Search results

  1. Hans Kowalski

    Newhalf Thread

    What caused ziongite to just suddenly snap from one day to the next?
  2. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Honestly, Yuma Asami and Akiho Yoshizawa...and to a lesser extend Mihiro...were the only S1 girls that did anything for me. And two of those have long since retired.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    If you keep an open mind, sometimes you get something like in this thread. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/actresses-your-opinion-did-a-complete-180-on.1575474/ Akiho Yoshizawa, Yui Hatano and Kurea Hasumi for that matter are now among my favorite actresses and only because I gave them a...
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Thank you very much! How'd you even notice though? I mean, I know I have the date in my profile, but I didn't think anyone'd pay attention. Right now I'm still stuck at work though. D=
  5. Hans Kowalski

    erojapanese.com Note that they're not yet available for purchase, I just have them earlier...

    erojapanese.com Note that they're not yet available for purchase, I just have them earlier because I commissioned the translation. They usually update their site on the 1st and 16th of each months, so you can get them in a couple of days. For more info you can check this thread...
  6. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    She quit due to mental health issues.
  7. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    I don't really know most mods here but the one I had a run-in with had a really bad attitude about the most minor things. Also, my first run-in with our resident asshole samurai79 was straight up deleted, which is not cool. There's still Jug's JAV actor thread btw, it needs him!
  8. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    What's the reason for his departure then?
  9. Hans Kowalski

    What Happened to...

    Seriously though, what happened to Jugulear. I always assumed he was quite a bit older than the average user here, worried that he's dead or something.
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    You crazy motherfucker.
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    So, with all my comissioned movies finished, I went and ordered another batch. The next four movies I'm gonna have translated are: MUML-009, starring Saryu Usui: Saryu plays a dirty talking teacher, seducing one of her students and fucking him. Get the movie here...
  12. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    *BEEP BOOP* Not featured in this preview: A whole lot more of this and the protagonist sharing his fleshlight with his friend in some DP action.
  13. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Just go watch the overly dramatic trailer for this one: http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=migd00676/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1 And then there's this one: Oh, and someone pointed this out on a different board, but the issue with her face is that she looks a bit like Mr. Burns.
  14. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    It's much better than her final Asfur release, that's for sure. What a disappointment that one was.
  15. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    The isse with Kaho is that she often plays the "Thehe, I'm such a timid and reluctant MILF, please don't touch." role, which does not really fit her looks/face.
  16. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs for WWK-012 and HND-048 are now available. http://erojapanese.com/product/wwk-012/ http://erojapanese.com/product/hnd-348/ Not that it matters all that much, but I'm pretty sure that they sometimes take a lot of liberties with the movie titles. Only sometimes though.
  17. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    No video unfortunatly, but my favorite bad AV rap is still REAL from Ai Uehara. https://soundcloud.com/honnaka_nama/real-full-mix-ver
  18. Hans Kowalski

    loli subtitles! [crowdfunding to get loli titles subbed]

    Crossposting from the regular subtitle thead, 'cause it's Abe Mikako. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/jav-translation-request-part-3.1720447/page-11#post-3620981
  19. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    HND-348 is finished, should be available for purchase in a couple of days. So, does our POV protagonist finally get some action!?
  20. Hans Kowalski

    ShinjiIII JAV Subtitle Thread

    Ha, a couple of weeks ago I remembered this thread and thought "Huh, guess the project was abandoned.", and look what happened now!
  21. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    You say that, and it sounds plausible, but you don't know, you silly man.
  22. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    That's the important question, isn't it. Does Steven watch western or japanese porn? I was thinking of tweeting him her blog post, but refrained when I thought, maybe she doesn't want him to know and just wants to remain some random fan to him.
  23. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    You're probably not gona tell, or else you would've already done so, but which one is it, tell me.
  24. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Read the last page more carefully.:p Edit: Actually, the post you quoted as well.
  25. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    I kept watching the show for way longer than I should have. "Oh, the show started out good, and there are a few glimmers of hope throughout every season, so I might as well continue." is what I kept telling myself. But eventually enough was enough, I stopped around the 5th or 6th season. But...
  26. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Yuu Kawakami taking a picture with one of her biggest american fans:
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Yeah, why did the Inferno series disappear anyway? They had much better set-designs than the current replacements. The Shabu series has great action but looks downright homemade at times and the lighting is awful. The exception with somewhat decent production values being the very first...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Minami Natsuki retiring

