Gripe of the month

[periph]

I have lots but only once a month? Well whatever i guess i can post on how i despise fat guys in jav like who is this for? Why? People like to point out the humiliation factor but i just don't get it like actors like daisuke stomach just gets in the way alot of the time i also just don't like his face

My theory is that there are two ways the viewer's mental process works when watching porn.

1) Aspirational - when there is a handsome/fit/big cock male actor, then the viewer mentally inserts himself into the scene as the actor, so it makes him feel good because he is now more handsome/fit/bigger cock than he may be in reality.

2) Relatable - when there is a fat/ugly/ordinary/small cock guy in the video, then the viewer can better relate to the scene and insert himself because a guy "just like me" (or "worse than me") can fuck a beautiful girl so works with the fantasy aspect. Or, viewer might feel like "girls like getting fucked by such a small cock, then my cock would be ok too."

This explains the two general types of actors we can see in JAV.

 

[kessari]

A gripe for the month, a gripe with porn in general...? Male moaning, especially in POV. Trailers do a great job of cutting out those parts of a movie, making one believe it's going to be completely immersive. I'll download with glee, anticipating the amazing experience - just to realise that the guy is moaning nonstop in a genre that is meant to remove the presence of the male actor.

A movie that comes to mind immediately is SSIS-310 with Jun Kasui - was going to be my first video starring her. Still rather peeved. How do other guys use that as material? Isn't it too distracting? It irks me to no end, haha.

A series that comes to mind is Idea Pocket's nurse blow pov series, featuring Momonogi Kana, Karen Kaede, Ema Futaba, Airi Kijima, Iyona Fujii, and Tsumugi Akari. The guys moan often, moaning before and during ejaculation - why?? Is it so hard to be silent and let the performers work their magic? My favourites from that series were from Ema Futaba and Tsumugi Akari - ruined by excessive male moaning.

Won't ramble on. Soon transitioning over to VR where these issues do not exist as the males are completely silent - not even as much as a peep or breath from what I have heard so far. 2D POV has left me jaded.

Mmmm... I got really mixed feelings about this. On one hand , I am also here to see AV actresses more , but on the other hand , actors contribute to the AV esp with plot and theme.
My beef with current actors every thing is too fake , even moaning. With the introduction of fake banana shake cum , no one actually orgasm and cum. You have issue with excessive moaning during sex , and I have a weird disassociation esp in cp scene whenever I hear the actor say "I am coming" ,screen cut , load up the banana shake , continue screen, give a short moan/groan that sound like someone choked or vomit , then pull out immediately after 1-2 sec , and tonnes of banana shake cum flow out. Seriously man , thats not how the dick works. .

I got censored mosiac , I can't see shitz , now even the cp is so fake I can't even relate and I immediately comes back to reality.
Comparing to the early 2000s when actors are doing "live firing" , its really a far cry from now.

This is one of the younger gen actor , which I called him a T-1000 in AV. Seriously except from making "evil faces" , he is practically emotionless when having sex. I kinda disappointed when I see him in the earlier days of his career , he appear , plough the gals , cum expressionlessly, pull out in 1-2 sec, but tonnes of "cum" come out. When a guy cum like that , and have zero expression , I call him a T-1000.
Now he much better , at least he give off that funny vomit choke grunt when he cum. But he might be right up for ppl who doesn't want too much actor involvement.

But I do believe excessive quirks are also studio specialty not just actor. Like in nagae , their AVs have a strange fascination with actors super loud slurping and sucking of the actresses bodies and its REALLY excessive, more like obsession. Its really kinda turn off for me even though i like nagae production. But maybe its for someone else like this quirk
But I must admit. Its really sound like they are eating and finishing a neverending bowl of ramen.

 

[dungeondragon]

Mmmm... I got really mixed feelings about this. On one hand , I am also here to see AV actresses more , but on the other hand , actors contribute to the AV esp with plot and theme.
My beef with current actors every thing is too fake , even moaning. With the introduction of fake banana shake cum , no one actually orgasm and cum. You have issue with excessive moaning during sex , and I have a weird disassociation esp in cp scene whenever I hear the actor say "I am coming" ,screen cut , load up the banana shake , continue screen, give a short moan/groan that sound like someone choked or vomit , then pull out immediately after 1-2 sec , and tonnes of banana shake cum flow out. Seriously man , thats not how the dick works. .

