Reviews~~~
seme・chichi: Vanilla release. Erect Touch. Wasn't expecting much to be honest. Terrible quality here, and not a big fan of the character designs (a bonnet, really?). Last scene is "good" for what it's worth, probably the only reason I'll keep this around on the hard drive. 2/5
Beat Blades Haruka 3: First scene would be better if it wasn't so weird. Always a fan of train action, but the weird invisible man thing doesn't do it for me. Strangely enough though, the Yuri action in this episode does actually do it for me. There's not much going on in the second scene, but it's hot. Then the next part is a three-way with two girls, as always, not my thing. Now, the last part of this episode though? I'm a fan. Good futa action, even if she does have some weird tentacle thing going on along with it. Again, pretty short though. All in all, not a bad episode, if not for the length of the good scenes. 3.5/5
yubisaki annainin shiru daku settai okawari sanbai me: Riiiiiight. Whatever that means. Anyways, this hentai is really weird. I don't understand the gooey liquid- at all. It's kind of gross, and obviously I have no idea what's going on in the story. Don't like any of the characters either. The last scene in the car is good though, cause I like car sex. That's about it. 2/5
Princess Lover! OVA: Alright, so the Princess Lover OVA is interesting if nothing else. It's a full blown hentai OVA for an ecchi series that was originally an eroge. This might have been done before, but not with a series I knew at least. So going into it, I know the story, I know the characters, I like Sylvie. Sounds good so far. Also there's a subbed version- even better. So... what's the problem? As expected, a little too much happy sex for my liking. However, upon repeat viewing I noticed that some of the action does get pretty hot and heavy. So... with all that said. I'll say this OVA was pretty good, met my expectations and all. But not something I'd fap to a whole lot. Hmm... 4/5
Hitoriga 4: Continuing a trend of disappointing sequels. I didn't think Hitoriga 4 was as good as previous episodes. I couldn't really tell you why. I think one of the things I found appealing about Hitoriga is that it has pretty unique and hot looking anal action. Not as much of that here. Also, sadly, this random girl's scene in the middle of the episode is probably the best part of the episode. Sure, there's some train action, and that's alright, but... Anyways. So the scene with the random girl. The whole thing is great. It has train action, the girl is acting like a complete slut. They get off the train and go into the bathroom to do it. And the main girl is watching. Pretty winning combination there. Aside from that though? Not much to write home about here. 3/5
anime shounen meidokuro kun ~ tenshi no uta: ... I liked it. The less said about it, the better. 4/5
shoujo senki souruita: Yes! Non-stop sex. Beastmen r*** at that! The first long, long scene is great. Even getting some group action in the later part of it. The next scene with the girl getting double teamed is even better. Wish I had more to say about something that's probably my pick of the month, but... it's pretty simple. 4.5/5
kan some 3 shuto houkai ~ kami nagi yuu ho hen: Uhg. This is the exact opposite of the last one. There's like... no sex in this episode. A few scenes, and they're all like a minute long. Way too much story that I don't understand or care about. Sure, it looks great, has nice character designs and what not, but I think it really fails as an h-anime. Plus I don't even... this is the first episode of the third part of the series? Huh? What? *confused* 1/5
ryoujoku famiresu choukyou menyu: Yes!...and no! Yes because this is pretty great. Seems like NTR, quality is good, the girl is smokin hot. Great action. So on and so fourth. No because it could have been AMAZING if the guys in the restaurant started having their way with her. It looks like it's going to happen, and I got really excited. Then sadness. Anyways, not too much else to say here. NTR seems to be my new "thing". Give me some sort of NTR gang r*** hentai and I'd be set. 4/5
Phew.