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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Best Of DMM 2017

    That's a pretty boring collection of movies both in the physical and digital categories. Don't have an issue with most of the actresses in the list though, but I'm still surprised that Ruka Kanae has been ranked so high for the past few months (She was even on 1 for a while.) because...well...
  2. Hans Kowalski

    What games are you playing?

    Eh, I really don't wanna spoil too much, but it's not just simply another Ending. I *do* agree that Route B is pretty tedious though. Basically how it works is:
  3. Hans Kowalski

    What games are you playing?

    Oh, and just to make sure...you did keep playing after Ending A, right? Because if not, the game is far from over.
  4. Hans Kowalski

    What games are you playing?

    Yakuza 0 has one of the best video game stories in recent times. Some might say that doesn't mean much, but it's legit good, and the gameplay is fun and there's so much to do and the soundtrack is great too, with a bunch of cheesy faux-80s vocal songs on top. But if you visit Akiba-Online...
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Miharu Honoka is doing a Nier Automata Cosplay AV film

    But regardless, dingguy, you should definitly check out Nier Automata's soundtrack, it's magical.
  6. Hans Kowalski

    Miharu Honoka is doing a Nier Automata Cosplay AV film

    While the actual reason for her design is obviously "Just because we can." it does make sense within the story, in that the androids sort of worship humans based on their knowledge of past, now long since gone civilizations and are designed to look like an idealized version of a real human...
  7. Hans Kowalski

    My Favorite JAV Gal

    She was pretty cool. My favorite movies of hers are DJE-046 and MUM-154. But she does have a good scene at the beginning of RCT-633 as well. She molests some dude on the train.
  8. Hans Kowalski

    Mao Hamasaki 浜崎真緒

    She's okay.
  9. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    I think the issue is that most gokkun titles don't gain much from subtitles.
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs for WWW-025 are now available. WWW-025: Reverse Abuse | EroJapanese
  11. Hans Kowalski

    No Questions Asked

    I can't think of a single girl or movie series I'd do this with. Some prior research is always necessary.
  12. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Fake creampies.
  13. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    What does open to almost everything mean? Haven't seen her do anal, heavy gokkun, (I'm not sure if I've ever seen her swallow cum at all.) no deepthroat, let alone irrumatio, etc. All she does is regular, normal sex.
  14. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Yeah, I don't know how she is comparable to Tsubomi at all. (For the record, I think Sora Shiina is cool, but she's very tame.) Most of what she does is creampies for Honnaka...and we all know those are fake.
  15. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    Are you talking about the rolling eye thing they both do, because that's obviously an AV thing and all acting, (Probably inspired by adult manga, "ahegao" and such.) and there are entire movies that focus on that. You talk as if she's retired. About a year ago she left Idea Pocket after...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    Your *Current* JAV Top 10 / Discussion & Recommendation Mega-Thread~

    Maybe a few adjustments here and there. Back when I made the list, Shizuka Kanno was still retired, and while I liked her old works, it was not enough for her to make the list. Now she's back and much crazier and sluttier than before. Despite the hardcore stuff she did in her old movies, she...
  17. Hans Kowalski

    What is Ai Uehara doing?

    25
  18. Hans Kowalski

    Best JAV r*** Movies

    I'm not much of a r*** guy, but the single best r*** movie to me is VRTM-040. But it's schoolboys on young girls, and not old men. (Technically they're middle aged men playing schoolboys, but you know what I mean.) http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=h_910vrtm00040/ Other than...
  19. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    But even Yuma Asami licked assholes from time to time.
  20. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Someone posted the subs for PGD-387 years ago on the old Scanlovers.com site, so the subs do exist. I don't think they originate from this site though, and it uses the kind of ads that make me very suspicious of using this site.
  21. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    Uta Kohaku during her AV career: "I like cum." Uta Kohaku after her AV career:"I did in fact not like cum."
  22. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars in Non-JAV Roles (You know...the "actual" movies?)

    That's a good idea. Right now there are two games out on PS4 in the west, Yakuza 0, a prequel and Yakuza Kiwami, a remake of the first game. At this point, 0 is pretty much the best entry point for newcomers. It's the first game in the timeline, it's one of the best games in the series and it...
  23. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars in Non-JAV Roles (You know...the "actual" movies?)

