhanced? But they really do look good.

But you right on her works , thats where all the rubbing on the right places stop , I don't really feel much for her works. Izzit because she got only slightly better acting skill than Mio Kimijima. They just don't hit the right spot.
But what a coincidence , I really like dldss-265 too. Chikan genre segment now get too monotonous and "flat"
I always like minor depraved additions to the story like asking for help from other fellow passengers from the chikan

And the shock and betrayal when she realise he is in it too. Lets be honest here , I think i will join in too if I am that guy. But from then onwards its the normal stuff.



A funny nitpick scene ,well show the "goods" to the guy who previously follow and do her in the toilet. Whats the worst that could happen? And seriously she really don't recognize him sitting across in an empty carriage?



Of coz , suddenly all his companions appeared in an empty carriage and block her off when she tries to escape. I like little nuances like this to make things more "spicy". Chikan genre now just do the "doe in headlights" thing when they got chikaned.

And now I got a gripe of my own. Why does majority chikan movies have an obligatory toilet sex scene?? I really not into screwing someone on a toilet bowl.I know its a "private" place. And sometime they got even cardboard prepared on the toilet floor when the action go to the floor. Kinda ruin the immersion but I understand coz well its IS the toilet floor. But I rather they keep it in the carriage. One of the premise of chikan is the helplessness in a carriageful of ppl.
And yep i really like the cum on clothes ending , usually i would just expect the boring common chikan movie ending scene of cum covered her lying on the chair while the camera pan away.
This ending show our heroine is brave and has faith in even sleeping in public transport no matter what happened to her. Respect.
DLDSS 265 is a good movie!!

 

[Taako]

But essentially all her titles are femdomish, like she’s buddies with Nao Masaki (separate gripe). But found a recent title where she’s not in the driver’s seat. Trailer ends with some nice cum on clothes to boot.
DLDSS-265

I do have to know what's your gripe with Nao Masaki? Sounds interesting.
I don't watch either of these pornstars but I heard of Mino Suzume more

 

[Taako]

And now I got a gripe of my own. Why does majority chikan movies have an obligatory toilet sex scene?? I really not into screwing someone on a toilet bowl.I know its a "private" place. And sometime they got even cardboard prepared on the toilet floor when the action go to the floor. Kinda ruin the immersion but I understand coz well its IS the toilet floor. But I rather they keep it in the carriage. One of the premise of chikan is the helplessness in a carriageful of ppl.

Good question. I always used to wonder that as well. Seems odd.
It totally takes me out of it. And you lead me to another gripe