Dumb Moments in JAV
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Yeah I think @Motiman nailed it. Chinese ghost stories (unlike Western horror tradition) doesn't focus on scare so much as bewitchment and temptation. Classic ghost stories use gold, and other treasures and of course sex and even love to tempt the victim(s) of a haunting. Or it seems in this case the reason the ghost is haunting this world is the need for sex.
So it might just be a classic oriental horror film which happens to be more explicit than usual when it shows the mechanics of the haunting. If you understand the purpose of the film is to haunt/scare/disturb you the viewer, than the sex scene is just to exploit your desires, not to satisfy it. Sex with a revolting being (ghost/undead/possessed/deformed) is part of the theme.
Same as H.R. Giger, I love his art, but have never jerk off to them. I think of myself as having a strong libido, but I doubt I can keep up a good erection in a cold wet hole.
So it might just be a classic oriental horror film which happens to be more explicit than usual when it shows the mechanics of the haunting. If you understand the purpose of the film is to haunt/scare/disturb you the viewer, than the sex scene is just to exploit your desires, not to satisfy it. Sex with a revolting being (ghost/undead/possessed/deformed) is part of the theme.
Same as H.R. Giger, I love his art, but have never jerk off to them. I think of myself as having a strong libido, but I doubt I can keep up a good erection in a cold wet hole.
I'm not sure yet if this film belongs in this thread, but DMOW-136 looks like a title that combines pissing and Ghostbusters.
I like the cover!I'm not sure yet if this film belongs in this thread, but DMOW-136 looks like a title that combines pissing and Ghostbusters.
I'm not sure yet if this film belongs in this thread, but DMOW-136 looks like a title that combines pissing and Ghostbusters.
I must salute the JAV maker, this is a creative idea
but sadly this is dumb & weird, I can't turn on by this video
I don't think piss is sexy, even they put super hot girls like Aika, Maya Kawamura, Maria Ozawa
would be super cool if they make porn version of chinese ghost story or journey to the west, hope someone from the industry read my comment
I must salute the JAV maker, this is a creative idea
but sadly this is dumb & weird, I can't turn on by this video
I don't think piss is sexy, even they put super hot girls like Aika, Maya Kawamura, Maria Ozawa
would be super cool if they make porn version of chinese ghost story or journey to the west, hope someone from the industry read my comment
I totally agree with you, that's why I said that I'm not sure that this belongs in this thread. The only reason I might personally see this as dumb is because I'm not into pissing at all either, but for fans of the genre this must be, as you said, a pretty creative twist to it, but the film's not out yet, so I have no idea how seriously it takes itself.
And yeah, a JAV version of Journey to the West would be great! Or any fantasy porn would be great!
yes, I can't understand what is the fun to see people pissing, non sex act only pissing is total waste, but for peoples who like this weird fetish this video might be their "gold"
I think JAV would be great if combine with asian sex fantasy, with western can be good too but could be misfit and weird, for example oriental males and females in ancient egypt
http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movie...g-Babies/id=zuko00112/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1
This has to be one of the weirdest titles I have watched in a while.
5 guys are having fun together, 4 of them gets genderswaped and starts having sex with the guy who doesn't get genderswaped.
Putting on a swimsuit,
giving a blowjob,
giving a handjob,
and getting fucked by my friend is definitively the first thing I would do if my gender was reversed.
Only in Japan.
This has to be one of the weirdest titles I have watched in a while.
5 guys are having fun together, 4 of them gets genderswaped and starts having sex with the guy who doesn't get genderswaped.
Putting on a swimsuit,
giving a blowjob,
giving a handjob,
and getting fucked by my friend is definitively the first thing I would do if my gender was reversed.
Only in Japan.
This year's AVOP brought us Center Village's AVOP-279 Talisman Of Heavenly Punishment! The Lives Of Exorcists. Sex Horror Documentary Featuring A Mature Female Zombie. ...if you dare......would be super cool if they make porn version of chinese ghost story or journey to the west, hope someone from the industry read my comment
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=h_086avop00279/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=16
already discussed about this video few months ago, I think this video very good in setting and costumes, they manage to "copy" 90's HongKong jiangshi movie, but the big flop : the females are too ugly
I got this vid because I am usually happy with ZUKO and definitely get all of their less standard titles.