    So glad she's retiring. She's not very cute, and her AV are average.
  29. Hans Kowalski

    (This newer idol) is the successor of (older model).

    Don't quote that old post, Airi is cool. (But very different from Tsubomi.)
  30. Hans Kowalski

    Minami Natsuki retiring

    I'll take solace in the fact that it makes you sad.
  31. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs are available now. DDB-196: Dirty Talking – Akari Hoshino | EroJapanese
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    Just stumbled upon this cover on Javlibrary.com and my initial thought was "Wait...is that...this isn't...is this supposed to be...!?" Turns out it really is supposed to be Marie Konishi. Photoshop has not treated her kindly. Btw. I'm almost more surprised that she's still active, I never...
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Yuu Kawakami has to appear in this series sometime soon. http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/list/id=201611/pagesize=30/price=all/sort=popular/type=series/page=1/
  34. Hans Kowalski

    What's Your Best of 2017?

    Due to an increase in storage space for me, I got over 1000 new movies this year, so it's next to impossible for me to pick out 10 among those, especially since I couldn't always tell just from memory whether it was a 2017 release at all, most of my new movies are older. But if I'd have to...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Hard-drive space lol. Before I got my new hard-drive I was a lot more picky about which movies and actresses I kept and threw out stuff for the flimsiest of reasons. Like, I had build up a sizable Yui Hatano a bunch of times, only to then delete it all again and again. "She has a weird smile...
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Yeah, I mentioned Kurea in one of the first posts in this thread as well, but that has long since changed. She's cool.
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    It's a good movie in theory, but it's one of the worse cases of the 2017 censorship, which really brings it down.
  38. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Trying to sell Sora Shiina as the next Ai Uehara is really not helping her, because it'll build up anticipation she can't possibly match. She's a very tame girl. You could check out HND-431, it's imo the best of her recent ones: The very recent CJOD-118 was pretty good too, although the...
  39. Hans Kowalski

    Miharu Honoka is doing a Nier Automata Cosplay AV film

    I mean, there's so much good stuff you can post.
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Miharu Honoka is doing a Nier Automata Cosplay AV film

    I think I was already stetching the limits of how many songs I could post. I believe that the more Youtube links you post, the less likely it is for your reader to click any of them at all.
  41. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Oh, okay, that's what I assumed at first, but then you wrote our twice. Yeah, she did, that's how I found it in the first place. She even has it linked in her Twitter bio. 蓮実クレア@24日クリスマスイベント (@kurea_hasumi) | Twitter So it's a lot more legit than Ruka Kanae's now inactive english account...
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Google Translate JAV

    You can just start the crowdfunding yourself. Order the subs as crowdfunding, and then you hope that others will go in on it. You can advertise the project in our subtitle thread too. Jav Translation Request Part 3 | Page 10 | Akiba-Online.com Only risk is that you'd have to cover the...
  43. Hans Kowalski

    FSET-731 cute JAV idol

    The section you're looking for is here: JAV Idol Identifications | Akiba-Online.com But it's Aoi Shino, formerly known as Megumi Shino. She's still pretty active.
  44. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Kurea Hasumi has an official english language twitter account now. 蓮實克蕾兒KureaHasumi (@kureahasumi_eng) | Twitter Now whether it's really herself writing the tweets or someone else is a different question. Her regular, japanese twitter is mostly herself I'd assume, with all the random stuff...
  45. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    One could hope.