    I don't know about movies, but SEGA's Beat 'em Up/RPG videogame series Yakuza has featured AV actresses ever since the second game. Like, in the second game for the PS2 you could chat with Yuma Asami in a hostess club. The hostess clubs are where most AV cameos happen throughout the series...
  24. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Nipple play is one thing, but there's a limit. Like, at the beignning while she's teasing the POV protagonist, the dude who she's going to fuck shortly thereafter is sitting in the background, pleasuring himself by...rubbing is own nipples. Who does that? Do you do that, Inertia!? How about...
  25. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    WWW-025 is done as well. No screenshots this time, because I'm feeling a bit lazy, also, it seems like barely any of the JAV Discussion regulars even visit this thread, so it often feels like a waste of time. ...also, the movie is just 1 hour long and a single scene, so there's not much I...
  26. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    What kind of man watches a KV video and expects a good blowjob. Tsubomi was the one exception. I'm going to give you some homework now: Go watch MIAD-693, there's some good blowjob action, especially in the last two scenes. Go watch the first scene in GVG-111, the one with Ayu in a business suit.
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Hard drive is only 0 bytes, what do you do?

    I think it's a hypothetical question. I usually re-evaluate which movies and actresses I really care about, and which ones I only downloaded because I could. The ones I don't think I'm gonna watch again either go on the external hard-drive or get deleted all-together, depending on whether I...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    What did you watch?
  29. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    It's good to know that there's one remaining constant in life. No matter what happens, you know the mysterious shawn720s will eventually appear and thank your post. The day where he'll finally speak his first words will be a glorious day indeed. It wouldn't even matter what he says.
  30. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Okay, I rescind my previous statement. BDrake, you're a fraud.
  31. Hans Kowalski

    What features/services would you like to have on R18.com?

    Hm, okay, guess it just didn't Show up when I looked.
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    If I was the female main actress AND director of a Gokkun movie I'd just say "Make all the cum CGI!".
  33. Hans Kowalski

    What features/services would you like to have on R18.com?

    I can kinda see the reason why DMM can offer Paypal and R18 not, because DMM also has all-ages content that you can buy with those points. Another site that has this loophole where you can use Paypal for points and use those for adult content is DLSite, because they have lots of all-ages content...
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    I've posted these before, in another thread, but here's Yuu kawakami getting "peed" in her mouth, when it's obviously just water. It's a lot more obvious in motion. In any case, I wonder what Kano Hana's and Maki Hoshikawa's director job entails? Do they really go "Okay, now I want this...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    I wouldn't put her near god-tier (She's more of a handjob girl.) but she can be really good now and then. In any case, crossposting from the subtitle thread... Subtitles for REAL-512 are now available for purchase. (It's where my avatar and signature are from.)...
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs for REAL-512 and TYOD-300 are now available for purchase. http://erojapanese.com/product/real-512/ http://erojapanese.com/product/tyod-300/
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    ...hm...well, alright then.
  38. Hans Kowalski

    What features/services would you like to have on R18.com?

    That is indeed a big change. It's how I bought most of my DMM purchases and the biggest reason why I used them over R18. Edit: Scratch that. No Paypal? Then it's still DMM for me.
  39. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Curse you, BDrake, and your nefarious blowjob-tier lists!
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Honestly, BDrake putting Ayu Sakurai in the low-tier category is a bigger shock than Kevin Spacey being a pedophile boy-molester.
  41. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Wow, Ayu Sakurai is certainly not among the top-of-the-line blowjob girls, but putting her in the low-tier category next to Aika and Karen Uehara is a travesty. BDrake, your reign of judging BJs is nearing it's end!!
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Gokkun

    Yeah, she's lame.
  43. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    Calm down my friend, even I have to be at work sometimes. But yeah, you're right, it's Crazy Kurea. MIGD-676: WANZ-183:
  44. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    Well, okay, let's go for someone more well known. Who's this?
  45. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    Alright, I think I've given you enough time. It was Haruna Saeki, in ARM-273. Another open round!
  46. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Yeah, I noticed that shortly after my post as well. In any case, the full movie in HD has been out for some time and eh...it's okay. I liked her better in the AVOP movie.
  47. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    Look, you pretty much have to have a smartphone in today's age, but nevertheless, if that's the device you choose to watch your porn on, just stick to Pornhub and watch amateur clips that were recorded with a phone to begin with. No JAV for you.
  48. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    In an incredible surprise twist, the next translation I commissioned is already done as well, just two days after the last one.
  49. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs for ATFB-252 are now available on Erojapanese. http://erojapanese.com/product/atfb-252/ In other news: *Laughs manically*