The title might be dumb, but the vid is pretty typical ZUKO orgy vid. If I had not read and translated the title, it's not easy to actually figure out the 4 people on the cover are actually boys who magically became girls. From the beginning of the vid, they just seem like girls wearing boys cloths. I suppose some of the dialog might telling the story according to the title, but it's very brief and totally cannot convey that story to non-Japanese viewers. So rest assure it's just a standard orgy vid, with a tiny bit of cross-dressing.
WHICH is a huge disappointment. I would love that they had a bit more budget and actually try to convince the viewers these 4 hot girls are actually boys who suddenly and magically(?) become female bodies. E.g. each should start by obsessively playing with her own and each other's tits. And only slowly become interested to have her own orifice getting dick'ed. Yes I mean it would be a lot better if it starts as a slightly gay porn.
They need to have an AV version of Slimer in that vid.I'm not sure yet if this film belongs in this thread, but DMOW-136 looks like a title that combines pissing and Ghostbusters.
This is not dumb, but this thread seem to have become the dump for weird/freaky/fringe vids. So here goes.
It's honestly not something I'm super hyped about, I was just scanning it for the very slim chance that something amazing (and freaky) is hidden in there. So excuse me if the review/summary is very scratchy.
XRW-194
近親相姦 帰ってきた息子はニューハーフ 美しい女性になって帰ってきた息子を見て母と父は リンドル星川
Son Comes Home as Transvestite Mom and Dad Incest Rindoru Hoshikawa
Normally I would pass on this, as the title performer is not a real woman, but the screen promise at least a good scene of hetero intercourse with a reasonably hot girl and even the cover doesn't give the name of the female performer (would be more promising) the main part of the cover is a woman fellating a trans, so I bit (oh is that bad choice of word).
Scene 0: I guess here's the talking scene about a son coming back home as a woman and surprised his dear old mom and dad . There might have been a Oscar performance in there, I wouldn't know, I skipped it.
Scene 1: just like the old days, mom has to wake up her sleepy-head son/daughter. S/he is just not waking up. Just like any normal mom would, she try to wake him/er up by removing the blanket and his/er clothings, and soon she's touching his/er (sub-A-cup) tits and stroking his/er (still very normal) morning wood. Is she just cock-hungry for some son-sperm or is she trying to figure out how much manhood is still there? Anyway she sucks him/er off, spit out the sperm into her hand and inspect it and satisfy herself about something, and leave him/er to sleep.
Scene 2a: Rindoru is taking a shower, the director try to film this clip as an attractive girl shower scene, FAIL, Rindoru's face can be rated not-very-ugly, at certain angle, but "her" body can never pass of as a female. Thankfully it's not long. Outside, mom is undressing, a much more delightful scene. She's somewhat pretty (but buckteethed), and we finally get to see her very nice figure. BTW, to cast her as a mom is dumb. Her look is much better of as Rindoru's baby sister. Anyway in she enters, stark naked. Rindoru is a little surprised but not at all embarrassed. After all, mother taking a slow shower with grown daughter is one fine Japanese tradition for family bonding. After a sensual thorough washing, mom embraced Rindoru (she has to tiptop to reach his height) and plant a mouth-on-mouth kiss, before walking him out of the shower.
Scene 2b: Mother and son-daughter, both in women underwears (why?), enters a bed room and mom proceed to touch Rindoru in quite inappropriate manner. They continue to play out a fair typical hetero sex scene, with the exception that the "guy" had make-up on and bra and panty at the beginning. Before they finish, Dad came home and hear the most indecent noise from his wife. He peeks into the bedroom to see his tranny son fucking his mother. He stares in speechless shock for a few moments before shaking his head and discreetly existing, leaving the incestuous pair to their pleasures. Finally Rindoru climaxed inside his mom but it took some fingering to get the creampie out of her pussy.
Scene 3: to be continued:
It's honestly not something I'm super hyped about, I was just scanning it for the very slim chance that something amazing (and freaky) is hidden in there. So excuse me if the review/summary is very scratchy.
XRW-194
近親相姦 帰ってきた息子はニューハーフ 美しい女性になって帰ってきた息子を見て母と父は リンドル星川
Son Comes Home as Transvestite Mom and Dad Incest Rindoru Hoshikawa
Normally I would pass on this, as the title performer is not a real woman, but the screen promise at least a good scene of hetero intercourse with a reasonably hot girl and even the cover doesn't give the name of the female performer (would be more promising) the main part of the cover is a woman fellating a trans, so I bit (oh is that bad choice of word).
