Yea guess I'll start one... Just wondering if I should specify it to only super cute/girly ones are just all newhalf in general. I only really like the cute ones which are pretty rare IMO but I guess a general thread would be more popular. hmmm...
Dumb Moments in JAV
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I don't know what this is about... I guess she's playing some kind of budget ninja?
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It's a direct parody of HK: Hentai Kamen ("pervert masked (rider)")
For totally campy crazy parody films, HK is a "big" budget movie franchise. The machine translation is unfortunate, the Japanese title 変態パンティー仮面 is perfectly clear what's being parodied, inserting the katakana for "panty" between the kanji for "hentai" and "mask".
The wearing of panty on the head is a fairly common trick/prank/foolery/humiliation in Japanese culture (if not exactly a "tradition"), you see that quite frequently in JAV, e.g. in "r***ing in front of husband" genre, the r**ist often make the husband wear the wife's panty. It seems to carry special meaning unique to Japan, similar to writing insulting words on the face or body of a victim.
In case it needs explicit spelling out, the visual appearance of wearing the panty that way makes two huge eye holes, resembling the insectoid design of first generation Kamen Rider (Masked Rider).
For totally campy crazy parody films, HK is a "big" budget movie franchise. The machine translation is unfortunate, the Japanese title 変態パンティー仮面 is perfectly clear what's being parodied, inserting the katakana for "panty" between the kanji for "hentai" and "mask".
The wearing of panty on the head is a fairly common trick/prank/foolery/humiliation in Japanese culture (if not exactly a "tradition"), you see that quite frequently in JAV, e.g. in "r***ing in front of husband" genre, the r**ist often make the husband wear the wife's panty. It seems to carry special meaning unique to Japan, similar to writing insulting words on the face or body of a victim.
In case it needs explicit spelling out, the visual appearance of wearing the panty that way makes two huge eye holes, resembling the insectoid design of first generation Kamen Rider (Masked Rider).
A lot of Rocket entries so I'll add another: RCT-470
It combines incest (unconvincing 'boys') with accidental insertion. The dramatic music and black, white and grey as the 'accident' insertion unfolds in slow motion.
And I'm sure you'll be thinking: why this one in particular when there is a whole series of this stuff? This is why:
It combines incest (unconvincing 'boys') with accidental insertion. The dramatic music and black, white and grey as the 'accident' insertion unfolds in slow motion.
And I'm sure you'll be thinking: why this one in particular when there is a whole series of this stuff? This is why:
+1 Marina MatsumotoA lot of Rocket entries so I'll add another: RCT-470
It combines incest (unconvincing 'boys') with accidental insertion. The dramatic music and black, white and grey as the 'accident' insertion unfolds in slow motion.
And I'm sure you'll be thinking: why this one in particular when there is a whole series of this stuff? This is why:
You can always trust the Japanese to come up with the goods! Inventing new porn genre's every week is there forte, and in Rockets case, it's a god damn certainty!
I think it's a strange cross between a vagina, a walnut and the outer shell of a chestnut with a necklace wrapped around it (although I'm sure that last one was obvious). In my interpretation it's supposed to symbolise the fact that the "goodness" inside the shell is still untouched and you can remove the shell and get to it by purchasing this wonderful film. Oh, and it's also top class quality evidenced by the necklace. But to be honest, I'm not sure at all - after all, who knows how Japanese people think? They have come up with some weird stuff...
So how do upstanding Akiba citizens feel about this cover?
horrible creepy disgusting
Is that a photo from a North Korean propaganda film where Kim Jong Un singlehandedly stops an alien invasion?
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Now that you describe it that way I can't unsee it lol.Is that a photo from a North Korean propaganda film where Kim Jong Un singlehandedly stops and alien invasion?
But no, that's a screenshot from "The Langoliers" a TV mini series based on a book by Stephen King.
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I was on the fence about this one, because I like the idea, but I just had to post this here instead of the creative thread because of the execution. Although, it could have been worse, I guess...
I was on the fence about this one, because I like the idea, but I just had to post this here instead of the creative thread because of the execution. Although, it could have been worse, I guess...
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This film contains a completely plausible scenario accentuated by the outstanding, dare I say, Oscar-worthy performance of Ouka Eri. Warning: massive 15+ MB gif ahead!
This film contains a completely plausible scenario accentuated by the outstanding, dare I say, Oscar-worthy performance of Ouka Eri. Warning: massive 15+ MB gif ahead!
PGD-418 Ohka Collar Female Teacher Panties
This film contains a completely plausible scenario accentuated by the outstanding, dare I say, Oscar-worthy performance of Ouka Eri. Warning: massive 15+ MB gif ahead!
