^<V Above, you, below

^ just die!!!
< sigh*
V back again for more?
 
^ Its not sold in stores, you have to steal it from someone else
< I need more life
v I gone stole yer life bub
 
^ You're such a noob axel. I never had one to begin with.
< I need to stop staying up til 6am every day..
v Do you sleep?
 
^o ja. of course. that what i do mostly.sleep.eat.interent.sleep
<u should sleep. it gud for u.
vwhat ur wish?
 
^Mywish is to not exist anymore and I dont mean to die I mean to never have existed.
<*prays for wish to come true*
v Can you make my wish true?
 
^ Well I can pretend you don't exist.
< I'm good at ignoring people.
v How much bandwidth do you use monthly?
 
^ Defragmenting, ircing, watching a TV series and browsing the forum. So, nothing.
< Come to think of it, I really do multitask alot..
v Do you exist, other than as a figment of my imagined reality?
 
^ Because I'll squash you like a bug if you don't. :crash:
< It's getting late.. 8:42 am.. Going to sleep.
v Do you brush your teeth?
 
^ Used to smoke weed, now don't smoke anything
< And never will
V What was the last book you read?
 
^ Drakväktare.
< It's a swedish fantasy novel.
v Is the space-time continuum absolute?
 
^ i believe there is love in sexual drawings
< this is an elite site
v what is more important..masturbation or procrastination?
 
^ you can't make me choose
< reality has nothing to do with me
V what are the odds of you getting drunk as fuck tomorrow and beating someone up?
 
^ Pretty close to zero
< I don't touch alcohol and I'm a non-violent person
V If you could have sex with any pokemon which would you pick?
 
^ Mew
< Mew is pwnage. >_>
V Wouldn't a pokemon MMO be cool? :P
 
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