Scene 0: I guess here's the talking scene about a son coming back home as a woman and surprised his dear old mom and dad . There might have been a Oscar performance in there, I wouldn't know, I skipped it.
Scene 1: just like the old days, mom has to wake up her sleepy-head son/daughter. S/he is just not waking up. Just like any normal mom would, she try to wake him/er up by removing the blanket and his/er clothings, and soon she's touching his/er (sub-A-cup) tits and stroking his/er (still very normal) morning wood. Is she just cock-hungry for some son-sperm or is she trying to figure out how much manhood is still there? Anyway she sucks him/er off, spit out the sperm into her hand and inspect it and satisfy herself about something, and leave him/er to sleep.
Scene 2a: Rindoru is taking a shower, the director try to film this clip as an attractive girl shower scene, FAIL, Rindoru's face can be rated not-very-ugly, at certain angle, but "her" body can never pass of as a female. Thankfully it's not long. Outside, mom is undressing, a much more delightful scene. She's somewhat pretty (but buckteethed), and we finally get to see her very nice figure. BTW, to cast her as a mom is dumb. Her look is much better of as Rindoru's baby sister. Anyway in she enters, stark naked. Rindoru is a little surprised but not at all embarrassed. After all, mother taking a slow shower with grown daughter is one fine Japanese tradition for family bonding. After a sensual thorough washing, mom embraced Rindoru (she has to tiptop to reach his height) and plant a mouth-on-mouth kiss, before walking him out of the shower.
Scene 2b: Mother and son-daughter, both in women underwears (why?), enters a bed room and mom proceed to touch Rindoru in quite inappropriate manner. They continue to play out a fair typical hetero sex scene, with the exception that the "guy" had make-up on and bra and panty at the beginning. Before they finish, Dad came home and hear the most indecent noise from his wife. He peeks into the bedroom to see his tranny son fucking his mother. He stares in speechless shock for a few moments before shaking his head and discreetly existing, leaving the incestuous pair to their pleasures. Finally Rindoru climaxed inside his mom but it took some fingering to get the creampie out of her pussy.
Scene 3: to be continued:
Scene 3a: It's bed time, Rindoru (in girl's pajamas) plays with his/er tits, then masturbates. Excuse me for not writing a detailed play-by play.
Scene 3b: Dad enters the scene as Rindoru is getting settled to sleep. He molested "her" as if she's a daughter, but soon full-on gay sex ensue as they kiss, suck each other's cocks and Dad fucks Rindoru in the ass. After he cum, the camera shows Rindoru anus emitting the sperm, WITHOUT MOSAIC. How interesting, the legality of it.
Scene 3b: Dad enters the scene as Rindoru is getting settled to sleep. He molested "her" as if she's a daughter, but soon full-on gay sex ensue as they kiss, suck each other's cocks and Dad fucks Rindoru in the ass. After he cum, the camera shows Rindoru anus emitting the sperm, WITHOUT MOSAIC. How interesting, the legality of it.
I'm giving comment on this vid as a straight person, but I'm not homophobic or perhaps you can even say my interest in freaky is almost as far as bi-curious. Well actually only bi-curious in watching AV, not in doing it IRL.
So, quick summary is it's worth the download. The best scene by far is scene 2. The mother is actually a young and attractive performer (but sadly nameless even after checking Sougouwiki) and the otherwise decent hetero 1-on-1 scene becomes must-watch due to the freak factor of the guy being a tranny. Scene 1 is not bad, despite having no female nudity, perhaps not worth a second viewing. Scene 3 is ... well... I watched it just for the freak, but I am deleting this scene as I am 100% sure I will not need to watch it again.
The UNBELIEVABLE EPIC FAIL is not putting all three family members in a MxFxT 3P incest scene. EPIC FAIL.
Altogether, the vid isn't nearly freaky enough to be particularly remarkable. E.g. there's not much sperm and not many ejaculations. The only reason to bring it up, check it out is that straight-gay crossover with one or more non-ugly female performer is so so absolutely rare (even more rare than leaked un-mosaiced censored AV).
