Picking up girls ;)
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If I was an admin... *cough cough*, I'd do a quick IP check, verify his location was where he said it was from and if it didn't match up, nuke the account before it comes back during it's set bot timeline and do a general IP ban on that number as it is most likely a spam bot such as the hundreds that prior infested my own forum.
Hm.. I'll be damned.
My only other thought is that there's some section on the forum that requires at least one post of... well... anything.
My only other thought is that there's some section on the forum that requires at least one post of... well... anything.
Lol, that really is surprising. I positively knew it was a bot, so I'm surprised to hear you say that it's not. I mean, seriously: badges? I don't care what Internet translator you're using: "woman" and "badge" ain't synonymous in any language!
My first thought was that someone was discussing onine the details about going to a convention but mistakingly used the reply box of this thread instead of the one that would post their reply in a thread or chat where the response would make sense.
lol u might just go to a hooker then.
I visited several reggea bars in Osaka, Kyoto. MOST.DISGUSTING.THING.EVER.
it was basically always like this: 5-6 reaaaaaaly good looking, nicely build japanese girls and 30 fat, creepy old white guys dancing and pushing and humping around them like some sort of old tribal ritual.
most of those guys were like 40-60 years old and creepy as fuck. I bet half of them were pedos!
finally someone who knows what the situation is like.
Its always hillarious when I read/hear about dorks who want to go to Japan and get laid by their maiden servants who are of course lolis, tsundere and virgins.
hell I remember one guy who was disappointed cuz Tokyo wasnt like what he expected in RANMA 1/2.......
today I saw an ad that said "Why not learn french? It#s still easier than understanding the french's english"XD
ScannerBoy, please try not to post consecutive messages when you can put them all into one post.
Since you're new, you might not have seen this, but please take a look:
http://www.akiba-online.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5
Under "Content", #10.
Since you're new, you might not have seen this, but please take a look:
http://www.akiba-online.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5
Under "Content", #10.
well, its my friend not me who's askin for the tip,
he's a filipino, speaks some jap, allot of filipino and just as much english as mine ^_^... not a bad lokin guy though... (P.S. im not gay...) i think he'll do fine but id like to give my friend some tips otherwirs... thats what friends are for right... (well, we are really i to anime that why...)
BTW: did you know that filipinos have a different language in every island cause theyr at, the country is of island groupings you see.....
he's a filipino, speaks some jap, allot of filipino and just as much english as mine ^_^... not a bad lokin guy though... (P.S. im not gay...) i think he'll do fine but id like to give my friend some tips otherwirs... thats what friends are for right... (well, we are really i to anime that why...)
BTW: did you know that filipinos have a different language in every island cause theyr at, the country is of island groupings you see.....
tbh I think its gonna be hard.
the average Japanese thinks of philipinos as either whores, dealers, child trafficking or ugly bald japanese farmes "buying" some philipino wife.
its the same here in Europe. you always see young filipino girls with 50yo guys who pay for them.
the average Japanese thinks of philipinos as either whores, dealers, child trafficking or ugly bald japanese farmes "buying" some philipino wife.
its the same here in Europe. you always see young filipino girls with 50yo guys who pay for them.
yea... its a tough deal.... too bad for him...
but... rather.... what do you think "HE SHOULD DO"?
What's the best way to pick up a girl?
* Use slow and smooth movements. Hurried, jerky movements can strain the muscles in your back.
* Keep your body facing the girl while you lift her. Twisting while lifting can hurt your back.
* Keep the girl close to your body. Having to reach out to lift and carry a girl may hurt your back.
* "Lifting with your legs" should be done only when you can straddle the girl. To lift with your legs, bend your knees, not your back, to pick up the girl. Keep your back straight.
* Try to carry the girl in the space between your shoulder and your waist. This puts less strain on your back muscles.
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rance:
* Use slow and smooth movements. Hurried, jerky movements can strain the muscles in your back.
* Keep your body facing the girl while you lift her. Twisting while lifting can hurt your back.
* Keep the girl close to your body. Having to reach out to lift and carry a girl may hurt your back.
* "Lifting with your legs" should be done only when you can straddle the girl. To lift with your legs, bend your knees, not your back, to pick up the girl. Keep your back straight.
* Try to carry the girl in the space between your shoulder and your waist. This puts less strain on your back muscles.
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rance:
The fact that you had to put in parenthesis that you are not gay makes me question your orientation, given that nobody even accused you of being gay.
I think he's gay JUST because he had to point out that he isn't. Sort of like saying "well at least I'm richer than these people!" while walking through a shanty town of Peurto Rico.
Hmm... No that just didn't make any sense. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Hmm... No that just didn't make any sense. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's gay.
so he is gonna mislead his friend on purpose. then that guy is gonna give up and turn gay where OP will be ready to take him.....
WTF! noooo shit hahahahah.... no seriously... im not...
you guys are funny man... cant blame you though... i read back... soo nutz...
so how bout we get back...?
i really cant say with my friend man.... poor guy... after is said to him bout what u guys said he well.... started goin all NARUTO thing like "ill never give up! ! !" hahahah LOL...