Very interesting, haha. Not one that cares for the ejaculation scenes - though I do understand its role in tying a film together. The climax, no pun intended. I purposely avoid those scenes in porn. This does seem to be a hot topic though, having seen many online express their frustrations at the yoghurt cum that is used.

This is one of the younger gen actor , which I called him a T-1000 in AV. Seriously except from making "evil faces" , he is practically emotionless when having sex. I kinda disappointed when I see him in the earlier days of his career , he appear , plough the gals , cum expressionlessly, pull out in 1-2 sec, but tonnes of "cum" come out. When a guy cum like that , and have zero expression , I call him a T-1000.
Now he much better , at least he give off that funny vomit choke grunt when he cum. But he might be right up for ppl who doesn't want too much actor involvement.

I refer to him as "Legs" as his are very thick, often dwarfing the body of the female performer. Grown tired of his performances, though his hard piston-style approach to fucking is admirable. Would probably like him more if his body was a little slimmer and didn't take away from the body of the woman - though, again, the contrast may turn people on. T-1000 - there are a couple other actors that would fit that title.

But I do believe excessive quirks are also studio specialty not just actor. Like in nagae , their AVs have a strange fascination with actors super loud slurping and sucking of the actresses bodies and its REALLY excessive, more like obsession. Its really kinda turn off for me even though i like nagae production. But maybe its for someone else like this quirk
But I must admit. Its really sound like they are eating and finishing a neverending bowl of ramen.

I don't believe I've sampled a video from that studio, so I'll leave it up to my imagination. Anything to do with focus on the actor is a big no-no for me. I do appreciate studio quirks though.

 

[Taako]

Mmmm... I got really mixed feelings about this. On one hand , I am also here to see AV actresses more , but on the other hand , actors contribute to the AV esp with plot and theme.
My beef with current actors every thing is too fake , even moaning. With the introduction of fake banana shake cum , no one actually orgasm and cum. You have issue with excessive moaning during sex , and I have a weird disassociation esp in cp scene whenever I hear the actor say "I am coming" ,screen cut , load up the banana shake , continue screen, give a short moan/groan that sound like someone choked or vomit , then pull out immediately after 1-2 sec , and tonnes of banana shake cum flow out. Seriously man , thats not how the dick works. .

Banana shake cum?
I seriously just kinda fast fwd those scenes. Boring, boring, boring.

But I do believe excessive quirks are also studio specialty not just actor. Like in nagae , their AVs have a strange fascination with actors super loud slurping and sucking of the actresses bodies and its REALLY excessive, more like obsession. Its really kinda turn off for me even though i like nagae production. But maybe its for someone else like this quirk
But I must admit. Its really sound like they are eating and finishing a neverending bowl of ramen.

It has to be studios because as bad as the men sound, some of the women sound bad too.
Its beyond annoying.
And yes its sounds like a never-ending bowl of ramen

 

[Godhand13]

Banana shake cum?
I seriously just kinda fast fwd those scenes. Boring, boring, boring.

It has to be studios because as bad as the men sound, some of the women sound bad too.
Its beyond annoying.
And yes its sounds like a never-ending bowl of ramen

I think i get where he is coming from(ha) the moneyshot is huge for porn imagine your watching your favorite action movie it has great action and choreography in a scene as things are reaching there boiling point the Movie just cuts to next scene robing the scene of its big moment (think terminator but no final showdown) the climax the moneyshot is kinda like the ko blow in a fight when it happens you know its done there is a sense of satisfaction from a definitive ending the money shot is the realest the sex gets imo you cant fake that well you can but you get me right? Some say its a deep psychological tie to the viewer imaging themselves in the actor role which i can relate to a bit having an orgasm is one the most pleasant feelings for humans so seeing another experience one albeit in jav setting (at least having female participation) and correlating with seeing ones self in the actor role thats not even taking into consideration if you like the act of the ejactulating or simply like seeing a womans face body etc covered or swallowed Bukkake or gokkun but in short the moneyshot is integral to scene even though jav doesn’t quite put as much emphasis on like in the west unless its scripted to

 

[Taako]

Another gripe. Not sure how other feels but this burns me to the core

As a gripe of mines, I hate some JAV. Because they add more people than necessary that kills the mood.