So, quick summary is it's worth the download. The best scene by far is scene 2. The mother is actually a young and attractive performer (but sadly nameless even after checking Sougouwiki) and the otherwise decent hetero 1-on-1 scene becomes must-watch due to the freak factor of the guy being a tranny. Scene 1 is not bad, despite having no female nudity, perhaps not worth a second viewing. Scene 3 is ... well... I watched it just for the freak, but I am deleting this scene as I am 100% sure I will not need to watch it again.
The UNBELIEVABLE EPIC FAIL is not putting all three family members in a MxFxT 3P incest scene. EPIC FAIL.
Altogether, the vid isn't nearly freaky enough to be particularly remarkable. E.g. there's not much sperm and not many ejaculations. The only reason to bring it up, check it out is that straight-gay crossover with one or more non-ugly female performer is so so absolutely rare (even more rare than leaked un-mosaiced censored AV).
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I didn't think that one was very good. I've seen similar movies before where the son/daughter was a transsexual instead of just a transvestite and I liked that one better. Wouldn't call it dumb as such, just not my thing.
There are a lot of male JAV performers who star in these trans/new half movies. I do wonder if it's by choice or if their just thinking of the money. Not my kind of thing as i've yet to come across a trans star that i find attractive. Often you'll see one on a cover or screenshot and think 'Wow, i can't believe that's a dude!', but then you watch the movie and it all falls apart. There's usually a tell tale sign or they start talking and it's clearly a dude in drag and i just lose interest.
It's more curiosity then anything else, but i always feel i have to check out trans movies. I guess it's the nature of an avid porn viewer that regular porn can start to get predictable so when something out of the ordinary pops up, you have to check it out. It's what led me to WAKM-005 (try as i might, there was no way i could sustain a boner through that), as they clearly selected a pretty odd looking female to begin with as she was a bit wiry in frame and you could tell she wasn't a looker. Perhaps if they had chosen an attractive actress to play the ghost lady, it would have been sexier, but that would have lost all sense of perpose to the movie so i'm glad the makers at least stuck to their plan and made a freaky looking ghost.
It's more curiosity then anything else, but i always feel i have to check out trans movies. I guess it's the nature of an avid porn viewer that regular porn can start to get predictable so when something out of the ordinary pops up, you have to check it out. It's what led me to WAKM-005 (try as i might, there was no way i could sustain a boner through that), as they clearly selected a pretty odd looking female to begin with as she was a bit wiry in frame and you could tell she wasn't a looker. Perhaps if they had chosen an attractive actress to play the ghost lady, it would have been sexier, but that would have lost all sense of perpose to the movie so i'm glad the makers at least stuck to their plan and made a freaky looking ghost.
Have you seen HVG-020 with Komaki Shirosaki? She is really cute (and yes, I'm going to use "she" because: 1) that's clearly the gender she identifies as; 2) I can't be bothered to write "he/she" or whatever other ambiguous pronoun over and over again and 3) I'm pretty sure no one wants to read it like that either). She's kinda like a loli-newhalf if that's even a thing haha. I think she looks like a girl pretty much the whole video, I mean aside from her dick of course lol! There's probably a few moments in the last scene where she is fully naked and you can see a bit of "manliness" but for the most part she is super cute. I love the blowjob / handjob scene while she is tied up, her reactions are so adorable OMG! No lie... I would totally smash that.
Is everyone cool with me making a newhalf thread? I've been wanting to make one specifically for finding cute newhalfs like Komaki but I get the feeling that a lot of people are too sensitive for that.
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Yeah I think you should start a newhalf thread. I made a fake futanari thead a while back, specifically for fake futa, meaning: female performer with a rubber dick pretending to be futa.
Actual newhalf/futa posts should go to its own thread instead of here. I'm kinda guilty for starting it. SORRY. (but I could not have predicted there's so much interest).
Actual newhalf/futa posts should go to its own thread instead of here. I'm kinda guilty for starting it. SORRY. (but I could not have predicted there's so much interest).
Stumbled onto SOD Create's 2008 gem SDMS-525 Beautiful Tits Ghost Buster VS Busty Alien (aka Ghost Buster Alien VS Big Breasts)I'm not sure yet if this film belongs in this thread, but DMOW-136 looks like a title that combines pissing and Ghostbusters.