Nothing irritates me more in JAV when MORE actors are added to a movie, that seem better with just two.

Hate that stuff. It kills the JAV for me.

For example, bullies JAV.
Scene 1, Loser is beat up and pick on by bullies.
Scene 2, mom, sister, teacher, housewife, etc feels sorry for loser and they have sex.
Scene 3, continue more sex.
Scene 4, for some strange reason, the Loser invites bullies to share in his good fortune.

In what world would you invite your enemy to something that good?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Makes no sense.

And this happens alot in JAV, too many actors for one plot movie. A son have s** with his mom and he invites his friends?
Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?
That is something you don't tell people, dude.

It happens with fathers and step daughter or whatever.
Old man tells his friends. And suddenly you got a bunch of old guys in a movie where there was supposed to be one.
What the hell

Stop time JAV does it all the time.
Suddenly the time stopper has "friends".
Why?????

Let me say right now... if I'm having relationships with hot teachers, a housewives, OR I'm a time stopper...
AND I have all these women....
I'm NOT sharing. Sorry not sorry

 

[Taako]

This will be a short but an annoying "gripe".
C*mshots. Fake or not, if the guy can't come, by all means give him some yogurt to fake it.

Just finish trying to edit a scene for dialogue and not only did it go on too long. But the guy
couldn't go and the whole scene turned into something unpleasant and not erotic to watch.
The scene should had ended almost 10 mins ago.
10 mins in JAV seems like a long time when there is no dialogue and its the last scene

 

[Casshern2]

I always thought they cut to some other dick spurting out if they had to...

 

[Taako]

I always thought they cut to some other dick spurting out if they had to...

I wish they did. I felt for those actresses because they weren't in a comfortable position
After so many minutes it just started to sound like sandpaper
The director should had told the guy to forget it.

 

[BDrake]

1. Overall, I just hate when a woman is riding a man well, and when he cums she just...stops.
2. I hate when JAV put "cowgirl" in the title of videos, and they show her do it, but the finish is when the man is in control. It's misleading.

 

[headcrusher]

1. Overall, I just hate when a woman is riding a man well, and when he cums she just...stops.
2. I hate when JAV put "cowgirl" in the title of videos, and they show her do it, but the finish is when the man is in control. It's misleading.

This is something I really hate. Pretty much every male-female scene ends the same way. Kneeled missionary (or whatever is called this position) and cum in the face/fake creampie. I'd love other endings. Something that really turns me on is when in doggy he loses control and he "falls" on the girl while he cums. But obviously if the jizz is fake you can't ask those mediocre actors to perform something like that.

 

[headcrusher]

Something I really hate, and it's more related to japanese society/beauty standards is that in order to look cute (kawaii) girls have those stupid bangs that hide their beautiful face. Seriously I don't care if some girls have that hairstyle, but pretty much every actress between 18 and 25 wear it!

Examples:

Something I love about chinese and korean girls is that they search something beyond that stupid kawaii look.

 

[Taako]

Something I really hate, and it's more related to japanese society/beauty standards is that in order to look cute (kawaii) girls have those stupid bangs that hide their beautiful face. Seriously I don't care if some girls have that hairstyle, but pretty much every actress between 18 and 25 wear it!

Something I love about chinese and korean girls is that they search something beyond that stupid kawaii look.

I can understand parts of this gripe but Japanese women do have many types of hairstyle and styles in general.
It is known the Korean women tend to copy everyone fashion and are quick to go under the knife. That has been known for a long time.

I don't like when Japanese beauties that go too blonde or red but I do make an exception some
of my faves

 

[periph]

For example, bullies JAV.
Scene 1, Loser is beat up and pick on by bullies.
Scene 2, mom, sister, teacher, housewife, etc feels sorry for loser and they have sex.
Scene 3, continue more sex.
Scene 4, for some strange reason, the Loser invites bullies to share in his good fortune.

In what world would you invite your enemy to something that good?

I'm not saying the plot you describe doesn't exist, but usually the way I've seen it is that the mom/sister/teacher/friend/etc. intervenes to "save" the bullied guy but then the bullies fuck her and then bring the loser in to witness his love/hero get punished for intervening. Or, the loser gets lucky with the girl and the bullies notice their happiness and decide to force themselves on her to take away losers happiness.

I can't think of one I've seen where the loser invites the bullies to join in.

 

[Taako]

I'm not saying the plot you describe doesn't exist, but usually the way I've seen it is that the mom/sister/teacher/friend/etc. intervenes to "save" the bullied guy but then the bullies fuck her and then bring the loser in to witness his love/hero get punished for intervening. Or, the loser gets lucky with the girl and the bullies notice their happiness and decide to force themselves on her to take away losers happiness.

I can't think of one I've seen where the loser invites the bullies to join in.

Omg, where have you been. It has been part of JAV movies for years.

This one a SUPER one and a classic, Ure-014. Bullied nerd gets the ultimate revenge to bullies with their moms and then share his "gifts" with his bullies... their own moms!
This is seriously a fun, twisted movie that gets a little bent towards the end with something that looks like part of the SAW series, except no violence
But its still a good watch.

Also, then JUL-657.
It's pretty good because of the actress Isshiki Momoko. But I'm no fan of the "bullied kid" giving his tormentors gifts like this

Also, also this one STARS-375 with Iori Kogawa, somewhat bullied cousin, yes she's a mean drunk but nice otherwise, but it doesn't stop twisted cousin from having s*x with her... because she's a heavy sleeper. And then he decides to sell her for money. Again sharing his gifts.

DVDES-699 this one is a shota. Basically, he is bullied kid.
After the main bully mom scolds her son, the "bullied" kid turns into a snake and decides to get revenge on the main bully with his innocent mom.
He also decides to impregnates her and makes her his cum dumpster...
and yes, he also shares his "gift".

But to one of your point.
There is another movie with this same shota and in that one he does the same, except 2 things different.
1. He is the bully. And the mom and son.
2. the ending is even more twisted.

The ending??? Well, the mom is left sex crazed for sex.
pregnant... with BIG belly...
Getting f*** by her son in the closing scene.
Mom is teaching her son s*x... and the baby is her son..
Which is just twisted shit.

Yes all of this has been part of JAV for a long time.


There are so many more to list but this is taking me away from subbing now.

 

[Taako]

Gripe
if they could stop the actors, the males, from sounding like they are sucking on a fish to stimulate they are licking pussy. I would appreciate it.
Imagine having your headset on, you know its coming, but you don't know how LOUD it is?
Annoying as fuck. And quite painful too.

 

[kessari]

Gripe
if they could stop the actors, the males, from sounding like they are sucking on a fish to stimulate they are licking pussy. I would appreciate it.
Imagine having your headset on, you know its coming, but you don't know how LOUD it is?
Annoying as fuck. And quite painful too.

Sometimes I wonder izzit something to do with their culture. Like I seen a lot of Japanese variety and dining shows with celebrities eating ramen with loud sucking and finishing soup with noisy slurping. Maybe the satisfying(lewd) louder sounds means better appreciation? Haha yah but i also really have a problem with nagae studio AV guys super loud wet sucking as I mention before. I mean seriously man , its like they in a competition trying to suck a golden ball out of the pussy.

 

[Taako]

Sometimes I wonder izzit something to do with their culture. Like I seen a lot of Japanese variety and dining shows with celebrities eating ramen with loud sucking and finishing soup with noisy slurping.

From what I understand it's more a regional thing and not a cultural thing. Some Japanese view it as bad manners too. While some might see it as no big deal.

Maybe the satisfying(lewd) louder sounds means better appreciation? Haha yah but i also really have a problem with nagae studio AV guys super loud wet sucking as I mention before. I mean seriously man , its like they in a competition trying to suck a golden ball out of the pussy.

Golden ball indeed
Seem like the more inept a performer the more extreme he acts.

The more seasons performers aren't as loud to what I heard.
Usually i can ignore it but this was just painful.

 

[Taako]

@periph Just seen your grip about SSIS-816 on the other site, if that was indeed you
I will say so Yua Mikami and S1 fans don't get offended... no surprise.

 

[Taako]

This is towards some subbers... but NOT anyone here. So don't take offense please.

Please don't only sub NTR/cuck shit and then send me that cuck shit....

I understand you love NTR/cuck shit... but all your subs is NTR/cuck shit...

Same with shota shit. I understand you like shota shit... but all your subs is shota shit...

Both you guys seek therapy.
Thanks